Friday, December 08, 2006


This female star has been spiraling out of control over the past several weeks and has been the subject of numerous internet gossip sites. She is currently being persuaded by those close to her to enter rehab within the next week. There is even a chance it could be this weekend. Her friends and family are extremely concerned that if something is not done now it may be too late. Going into rehab now would allow for a fresh start for the new year and to get her life back on track.

Four For Friday

This is a blind item none of you will be able to guess, but I just thought it was really interesting and so lets just say it is a bonus.

What dentist in Hollywood is becoming known as the celebrity meth dentist because a majority of his business now comes from Hollywood’s elite who have abused meth and now are losing their teeth? This dentist’s practice has exploded over the last year because of his ability to help Hollywood meth abusers keep their original teeth in many of his cases.

This teen drama actor/ heartthrob from a new network is learning the hard way that a woman scorned is dangerous. He used his celebrity to have his way with a young woman who was a huge fan. Now he is literally running for his life because he broke all the promises he made to her when he was taking her virginity. Her four older brothers are not happy.

If you are a landlord you definitely do not want to see this 1980's A list TV actor come calling. Our mystery actor rents luxury apartments in LA without any money down by advising the management that he is (a) changing accountants and so cannot access his funds or (b) has some royalty/residual checks coming at the beginning of the month. Because he is who he was, they usually let him move in. Of course there is no money and actor is evicted. (Three times in the last year alone)

This is NOT a repeat - Now there are reports that another cable reality star has become an escort as a way to earn extra money. She is not currently working with the cable reality star mentioned here before, but it seems like it would be a best-seller if they decided to work together.


Anonymous said...

the first one is a duh!

I'm not too sure I care about reality "stars."

Anonymous said...

ENT, this is why i love you. great gossip. have a fab weekend.

Anonymous said...

Chad Michael Murray for the "new network" star?

Anonymous said...

Yes - thank you! (I meant to add that and I didn't mean to sound snippy). :)

Femme Cafe said...

the first one is so obviously Lindsay Lohan....

reality star and dentist I'll never be able to guess....

JeeezeLouise said...

PLEASE let the Developing Story be LiLo!

I'm certainly not a fan by any means, but I don't want to see anyone die, and she's riding the train right off the rails now.

Anonymous said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The reality "star" - Kristen from Laguna Beach. Maybe LC is the other one too. First one is Lohan.

Anonymous said...

i was thinking chad m.m also

Anonymous said...

"Developing" is Blow-han. Lay off the nose candy, dear.

("new network = The CW) Chad Michael Murray has been fucking that teenaged slut who is an extra on his lame show. He promised to marry her.....riiight. This from the douche who fucked Herpes Hilton the day before he PROPOSED to Sophia Bush.

The cable reality whore is Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach. Trust me...that girl is, was and will always be a dirty, dirty slut.

Anonymous said...

Chad is engaged, but I guess that doesn't mean anything.

Wonder about the 80s tv star that's fallen on rough times.

Jan Michael Vincent?

Anonymous said...

and I forgot to add. I'm also not a fan of Lohan but damn that girl needs some serious help

Anonymous said...

Lindsay or Britney? Or, or Nicole?! Paris!!! Katherine McPhee????? Mushy Fartone!

Oh, they're all bonkers; does it really make a difference which one it is specifically? Poor coked up starlets...addicted to smack, selling handjobs for crack.

And you're right, I would never figure out the one about the dentist, but that's just fascinating. Sad, but fascinating. I also can't figure out who the reality escort is. Well, scratch that; I have about ten different guesses and I'm delighted in the possibilities of each and every one.

Also: what constitutes a reality TV star anymore? Adrianne Curry, sure, as she's a self-confessed 'reality TV whore,' but where does one stop?

Trishelle Cannatella? Those models from Deal or No Deal, or what of Marie Osmond because she sells little dollies on QVC? I say it's Vanna White. Nobody watches Wheel of Fortune anymore and she could really use the cash.

Well, getting back to business (and all seriousness), I'm feeling the pick for Chad Michael Murray. He's a sleazoid prick that likes 'em young and running, alive and kicking.

Pigtails and braces, even.


Anonymous said...

You-know-who might actually be too obvious. Maybe it's Nicole (who's apparently flirted with rehab) or Mischa, who is rumoured to be doing more blow than ever... and then of course there have always been plenty of drug rumours about Pammy...

I gotta do some more research before I come up with an 80's actor, but that should be a fun walk down memory lane.

Sigh, my crush on Ent continues to grow.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I'd hate for any of you to take away precious minutes from Ent Lawyer, so I thought I'd just cut and paste Ted Casablanca's 'Blind Vice' item over here, since the Crazy Days and Nights comment area seems to be where the party is (Poor Perez! Poor Defamer!). As they say, after the jump:

Oh, that Jiggly Wiggle-Poof sure is a talented girlfriend! Sure enough, just as I winked a few weeks ago, our parking-lot Lothario, Toothy Tile, is becoming sickeningly domesticated with his sweet, if not chastising, b-f, so we can't look to Mr. T. for our naughty-time tuchus terrorizing—at least, not right now. But one can hope, right?

Meantime, the pooftah-outta-control award goes to the hugely untalented Mistah Wiggle-Poof. I mean, if this joker actually put into his career the dastardly effed-up scheming he applies to his loin activities, the dude would have an Emmy in less time than it takes to trim his scrotum so expertly.

Speaking of balls, guess where Jiggly's been putting his little ones? Are you ready for the shocker o' the week? J.W.-P.'s been screwing not just elder, almost homely geezers (no, not me, you bitchy snitchies) but...a woman. Quelle horreur!

Hey, not that there's anything wrong with nooky involving the female sex (I think it's simply adorable, used to do it plenty!), it's just that I happen to be hyperaware Mr. W.-P.'s not inclined that way—at all.

Apparently, said woman who got boffed by J.W.-P. knows it was for appearance's sake, as it were, 'cause when I asked her how J.W.-P.'s performance was, she answered:


"Any good?" I pressed.

"Well, I was," she replied, deadpan. "But I think he kept looking for something between my legs that wasn't there."

Hmmm. Nasty. Did Jiggle think the number to People's editorial office was tucked away in this poor babe's privates?

Anonymous said...

Lindsay is out of control. After reading her rant about educating people and seeing how dumb and delusional she is, I almost fell off my chair. She truly believes that she impacts people's lives? Yes, she certainly has. I always wear knickers when I go out and have consciously decided to not make the world my gynecologist (Ab Fab reference). Thank the heavens for Lindsay!


Anonymous said...

Dano. (sorry.)

Anonymous said...

Lindsay definately needs help. And if she doesn't get it soon, everything we bloggers have been ragging on her for, is going to end up being horrifically tragic and then the headlines will read, "Why didn't anyone stop her" With a timeline of all the craziness until her death.

Anonymous said...

Who is J WP?

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHhahahaha! I hadn't thought of Kristin from LB being the reality star, but that is a frickin great guest. I'd believe it.
Yeah, its gotta be CMM for the teen drama heart-throb; and LiLo for the spiral, stories of her have actually been shocking me lately-instead of just making me roll my eyes

Anonymous said...

Is it this dentist?

Kate said...

The reality cable star can't really be Kristen or any of the other girls from Laguna Beach, simply because their parents are rich. Why would they ever need to earn money by being an escort? Or by doing anything other than letting cameras follow them around for that matter? My guess is one of the girls from a Real World / Road Rules show. If they aren't asked back for the game, a lot of them are left with little money.

My instinct for the TV actor was Chad Michael Murray too, but it seems very obvious. I don't know many other drama TV actors though, so I can't really make a better suggestion.

My instinct for the first one was Britney one else? She was haggled by the media just yesterday for "pill popping" which were probably anti-depressants, but with the hint about the new year...she just recently put out a statement baout how she is going to clean herself up for the new year...just a thought.

Anonymous said...

Trishelle Cannatella &

The S&M girl from Joe Millionaire?

Anonymous said...

Oh, and regarding Ted's Blind Item from eonline:

Jiggly Wiggle-Poof = Ryan Seacrest
He and Ryan both work for E! and despise each other. Ryan has been trying to get Ted fired for trying to out him in his column. Anyone who doesn't already know what a flaming 'mo he is blind.

Toothy Tile = Jake Gyllenhaal
Well known fact.

Anonymous said...

"PLEASE let the Developing Story be LiLo!

I'm certainly not a fan by any means, but I don't want to see anyone die"

I do.

Femme Cafe said...

This is for you ETL with the Beyonce age story....

Actual She’s 30!!!!!

As I promised you last night - I looked into the current Beyoncé controversy surrounding her age (it’s always something with her, isn’t it?). I have come to the conclusion that Beyoncé’s real age is 30 - and not 25 as her bio insists, or 32 as a gossip site claims. It was easy to arrive at that conclusion. Someone emailed me a photocopy of her real passport, and as you know, Passports are legal government documents.

An altered copy of that same passport photo has surfaced on the internet. But if you examine it closely, you will see that the ‘81 was Photoshopped. Let’s look at the evidence: Star Search was a very popular show which ran from 1983 to 1995. If you do a Google search for Beyoncé + Star Search, you will see that Beyoncé appeared on that show (with her then group Girl Tyme) in 1983. If she was born in 1981 she would have been 2 years old when she appeared on the show.

Further evidence: Friends and schoolmates of Beyoncé when she was a schoolgirl in Texas, are all in their late 20’s or early 30’s. Yes, she could have been in an accelerated program but have you heard Beyoncé speak publicly? I highly doubt that someone with a limited vocabulary such as Beyoncé’s could have been in any accelerated program.

Hopefully the truth will come out now that there is strong evidence to suggest that Beyoncé is actually older than her stated age. She certainly looks to be 22 in her passport photo. There are few 17 year olds who could pass for 22.

check out visa pic

It seems people who went to school with her, parents of kids who were in the same school as her etc are coming out and saying she's older than what she claims etc.....


Anonymous said...

anon 2:52pm thanks!

Anonymous said...

try THIS site, "voice of reason"

Anonymous said...

I was thinking it JWP was Seacrest, but I couldn't be sure. And yeah, Jakey Tile is one of my favorites! Or he used to be until I found out he's just a dirty ho.

I think my FAVORITE would have to be Vampirella Vein-Pop and the bisexual (more gay) Slick Brick, AKA, George Clooney. Now that's a fun one!


Anonymous said...

Oh, that sounds entirely plausible that it's Ryan Seacrest. I can't stand him either.

It was when Ted called him "no-talent" or something - the tone of disgust was such that I immediately thought "Andy Dick!" because who else so richly deserves it? But with the feud thing, yeah, it's gotta be Ryan.

Remember his lame attempt at kissing Teri Hatcher? Bwah.


Anonymous said...

At Defamer, a popular theory about the nicknames used in Ted Casablanca's 'Blind Vice' items is that he chooses names that match the number of syllables in the real name. Other subtle clues are also used in the nickname. Many think that Morgan Mayhem = Lindsay Lohan. Pixie Mixie = Nicole Richie. Slurpa Pop-Off = Paris Hilton. Vamperella Vein-Pop = Angelina Jolie (vein-pop reference - there is a prominent vein in her forehead that is easily visible in photos) Slick Brick = Brad Pitt

So by this theory, Toothy Tile is a young male actor whose first name has two syllables and his last name has one syllable. Jiggly Wiggle-Poof is a male whose last name has three syllables and so on.

The blind item about the dentist with the meth patients is quite sad and disgusting. I would think that having your teeth rot out would be an incentive to quit or switch to something else.

I hope the blind item about the young woman going to rehab is about Lindsay Lohan, but her mother seems too much of an enabler to support such an extreme measure.

Anonymous said...

Another thing I was thinking, with regards Toothy Tile Gyllenhal, was that he got a lot of praise for his sensitive portrayal of a gay man in Brokeback, and was nominated for awards and stuff, so he wants to be taken seriously as an actor now. Maybe his reluctance is not so much about coming out publicly as it is about the fear that people will say "oh, that wasn't acting; he really is gay, so it doesn't count". Perfect casting, though, the gay guy forced to pass as straight.


Anonymous said...

Who was the gal whom Ryan tapped? Didn't she know he was a mo?

And who is Jake's boyfriend? Lance Armstrong?

Anonymous said...

Jakey's main squeeze? Austin Nichols.

No idea on who Seacrest idea. And, frankly, who is he kidding?

Anonymous said...

Oh...Dano. (I have to get an account with an alias!)

Anonymous said...

Man, those are juicy!

Jennifer said...

Could be Britney or Lindsay.

JeeezeLouise said...

I'm not thinking Brit, and here's why -

Prior to those awful nights with Paris, Brit had been pregnant and being a stay-at-home Mom for nearly two years. Yes, she did display some poor judgement from time to time, but with the sort of razzi attention she was getting, (even then - Mel Gibson was reportedly selling Malibu home to get away from the chaos. Ironic, I know) even the slightest hint that she was partying while pregnant would have made tabloid headlines.

EL said this person has been out of control for "several weeks" but really Brit only went over the edge for about two weeks. Also, a two-week binge without prior issues usually doesn't call for a stint in rehab, especially since it appears Brit has reined herself in already. Just another display of poor judgement on Britney's part, IMHO.

LiLo, on the other hand, is getting scary.

Anonymous said...

^^cosign Jeeze Louise. It has to be Lohan.

And anybody with a half a heart (or a brain) should be able to understand why she got caught up in looking for attention from paparazzis and how the whole thing escalated into drug abuse.

Lohans situation is not any less sad than that of any drug addict. Yes, she is famous, but since everybody is so involved in her daily life: Why should she deserve any less empathy than anyone else?

See, that's the dark side of gossip right there, all this negativity focusing in on single individuals. Not to mention how gossip legitimizes people judging other people in their daily lives

For example, according to the gossip way of thought: a girl who sleeps with way too many men is a tramp, and not just a girl who obviously lost her way (which would be the reasonable, humane and civilized way to think about it).

Ok. Ending rant now..

Anonymous said...

i have to agree with you jeeze...

brit brit may be a total embarrassment to herself, her family, and, well, to everyone else who's had the pleasure of seeing the pics from the past week. however she is far from a stint in rehab.

blowhan on the other hand has been spiraling out of control for nearly two years now (coke, eating disorder, etc.). if she doesn't do something soon, we can only imagine where she'll be in another two years. she needs help!!

JeeezeLouise said...

If she doesn't do something soon, I don't think she'll be alive in two years.

The two "adequite" emails, whatever her reasons for sending them, truly reveal how desperate she is for help.

Robert Altman, a man she WORKED FOR, was the closest thing she had to a father/grandfather?

Al Gore says hello to her, and her sad and lonely mind turns him into her protector?

If that's not a completely messed-up young girl screaming for a mature adult to step up, I don't know what is. And Dina Lohan is the LAST thing LiLo needs right now.

Heck, EL is probably counting his lucky stars that his brush with Lindsay the other night was very brief and did not involve giving her his phone number.

Anonymous said...

^^i was trying to be optimistic. in reality, i dont think lindsay has much time left with the lifestyle she is leading. i really hate sounding so morbid, but quite honestly i think lilo has earned it.

JeeezeLouise said...

Sure, ultimately we're all responsible for our own choices. But when someone under 21 years old is as out of control as Lindsay is, the adults in her life - from her mother all the way down to the local liquor store clerk - are not doing their jobs. We have legal age laws to protect our children from themselves until they are old enough to do it themselves.

Again, I am no Lohan fan, still I find it appalling that the people "close" to her have let it get this bad.


Anonymous said...

Hi Lawyer,
Now that the comments are mentioning Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols. Do you have any information about them?
If you do, could you say something about them please? (in a blind item format if it is juicy!)
Great site!

Anonymous said...

I made a fun movie out of the topic of "spiraling out of control". i hope you enjoy. i worked really hard at it.

Anonymous said...

For the thrice-evicted 1980's A-list actor, maybe Philip Michael Thomas from Miami Vice? He looks like he might have done a midnight move in Hefty bags...

I imagine PMT's lied his way into and out of more than a few tight spots in his life -- he certainly fooled someone about his singing talent long enough to get a two album record deal. My brother had his first album (complete with self-aggrandizing, "mystical" liner notes) -- cripes, but the man had a huge ego compared to his ridiculously tiny talent!

Anonymous said...

I do love Ted's crazy characters. And the ones on this site. Keep 'em coming!

TT: Jake + Austin Nichols = hotness. If they are a couple then that'd be cool.

Wiggle: No idea, maybe Ryan Seacrest but not sure.

I agree the network star on this BI is probably CMM.

Anonymous said...

Yes, tell us any gossip about Jake G.!

Anonymous said...

Hez beat me to it,but I thought
"Detective Tubbs" from Miami Vice
was the 80's A lister who bounces
from apartment to apartment. I
sort of feel sorry for the guy.
If I could jet back in time I'd
tell him "Microsoft Stock! Buy
some NOW!"

Anonymous said...

I really hope LiLo gets some help.
Her mother is a leech,her Dad is
in the Gray Bar Hotel..she needs
help. I don't have much sympathy
for Nicole and Paris,they are over
21,but Lindsay,annoying as her
antics have been is really just a
kid. A stupid unstable kid with a
vast bank account.

TINA FEY! Do an intervention,stat.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing about Lindsay is that she's a very good young actress. She has a lot of talent but she's squandering it with her antics--and I do blame a lot of that on her loser parents--the psycho father who's in jail and that awful enabler mother. She really needs an older role model to help her out of the morass she's in.

Jem said...

Oh Lohan...I guess rehab is what happens when you set your life goal to be "adequite". And shes failing even at that.

I do feel bad for her though. I mean, I've done some stupid stuff in my life and I don't want her to go too far.

JeeezeLouise said...

Heck, I won the Olympic Gold Medal in Doing Stupid Things for three years in a row!

If I'd had Dina Lohan for a mother and "friends" like Paris Hilton, and everyone in Los Angeles willing to sell me booze and drugs, I coulda been a contender for Lifetime Achievement in that event.

Poor girl needs some grown-ups in her life.

Anonymous said...

Definitely not braggin, but I was a friggin MESS when I was twenty...drinking, slutting, college drop out, you name it...The ages of 19 and 20 were really lost years to me. I have since graduated college, have husband and kids and great job, but still have shame and embarassment about those years. I am so glad the whole world wasn't watching me make a total ass out of myself....
I hope someone who really loves this girl can help her get it together. She need counseling, medication, serious medical intervention.

Anonymous said...

Toothy Tile is Topher Grace.

Anonymous said...

^ Here we go again. Okay, Topher Grace was born in New York. TT was born in LA. Topher Grace is not TT.

Do we need to backtrack over this again?

FrancesDanger said...

The out of control starlet has got to be Lindsay. She's in deep after that new, rambling blackberry mail she sent and cc'd half of Hollywood on. I hope she goes in soon because her meltdown is getting scary.

My guesses on the four:
1) Dr Kevin Sands, advertises as the Hollywood dentist to the stars. There's even a pic of him with Britney on his website.
2) This is sooooo Chad Michael Murray. He really needs a padlock on his jeans. Ick!
3) Good old Balki-Bronson Pinchot. He was pretty A list what with 'Perfect Strangers' and playing 'Serge' in the 'Beverly Hills Cops' movies. Recently did the 'Surreal Life'.
4)Tonya Cooley from Real World: Chicago (The crazy, trashy one who keeps sleeping with Jonny Fairplay). Trishelle is the original escort.

Jiggly is Ryan, and I'd bet $10 million the girl telling the tale about it is Teri Hatcher. Remember when they dated for 2 seconds?

Anonymous said...





Anonymous said...

love this site!!

Anonymous said...

can you get rid of the white on black type? it hurts my eyes!!

Anonymous said...

Wait - could the first one be Nicole Richie? She was just arrested for drunk driving.

Anonymous said...

TMZ is reporting the following:

Nicole Richie Popped for DUI
Posted Dec 11th 2006 11:00AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Nicole Richie

TMZ has learned that Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. She was booked at 4:50 AM today and was released 45 minutes ago. The booking sheet reveals Richie is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

A rep for Richie could not immediately be reached for comment.

We're told her SUV was spotted by two motorists going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. The drivers called 911.

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone.

Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot.

A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol.

Anonymous said...

Philip Michael Thomas won a lawsuite in 2002. A New York arbitrator awarded Thomas $1.48 million for improper use of his name and likeness, and an additional $780,000 in interest.

Unless he is really stupid, he shouldn't be broke.

Anonymous said...

i've heard rumors of JG being gay off and on for a while now. what are the stories/is the basis for this? I don't have any clue, but have also not ever heard of anything he's done that could mean he's gay. I'm just curious! = )

Anonymous said...

Dentist could be David Frey. He fixed Elliott Yamin's teeth for free.... 50K

mlovesny said...

Hi. I don't think it's ccm. He wasn't a teen on oth, he was in early 20's.


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