Monday, February 15, 2010

Tila Tequila Pregnant & Adopting


I don't think anyone can cram as much into a weekend as Tila Tequila. I spend the entire weekend not looking at her Twitter just so I can enjoy her whole weekend in one sitting on Monday morning. So, this weekend it looks like Tila fell down and bumped her head. This required constant Tweeting and speculation to herself that she was going to die. Oh, she also compared herself to Natasha Richardson. I know, I know. It turns out she has a dent in her head but she and her baby are just fine. She even let her baby daddy come over. The big news though this weekend was Tila managed to complete the forms required for adopting a Russian baby, was approved and will be picking up the baby in the next couple of weeks. Who knew you could get this all completed in a weekend. Seriously, these are some incredible Tweets. She really outdid herself this weekend.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Delusional.

Carrie L. said...

The girl needs serious help, but until that time I think it would be best if everyone just IGNORE her.

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

Oh Russia, why would you do that to a child?

.robert said...

& batshit crazy.

BigMama said...

words fail me

Anonymous said...

Why oh Why are people even reading her Twitter. The girl is a nut job.

sunnyside1213 said...

Enty, is her twitter your guilty pleasure?

*girl said...

I couldn't NOT read her twitter this weekend. I think Tila is getting to that crazy stage where she actually believes what she is saying - she also kept promoting her new record label and a gossip website she's launching. So. Crazy.

Unknown said...

TMZ is saying she's insinuating a miscarriage after her fall this weekend via twitter. I'm sorry if you even suspect you are having a major medical issue, do you really need to tweet it rather than call an ambulance? I think there is something extremely pathetic and disturbed in that poor girl's head.

Linnea said...

i recently signed up for her twitter, and it is just like a trainwreck happning in front of you, over and over again. its just so sad and tragic and WHY IS THERE NOBODY OUT THERE WHO CAN HELP HER???

She also claims her record company employs 30 people

Ms Cool said...

This woman is in need of some serious intervention for having a serious mental disorder, or on drugs. Is there no one close to her willing to help her?

RocketQueen said...

How can someone like this be allowed to adopt a baby???! I hope like hell she's full of shit, as usual.

Maja With a J said...

Linnea, I wonder the same thing. It's pretty sad if she has no one in her life who would be concerned for her and go get her. I highly doubt the adoption story is true. And I HOPE the pregnancy/ miscarriage story is also made up because no matter how crazy, accusing someone of faking a miscarriage is just not something I want to do...

Linnea said...

Well, did anyone see that photoshoot she did with the baby bump? Radaronline posted it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmuXH0VPsY&feature=player_embedded

I am not experienced enough to know whether or not that is a real bump... anyone?

Maja With a J said...

Linnea, I think it just looks like she finally ate something.

*girl said...

Okay, this is where I confess that I spent too much time with the whole Tila thing.

Radar video looked like a baby bump, but then she did a whole photo shoot that day that has NO bump at all. I think she was just forcing it out. My gf can look pregnant on command; she sometimes does it at clubs when she's doing shots just to freak people out.

jax said...

i quit this bitch.

dj said...

she could be a head writer on a soap opera

Bethan said...

So offensive to Russia. Seriously, it's not the poor and downtrodden country that they would allow someone like Tila adopt a Russian baby just like that -no way!

I can't believe the crazy lies that keep coming out of her mouth and it's all for attention.

nancer said...

well, as long as people read this insane shit that spills out of her, she'll never stop. but i also wonder, does she have no family? or are they as disgusted by her as i am and just no longer give a rat's ass?

Kim said...

Russian adoptions are not that quick, and little babies are not available for adoption. I have adopted internationally, and the paperwork and approvals take months to years. Besides, I seriously doubt she would be approved by an adoption agency or the Russian adoption program.

Icecat said...

Ditto Jax!!

She has brought a whole new level of crazy in here the last couple of weeks.. It really makes my head hurt. I'm so glad Twitter is blocked from work....

shakey said...

nancer, I think you're correct. I'm sure her family has had enough of her, which is sad.

FrenchGirl said...

but who is this breast? why do i care?!

WednesdayFriday said...

Has anyone else noticed that every baby she allegedly has is named Jayden? I think that's weird. First it was her baby that she miscarried. Then it was her brother's baby she was carrying, then it was her current baby, and now its her soon to be adopted Russian son? SHE IS CRAZY.

figgy said...

Michael K showed a bunch of her tweets, and I shouldn't, but I laughed. Hard. The feigned miscarriage was the best part.

Mango said...

I have a friend who has adopted two Russian children. The process took years and cost her a small fortune. I doubt very much that Tila is adopting or that Russia would approve her as a parent.

0 said...

I'm pregnant!
I'm a surrogate for my brother!
I'm not really pregnant yet, but I will be!
OMG Nicky Hilton was mean to me! She kills dogs!
By the way I'm pregnant for real this time! Pay attention to me!
I am incredibly sad that my fiance that I was in a fauxmosexual relationship with has passed! No really, I'm sitting in this tree smiling and laughing with my tits out because I am just SO overcome with grief! Take my picture!
I have no family or friends at all, you guys! Even though I said I was carrying a child for my brother who I now say doesn't exist!
Pay attention to me!
My baby's daddy was a soldier in Afghanistan!
Strike that, my baby's daddy is a VERY FAMOUS rapper!
OMG I bumped my head! This is serious! I will probably have a miscarriage! You know, cause I am seriously 100% pregnant, you guys! Pay attention to me!

Anyone else ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? Same great story, only with 100% less sociopathology!

Pookie said...

i've been gone for a few day so i've got some tila twitter to catch up on...eeep...she just keeps getting worse, doesn't she? it's heartbreaking, if you think about it...there's serious mental illness going on there, what other explanation is there?

slider1964 said...

She is just flat out Crazy!!! I'm not at all worried about her adopting, they wont let her. But my god!! if she manages to get pregnant! That would be a very bad thing!!!

0 said...

She isn't crazy, and she doesn't have a mental disorder.

She is a drug-addicted attention whore. Nothing more, nothing less.

ballyhoo. said...

i really thought today was the day she would miscarry her fake baby when i woke up to those stabbing pain in her belly tweets. the russian baby seemed to cure the problem in a couple of hours though. she also set up a trust fund for the russian kid, signed an act on her record label, and moved into a new place. she's a busy busy lady!

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