Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Today's Blind Items - When F Listers Attack

This B-/C+ movie actor is married to a B-/B+ television actress. Over the past few months there have been some rumors swirling that their marriage is in trouble. The husband even had to spend several nights away from the family home when his wife kicked him out because she thought he was cheating. This has been a huge shock because everyone has thought they would stay together forever. Not just the public, but their friends and family as well.

Well it turns out that the husband wasn't cheating at all and that the couple were being played by a D list movie actress (you will never guess her) who is in the husband's latest movie and a few of her pap friends. The D list actress wanted some publicity and started telling everyone she could think of that she was sleeping with the husband when she wasn't. Then the paps got into the act by spreading the rumor and it got back to the wife who told the husband to not come home for a few days because even she believed it.

At some point the wife called one of her close friends who is frequently stalked by paps. A few questions were asked and the next thing you know the wife discovers none of it was true and she and the husband make up. The problem is the rumors will not go away and are spreading and multiplying. The only good news is that the D lister has not got the publicity she has wanted.

75 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

William H. Macy & Felicity Huffman?

mooshki said...

Ooh, if I were the wife, that chickie would be getting slapped all the way down to the Z-list!

MontanaMarriott said...

ROFL @ MOOSHKI

FrenchGirl said...

@montanaMarriott:
i like your idea!

Unknown said...

Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwyck

Not sure aobut the b list thing

Paperzilla said...

If it's Macy and Huffman, then I would say the Dlister is Kat Dennings since she worked with Macy on Shorts.

MontanaMarriott said...

Thanks@pomme
Ohhh I did not even think of KB and KS, good one Rebecca

mooshki said...

Kevin Bacon has got to be at least a solid B, right?

MISCH said...

SURE IT'S NOT NEW MOON...?

Maja With a J said...

My first thought was Cox and Arquette but perhaps that's too easy? And she might be higher than B+ too. I guess I am back to sucking at blind items...*LOL*

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

TomKat!

(just kidding....)

ItsJustMe said...

Tough one

B-/C+ movie actor
B-/B+ tv actor
D-list actress
Close friend stalked by paps

No clue, but I so want to say AFFLECK!

Unknown said...

Mooshki, that's why I'm not really sure about the Kevin and Kyra guess. That whole B/C list thing. I thought he would be A-/B+ since he's been around forever.

ablake said...

The Kyra/Kevin guess is good, but I would say Kevin is A (at least for name recognition)

That D list actress sure knows how to piss off all the wrong people, no?

ablake said...

Hmm, could be Richard Gere and Carey

Anonymous said...

i am leaning towards Macy/Huffman only because in many interviews their friends and some costars remark on how much those two love each other and have a great sex life.

no clue on the D list actress, and i hope we never learn her identity because that's exactly what she wants.

Jill said...

Courtney and David, with Aniston being the frequently stalked friend?

Lizzy said...

My guess: Peter Facinelli, Jennie Garth, and his Twilight costar Elizabeth Reaser.

figgy said...

I thought of Macy and Huffman immediately too.

Tho' I'd hope they'd have a good enough relationship that she wouldn't have believed the rumors...?

lmnop123 said...

Courtney and David were the first couple who came to my mind.

jax said...

Peter Fancinelli is mostly TV, he's on Nurse jackie. other than Twilight, he's not really a movie guy. but was my first guess as well.

audrey said...

I agree with Lizzy on this one. He showed up at a function without the wife a few weeks ago.

SkittleKitty said...

From Enty's description, the fact that we know the names of Elizabeth Reaser and Kat Dennings pretty much rules them out as the D list actress. They are at least C list, if not B-.

I like the Macy/Huffman guess as that is supposed to be an incredibly strong marriage and would be a surprise.

Bacon's been Oscar-nominated (actually Macy & Huffman might be ruled out for that reason, too?) and Kyra is lead (Emmy-nom) on a very popular TV show. Not them.

empyrios said...

i like the Bacon guess regardless of the letter classifications. i mean, enty classified eric roberts as B on reveal day so it's safe to say he's a bit off on these things sometimes, lol

besides, isn't kyra sedgwick good friends with SJP who is frequently stalked by the paps?

also they're the only hollywood couple i can see as being thought of as one that would stay together forever....

all that would fit.

Unknown said...

Well the wife in this blind has a friend who is frequently stalked. If it's Huffman, then who's the friend who is constantly stalked?

JessieE said...

I have a hard time believing William H. Macy is C+/B- and rated lower than his wife (who I love) but who is on a craptastic television show.

Anonymous said...

That's a shame if it was the Muffmans, because I love them together. I do like that guess better than Baconwicks because the latter recently lost a ton from Madoff running away with their money

MnGddess said...

I think Enty needs to break down and publish a damn list of who he thinks B list actors are!! I just get a headache thinking about it. Really, people - it's worse than algebra.

Unknown said...

LOL at the "Muffmans" and "Baconwicks"

mooshki said...

JessieE, Enty has different rating systems for tv vs. movie actors. So Felicity gets a B because she's a lead on a show, while Bill is almost always a supporting character in movies. If they were just being rated by overall fame, they'd probably be the same, or he'd be a tad higher?

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Lizzy said...

Jax,

Peter Facinelli has been doing movies since 1996 (I remember him from 1998's "Can't Hardly Wait"), with a smattering of TV thrown in. I'm not sure where that puts him in terms of being a movie vs. television actor.

selenakyle said...

Whoever it is, I bet she's friends with the bitch who poisoned her "friend" with nuts.

timebob said...

I like the PF & JG guess. There are only going to be 4 Twiglight movies (thank god) so these kids have to get as much heat out of it as possible.

sunnyside1213 said...

Lizzy, I like the PF and JG guess. Lots of shenanigans on the Twilight sets. D List...Nikki Reed? She is always guessed as the villan in all the Twi gossip.

Brew Belle said...

Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar? Don't know of any movies he's done recently, though.

SallySue said...

If it is PF & JG could the D list be SD?

jw12 said...

Thomas Jane
Patrica Arquette
Elsa Pataky

nancer said...

i see no way it's macy. he was nominated for an oscar and has an impeccable reputation as an actor. he starred in 'fargo' which was oscar nominated. he's MUCH better than B-/C+.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

I think jw12 has got it. Wasn't there talk of an unexplained divorce, then an unexplained reconciliation, and then we've never heard about it since?

Booster: Freddie Prinze isn't C+. He's C- on a good day -- really a solid D in reality, I think. At least at this point.

TinselSass said...

When's the next Blind Item reveal date?!

Angela said...

F-lister?

What are Phoebe Price's recent credits?

chihuahuense said...

What about Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick? Does he have a movie coming out?

Next reveal is New Years Day.

nancer said...

did thomas jane and patricia arquette get back together?

Enny said...

NO ONE think SJP and MB are solid as a couple! The rumors about those two are rampant!

Cecilia00 said...

I don't know the couple, but why do I get the feeling the D-List actress is like Lindsay Lohan (are her and Ronson still broke up?) or Paris Hilton?

"You will never guess her" - is thst because her name is unknown or because she's a shocker?

Kathy K said...

I think it's Cox and Arquette; her close friend Jennifer Aniston is constantly stalked by the paps.

David's most recent movie (it doesn't say one he's working on now, just the one he made most recently) was Hamlet 2 and I'm guessing Phoebe Strole for the D lister.

Miss X said...

@TinselSass I believe the next reveal is New Years's Day.

My 1st thought was JG & PF but I like the DA & CC guess as well.

Jade, That Girl said...

Shit this one is hard...my top three:
1. Cox and Arquette
2. Jane and Other Arquette (god i'd love to be invited to at least one family gathering)
3. Huffman and Macy.

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Unknown said...

I wish this was Brad W and Jane K! :(

JJ said...

Cox and Arquette with Cox getting advice from frequently stalked Aniston.

Christina said...

Cox and Arquette ftw.

I remember seeing a headline on a gossip rag about their marriage being rough, and then nothing. Everyone expects them to last forever, so this is definitely them.

stopfollowingme said...

the 1st couple that came to mind was Arquette & Cox-Arquette

cdanluva said...

I completely agree . . . Courtney Cox and Arquette. BI solved!

bionic bunny! said...

moxie, that was my thought exactly! wouldn't it be nice if they got back together?

WineGirl X said...

Jane and Arquette:

http://www.actressarchives.com/news.php?id=15442

nunaurbiz said...

As much as I hate to believe it (bc I think TJ is so sexy and PA NOT), I think it it Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette. Dammit!

Thx jw12 n WineGirl X for dashing my daydreams of stealing TJ away! ;-)

Karmen said...

David Arquette is ranked higher than Courteney Cox? Since when?

Not sure, but I don't think it's them.

blueyes said...

Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling is the frequently stalked friend. jmo:)

Ziddolee said...

Elsa Pataky is dating Adrien Brody. But in May she decided she was bored and ran off to LA to sleep with Laker Pao Gasol. Then she was spotted in France tooling around on the back Oliver Martinez's motorcycle. Then she went back to Adrien. (And he took her?!!) If this is true about TJ, she's a lot more pathetic than I realized. But she hasn't been getting parts since dating Brody, so maybe now she's desperate and playing by the Paris Hilton/Lohan handbook.

Ali Ehrlich said...

I want to go in another direction. What about Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox?

Unknown said...

Re: the Cox Arquette guesses. No way is David Arquette close to being B list? He doesn't appear to have a movie coming out any time soon. A couple in development and a rumor of Scream 4.

Unknown said...

nunaurubiz, PA and Thomas Jane are already divorced.

rachelstargirlrox said...

Oooh. I'm not sure about this one.
I like the William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman guess...

RocketQueen said...

Jay Mohr is tv all the way - Gary Unmarried

Christina said...

Not to be too pedantic, but I would think B-/B+ = B.

Daveb said...

I'm with the Kevin Bacon voters. The only argument against him seems to be the B/C rating. I'm a great admirer of his acting ability but realistically I have to go back six years, to Mystic River, before I see anything recognizable on his credits. He appears to have settled into a pattern of support in A pictures and leads in B pictures. His name recognition is certainly A (Six Degrees...) but B is a fair description of his current box office clout. I also recall reading that his wife was a friend of SJParker, so that fits as well.

I'm dubious of the Cox/Arquette guesses for the simple reason that I don't know anyone who doesn't think they are a high risk coupling. The item implies everyone would be surprised if the couple divorced but frankly I think people would be more surprised if Cox/Arquette didn't divorce.

I will concede that William Macy also fits the description and presumably most of the other Desperate Housewives cast could qualify as pap savvy friends. My only reason for going with Bacon over Macy is sex appeal. If you're a D list actress I presume it it better publicity, and makes you look more desirable, to have seduced the still sexy Bacon rather than the talented but sexless Macy.

Unknown said...

Well it turns out that the husband wasn't cheating at all and that the couple were being played by a D list movie actress (you will never guess her) who is in the husband's latest movie

What, exactly, is David Arquette's latest movie?

Phoebs said...

I know I don't post often at all (if ever), but I think Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy are more realistic than PJ & KG, because Elizabeth Reaser comes out at me pretty quickly. I know I'm a Greys fan, but she had a pretty big part in Alex's story-line for nearly a season and a half. And the film "Sweet Land" had some critical acclaim, I think. I'd say she's a little more C-list?

Judi said...

I'm with DaveB about Macy's sex appeal, and why I'll never believe any story about him cheating on her.
Enty wrote that this occurred over the past few months, so not Arquette and Jane. I don't think we've guessed who this is yet.

Goofy said...

@ Phil @9:17-

Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane are NOT divorced. They reconciled months ago and are still happily married.

melon said...

my first guess was Peter Facinelli with nikki reed being the d-list!!

BlackBauer said...

I say Gellar and Prinze. Maybe she got emotional and believed it because she is pregnant. And they seem like they will stand the test of time. Both are level headed, really love each other, seem realistic about making a relationship work, and lasted longer than any of their I Know What You Did Last Summer/90's Wave of Teen Movie peers. He is currently filming "24". Could D list be Cuthbert?

Nina Myers said...

From the AP wire: "Patricia Arquette dismisses divorce case"

LOS ANGELES – Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane will remain married.

Court records show the "Medium" star requested and was granted a dismissal of the couple's divorce case, which she filed in January.

The one-page dismissal didn't indicate a reason for the 41-year-old actress seeking a dismissal. Records show her request was filed on Tuesday and approved on Thursday.

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