Thursday, February 18, 2010

Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Needs 3 Months Of Rehab - Ali Went Missing In The Caribbean


Ahhh, there is nothing quite like the love a man has for his daughter. Unless of course that father gets paid for talking about his daughter. Michael Lohan must have needed some cash because he and Kate Major gave a video interview to Radar Online. Although they talked about a lot of subjects, the most gossipy thing he talked about was how that Lindsay Lohan needs three months of rehab and he was going to court today to tell the judge overseeing Lindsay's probation that Lindsay needs to be drug tested. Oh, and that if Lindsay is drug tested she will come up dirty.

"The last time she was in court the judge should have drug tested her. If she had, I know Lindsay would have come up dirty and she would have been thrown into rehab.”

Michael says that he texted Lindsay as recently as Tuesday night. They got into an argument which is hardly surprising. I think he texts her just so he has something fresh to sell to the tabloids.

In the interview he also gave this quote. “It really p****s me off that when you have trouble or when you’re in St. Barth’s and you have nowhere to turn to and you tell me everything is going awry and your sister [Ali Lohan, age 16] is missing…I’m up 6 hours in the night trying to hire a jet to pick you up and take you home…and then you flip the script on me."

Ali was missing? This is why you don't let Lindsay babysit. I wonder what Ali was doing. Hmmmm. To see the video, click here.

21 comments:

RJ said...

Michael is half of what's wrong with both his daughters. Such a sleeze.

I'm sure Ali was drunk/drugged/high and having God knows what done to her. I wonder how many times those girls have been roofied?

mngddess said...

PLease, please stop contaminating this website with Michael Lohan. I see his photo and want to take a shower.

Sheyna said...

can you imagine him being your father?

nancer said...

this entire family needs to be rounded up and set adrift on an ice floe.

the world would instantly be a better place.

lauramart said...

Nancer,

You reminded me of my deserted island idea. Can't we ship these people to an island to never come back. Imagine a world without Kardashians, Hills actors, Paris, the Lohans, Pam Anderson, and so on.
Maybe that should be one of Enty's questions.

lauramart said...

Nancer,

You reminded me of my deserted island idea. Can't we ship these people to an island to never come back. Imagine a world without Kardashians, Hills actors, Paris, the Lohans, Pam Anderson, and so on.
Maybe that should be one of Enty's questions.

skeeball said...

If Ali Lohan makes it to 18, it will be an honest-to-God miracle

Mango said...

Michael Lohan can afford to hire a jet?

And are there no daily commercial flights?

linnea said...

yeah mango, that was my first thought too. was he spending those hours trying to pay for that jet by getting to know the pilots the biblical way?

RocketQueen said...

I remember seeing some pictures of Lindsay on that trip alone and crying hysterically into a phone surrounded by vodka bottles. I'm guessing now it was because she lost her 16 year old sister.
On the one hand, obviously Michael's right. Lindsay needs to be drug tested and some serious rehab time. On the other hand, Michael himself is a waste of skin.

Dawn said...

How in the hell is that man going to hire a jet? LOL - everyone knows none of the Lohans can pay for one.

None of them - remember when Lindsey was embarassed to be caught flying coach?

Yeah.

Maureen said...

There are just so many things wrong with this family. The parents are attention whores with at least one of them (the "father")with a publicly documented alcohol & black mesh shirt addiction; the "mother" is an enabler who neglects the youngest kid.
The father is in AA (supposedly) but just because you don't drink doesn't mean you're in recovery. If he was in recovery, he would know that no one can be forced to get sober. Well, they can but it wan't last.
Ah! Can't believe I'm wasting time even thinking about these people. Go away Lohans, you're harshin my buzz

mngddess said...

Um, why waste an island? Put them all in a boat, set it afloat in the middle of the ocean.

Caroline said...

I would be so sad if he was my dad.

ClaireFrasier said...

Michael,

Be a father, not a stage-dad.

(And, BTW, you are TOO OLD to say: "flip the script". ... I think I'll try that tomorrow with my son & see how hard he laughs... And I am younger than you are. Please don't do that again.)

john said...

I LOVE that coat that Linds is wearing - I wants me some of that so I can ask a yummy man to sit in my sleigh while I ply him with hot chocolate and turkish delight.

(Since I know she is broke ass, I assume it's faux fur. That makes a difference in my Narnia fantasies).

Sexecution said...

Why does Lindsay still communicate with father, block the number pretend he died and never speak to anyone who speaks to your crazy pig felon of a father again.

He's a horrible man, horrible father, and Radar is his only source of income. I don't read Radar anymore just because of their association with Lohan and Tila.

amanda rae said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again...Lindsay (and most likely Ali) is a victim of Project Monarch. All Disney child stars are. Look that shit up! Marilyn Monroe was one of, if not THE, first victim, and Lohan idolizes her. It's some creepy, crazy conspiracy theory stuff, but it makes sense....

canadachick said...

dear lord Female First is invading with its conspiracy theories...@amanada rae.....will voodoo be next...

MCH said...

@Mango - That was my first thought also.

Harriet Hellfire said...

*LOL @ john* I don't know you, but I like you IMMENSELY after sharing that Narnia fantasy of yours *L*.

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