Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Playboy Turned Down Michaele Salahi


Michaele Salahi will do anything to try and stay relevant. I expect her sex tape at any time now. One thing she did to try and stay famous is to have a photoshoot and then send the photos to Playboy. Apparently she thought she was cover material. Thankfully, Playboy did not agree. They told her in an e-mail that she was out of luck and they had no room for her in the next year. I am actually surprised they turned her down flat without at least asking how much money she wanted. Or maybe she did tell them an amount and they had a laugh around the office and then sent her the e-mail. Whatever the reason, we will all be spared from having to see her naked and hopefully in a year or two we won't even remember her name.

20 comments:

RocketQueen said...
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RocketQueen said...

Ha! She is an older version of Heidi Montag.

chopchop said...

^^ Yes! All she needs are basketball-sized implants to complete the transformation.

Anonymous poster said...

But Playboy says that they will have the pictures online.

Jenny said...

Her and her husband's need for attention is scary. They both need mental help.

Lux Luthor said...

I saw a story a few days ago about her husband posing for Playgirl. What is with these two freaks? Their narcissism truly knows no bounds. It's breathtaking, in a circus-freak kind of way.

Anonymous said...

Probably both of them are desperate for money.

Goggles Pisano said...

Didn't Playboy just finish taking care of that last outbreak originating from the hot tub? They probably passed on her pics as a precaution against further contamination.

Smart move, Hef.

Carrie L. said...

If I didn't love Top Chef so much, I would boycott Bravo for introducing this horrific couple to the world!

bits of moxy said...

I would rather see Lindsay grinding on Elvis than take a peak at this fools nipple.

Thankfully the fading into obscurity seems to be winning on this one.

bluebonnetmom said...

I think we are at 14 minutes of fame right now. Just hold on a little longer people....We can do it to be rid of the menace that is these two... GAG : (

Miss X said...

Who is she?

figgy said...

Butterface.

Reese said...

Fully agree, RocketQueen. And yes, I'm sure they are financially desperate; wasn't that made public right after their White House gate crash? They are revolting and need to go far, far away, forever.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Yuck. I'd rather see Jessica Sarah Parker Naked.

That's right - Sarah - Jessica - Parker. *Shudder*

parissucksliterally said...

Heidi Montag before surgery?

Mango said...

Tareq and Michaele Salahi are a perfect couple. Perfectly CrAzY.

G said...

Yes, the husband is apparently going to pose for Playgirl and not even full frontal. Why would PG even bother?

Meg said...

I think she is in age denial.

Is that really a current photo??

Luvtheblinds said...

Who is she????

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