Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Well there goes any chance of another overdose or photos of Peaches Geldof snorting coke with Amy Winehouse. Apparently 19 year old Peaches after a lengthy two month courtship married her 23 year old Harvard graduate boyfriend. Now she will be known as Peaches Drummey which sounds like some type of Schnapps high school kids drink or a new Ben & Jerry flavor.
With the $243 Las Vegas deluxe wedding paid for with the groom's credit card, I think their marriage is off to a fine start. I expect now that Peaches will outgrow all those childish things like partying and having fun, and instead will stay at home and take up knitting. Of course there is that career in, well so far no career, but what does it matter when you are married.
The couple has the full support of their family and friends and Peaches even called her boyfriend (notice I didn't say ex) during the ceremony to tell him the good news. Luckily, Peaches was kept under close observation prior to the marriage. She was not allowed to use any hair products on her own and had to pee with the door open. No one wanted a repeat of her death due to hair coloring.
After the ceremony the groom got hammered and played blackjack with a a group of strippers while the underage Peaches wept silently in the coffee shop. Maybe?
I wish them well and hope their marriage lasts longer than their 50 day courtship of which they saw each other for approximately 15 of those days. It was actually 16, but considering Peaches was dead one of those days we shouldn't count that. Oh, and we shouldn't count the days that she was having sex with the person everyone assumed to be her boyfriend. I think the last time for that was last week. Well, good luck anyway.
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10 comments:
LMAO!!!! You're "on" today, Enty!
It looks as though the groom is wearing some sort of skirt.
This was fantastic.....
wiping away tears from laughing.
Peaches Drummey coming to frozen food shelves near you...
Love this-
No one wanted a repeat of her death due to hair coloring.
...and I thoughy my life was screwed up...thank you celebrities for helping me put it all in to perspective!
"Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof".
Holy mother of god.
Harriet - I believe her sisters names are tigerlily and fifi trixiebelle.
Poor kid.
Boy--she sure is a catch.
Peaches and Max apparently had a drive-through wedding ceremony; how lazy pathetic are they if they couldn't even bother to get out of the car for their ceremony?
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=613547
http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/peaches-geldof-now-a-verified-idiot/
Just like Britney's one-day Las Vegas wedding, maybe dad will come to the rescue and have it annulled -- by saying something of how the hair dye affected her cognitive judgement and she never intended to marry this guy.
But if we entertain the marriage as real and lasting, what would their children's names be? It's like naming racehorses, isn't it? Spinoffs of the previous names:
Peach Pitt Drummey
Apple Core Drummey
Fifi Barks-a-Lot Drummey
Purple Grape Drummey
Peaches and Nuts Drummey
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