Friday, July 13, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #3

May 24, 2018

Apparently, this former actress turned bride invited a whole slew of A+ list celebrities to her wedding she had never invited because she wanted to meet them all. They are the same celebrities who would never have given her the time of day previous to this. Most of the people she invited said no because they thought it was weird to be invited if they had never met either person. One of those people is this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who showed the invitation to friends.

Meghan Markle/Reese Witherspoon

67 comments:

Geeljire said...

Reese is boring and B+ at this age
Sorry, time is the fire in which you age like mayo and encase yourself in a Botox phylactery

Vessimede Barstool said...

Resse Witherspoon A+? WTF???

Geeljire said...

I was just thinking last night how much I missed you!

laura ramona said...

Reese is not relevant anymore. She should have gone to the wedding so ppl will remember who she is. Or was.

Unknown said...

Reese is featured at celebrity jihad trying to get some cleavage by smooshing her little fun bags together for her iPhone

R in NYC said...

Ridiculous. Inviting celebrities she didn't know but no invites to 99.99% of her family.

J said...

Just pathetic.

Diana becomes a princess, and travels to the USA, and the single most important thing she wants to do, her lifelong dream, is to meet alleged bunghole thumber John Travolta.

And now this chick wants to use her global influence and profile to meet the annoying love child of Ann Coulter and Jay Leno.

lol at the sucker Brits who get fleeced to pay for her clothes.

Vessimede Barstool said...

She's a B lister. No big movie hits, but a part on a network TV show. So she was invited by an A+ lister to her wedding, why didn't she jump on it for the free publicity? Weird.

Anyway Reese back in the day was kinda bangable. She had that girl next door thing going for her, cute little bod, blonde, made up for the square jaw line. Now? Meh, I want my middle aged MILFs to be coked up and thick.

cheesegrater15 said...

They're right. It's desperate and pathetic to invite people you've never met to your wedding. Even marrying into a royal family can't buy you class.

DDonna Tarttty said...

Oscar-winning actress now starring on a hit pay cable show. Not sure why the vitriol here. She's certainly no worse than many of her peers and I prefer her to any of her far creepier co-stars.

LooLooEasy said...

Team Reese. It's desperate and fame-hungry af to do this. Meanwhile, Meghan's only family member there was her mother. None of her mother's side were there, even though they were not publicly messy. Harry reportedly said that he wanted a celebrity wife. Hmmmm. THIRSTY.

PoliticallyIncorrect71 said...

Clooney isn’t A list anymore either, but Amal made sure they got invited

Sara, Making It Work said...

I love how this all comes down to "Meghan inviting randoms". As if there wasn't an army of event planners, consultants, and publicists putting the whole thing together. I doubt Meghan was allowed to make many decisions on her own.

J said...

Sara, you're right. I mean, Meghan doesn't come across as very capable, does she?

Do Tell said...

Reese is a legitimate celebrity. Markle is primarily a celebrity by marriage. And it *is* weird that she invited celebrities she'd never met just to mix and mingle with them. Very phony and desperate.

Unknown said...

Reese 'Don't you know who I am' Witherspoon is the master of that game.

Sadie said...

Don't believe it. Reese brags about being Oprah's BFF on Instagram. She woulda been there to get the publicity in a second.

Thursday November said...

Meggers was trying to prove that she was some big time actress, when come on she was a supporting actress on a cable show that few watched. She did a couple hallmark movies. She paid her friends in Toronto, like that stylist BFF of hers. It was funny how suddenly stories in the DM were showing up making it sound like Meg was on the verge of hitting the big time and giving up so much. But, not like she wasn't fully vetted by the royals even before her first "date" with the spare.

Geeljire said...

I know her for fucking weirdo MilFlick-lite coke cub Ryan Phillipe and being old more than I do for say, acting?
But yeah unfortunately I suppose I have heard of her.

Can't wait for a B-Coop/Krasinski/Phillipe TactiLOL Bangbus movie

plot said...

If Meghan invited celebs, their publicists and managers would be sure they went to this wedding. It was watched by 100s or millions of people. That is free publicity for the celebs and whatever designers they chose to wear.

So this is crap. Even little Reese would have gone, even though she is extraordinarily busy at the moment.

Harry and Meghan only invited celebs that were attached to causes of note.

Do Tell said...

Except that Reese is actually in a position to say "don't you know who I am." She's been in some huge hit movies. It took a royal fiancee to get people to know who Markle is.

Random1010 said...

I've read quite a bit about Reese and Kate being good friends after meeting in the US during the royal tour a few years back. How about just trying to impress your in-laws by inviting THEIR friends. Showing it off just tells you how tacky and superficial Reese is.

J said...

They'll be divorced within a decade. No doubt.

J said...

I'm just glad Reese Witherspoon is too old to get many more roles.

Coco said...

Wtf is up with the Reese hate?

Thursday November said...

My grandparents know who Reese is, she is A list.

Her ex hubs is B.

Brayson87 said...

OMG, someone had the audacity to invite you to a wedding, and not like a backyard wedding, like a really big deal wedding. If you don't want to go, all you have to do is RSVP No.

Don't get me wrong, I hate going to weddings, they're usually f*cking awful. Usually the ceremony is lame, the reception food is never restaurant quality, the music is blah, the only good conversations are by the bar or smoking sections, and there's no chance at sloppy strange because my dumb ass always brings a date.

So I respect Reese's decision not to attend, but f*ck her for being a b!tch about it. A lot more people saw that wedding than Wrinkle in Time and probably more than Big Little Lies.

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Geeljire said...

Ouch.

Geeljire said...

Oh I forgot she was in Fargo, Season 2.
Because #TeamGeeljire is also #TeamHanzee

Geeljire said...

Wait...
THAT WAS DUNST

Boo Hearne said...

FYI: To the poster who said Amal made sure she & George got invited: Amal was one of the first people to reach out to Meghan when she first arrived in England. She befriended her when she had no friends and knew no one there. She worked with her on who is who in the UK, who is important, who isn't, who you must merely tolerate. She was there for her every step of the way. That is why she & George were invited to the wedding. George has run in Harry's circle for years. How could you not feel sorry for MM on her wedding day when her mother is sitting alone in a pew and her father has disgraced her in print? I can see her the night before the wedding sobbing like a two year old. This woman's life is going to be very difficult on many levels. If she had sent me an invite, you bet your bowl of grits n' buttah I'd have been there with bells on.

Nummi said...

+1 Boo

plot said...

@Coco

These boards have taken a misogynistic turn of late. The more powerful a female is the more the new posters from The Red Pill and InfoWars hate her.

I don't even like Reese but I'll defend her to these asshats here. She's making a very successful second career in production. Sucks for the jealous little man boys, I guess.

Geeljire said...

*rimshot*
Plotta Poundstone, ladies and gentlemen
She's here all week

notthisagain said...

reese reminds me of a relic of early 2000s film stardom. emphasis on relic.

Himmmm said...

Reese is one of my all time greatest one night stands. She knows how to please a man I’ll give her that!

LEANNE NORMAN said...

I would have thought Reese would have gone if only to push her "lookalike" daughter in to the public eye some more.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Reese Witherspoon has done the transition from sweetheart ingenue to adult actress and producer, a transition that Meg Ryan, Jennifer Anniston, Julia Roberts, and many more all failed to pull off.

Meghan Markle probably loved her in "Legally Blonde", which was released when Meghan was just about the age of Elle Woods. (And Meghan wasn't the only one; there's a reason "Elle" and "Ella" have become the among most popular names for girls since 2001.)

Elle Woods was very pretty and very ambitious, which I suppose is how Meghan sees herself. I'm not surprised she invited Reese.

Boots said...

If she is good friends with Kate, then this reflects poorly on Reece. But who knows, she may have shown it to friends who were curious and felt out of place going.

Geeljire said...

Fake himmmm yawn whatever I can't wait for fake geeljire

mercyprosperity said...

Baloney, Mr. Enty.
Far more likely that Witherspoon paid for this blind (yes, we know that happens), because she is miffed that she -wasn't- invited.
"I want to be Kate's Best Friend!" -Witherspoon in 2011.
She is a cloying little social climber.

AbbyRock said...

So, Reese is a mean girl bitch who thinks she's better than other people.

Himmmm said...

You already are a fake...

DotDotDot said...

Whatever. I always liked Reece.

Unknown said...

*she* is clearly a lunatic

Geeljire said...

😂

MichelleJ817 said...

Exactly

plot said...

Did she piss herself or vomit all over herself or did clothing get torn from her body while she's blackout drunk...cuz that seems to be our Hmmm's main qualification for pleasing a man.

rosie riveter said...

Well, since that is not our resident himmmm, and since assholes ran himmmm off- I guess we'll never know

MaybeMelrose said...

Please. Reese would have thrown Oprah under the bus to go to that wedding.
There’s more to the story.

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plot said...

Since we have Hmmmm's fantasy documents all over this website, we know exactly what cranks his clock - women in degraded positions while drunk or drugged. Don't tell me you didn't notice, rosie.

LEANNE NORMAN said...

The Hmmmmm's ran away because people were correctly and incorrectly guessing who they were, which they encouraged by revealing clues that had no relevance to the blind's.
They clearly had no problem with the wrong guesses on all the sexual abuse blinds they posted, whether it be victim and perpetrator. Most blinds have multiple wrong guesses and innocent people have they name dragged through the mud and someone's wrong guess leads to that name be suggested for the next blind because they have a paedophile reputation now on here. Their high and mighty statement to us was the icing on the cake.

Hortensia said...

Reese is permanent A+ due to her films, Oscar, television, and producing.

Perhaps she had a very important prior commitment, and Reese likes to bring her daughter if not the whole family. So there's that.

I was very curious about all the celebrities invited, and wondered how Ms. Markle would know them.

And, thank you other people for calling out the jealousy exhibited on this site.

plot said...

+1 LEANNE

Cee Kay said...

I'm not a RW fan, but I can't dispute that she's A+ and I'm a little surprised by how many people here are. She's an EP now with Big Little Lies, etc., and is still successful (i.e. makes money) in H'wood. That definitely makes her A list.

On another note, OPRAH certainly was front and centre at that wedding, wasn't she?

Gator said...

Reese reminds me of a gossipy high school mean girl. I've always found women from Tennessee to be huge gossips.

Mango said...

I've read quite a bit about Reese and Kate being good friends after meeting in the US during the royal tour a few years back.

Please, hardly good friends. Maybe they exchange an email now and again, but Reese is hardly one of Kate's small circle.


Meghan is undoubtedly a slightly shady social climber, but I don't believe this blind is true. The celebs she allegedly invited would have most certainly shown up, Reese included.

nora said...

Reese is an Exec Producer of Big Little Lies and has already purchased rights to multiple best selling novels to produce. She transcending actress...plus on this site, isn't Academy Award winner= A+??

I don't like her personally but she is moving up.

Sara, Making It Work said...

@mercyprosperity
Nice digging up that quote!

Grenada said...

Another load of bollocks.

The Duchess of Sussex knew Serena from way before the wedding, Amal Clooney from human rights events, Harry knew Elton, the Suits cast she WORKED with, Harry knows the Beckhams.

Why would you invite a family that sells your private conversations to the rabid gossip media, or trashes you on Twitter, or supports fascist Tommy Robinson.

I would have only invited my mum in that family too.

This is a load of made up bollocks!!! Leave her the fuck alone!!!!

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Charisma S said...

How is she not relevant? She’s getting massive attention for Big Little Lies, Emmy and Oscar nominations the last few years. That’s relevance.

Dannette said...

Oh no, we're not leaving Meggy, Duchess of Yachts, "alone," no matter how often her publicists and stans cry and have a tantrum. Or Reesie either, for that matter. They are both perfectly loathesome fodder for the gossips.

Anna Mouse said...

Her 'Hollywood' invites may have been reflective of her chosen charities / their charities??

Isabella c said...

I love blinds about Markle it shows what a conniving fake trashy always deer caught in a headlight look piece of trash she is I give the marriage 2 years tops

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