Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Today's Blind Items

I am going to make this a blind item, but it is also a What Do You Think, because I really am curious. This A list movie actor who probably should not be A based on his most recent track record at the box office, was at dinner two nights ago. A waitress came to his table which he was sharing with two women and another guy. After taking the drink order, the waitress said someone else would deliver it because she was going on break. Now, the person who told me this, was there, and did not see any eye contact or anything between the actor and the waitress that was out of the ordinary. However, as soon as the waitress walked away, our actor got up and followed. He came back 20 minutes later. His companions asked where he had been and he said that he took a break with the waitress and later expanded by saying the waitress serviced him orally in her car. Now, as this waitress, you must know nothing is going to come of this, so why would you do this? Would you do it with any random customer? Is it because you want to say a celebrity used you?

105 comments:

blondegossip said...

One word: MONEY. Perhaps waitress ready to sell her story/took pics/had someone filming/who knows. But it always comes down to money, imho.

Anonymous said...

How degrading....She might be calling the Enquier LOL

Binky Melnik said...

I'm sorry for posting this off-topic, but I don't know where else to put it:

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto the original source image Enty's usingas his photo here and on Facebook. It's at http://www.oddee.com/item_97694.aspx

Scroll down to "WORST ad placement ever!" I find it especially funny given his recent rant here about people accepting absurdly low sums by companies to tattoo their bodies with the companies' logos!

Now to hunt down where the awkward left arm came from!

My guess for the blind is Nicholas Cage. And I believe plenty of people blow stars because they're impressed with the power, money, and stardom. After all, why do girls "sleep" with Hugh Hefner?

Cecilia00 said...

Delusion.

You tell yourself he'll love you so much, the sex will be so good - that he'll come back for more and then VOILA you are his girlfriend.

Then maybe a year or two later his wife.

Ms Cool said...

My first thought was Nic Cage and I can't imagine why anyone would do what the waitress did - or what he did for that matter.

MontanaMarriott said...

Some people love to be Starfuckers or in this case Starsucker. Then in this day and age of technology alot of the people have plans of sneakily videotaping, and then selling a story to the tabs or blackmailing the celebrity in question.

I wouldn't, especially with how rampant STD's run in Hollywood. Not to mention I firmly believe in the old adage, "no man's going to buy the cow if he can get the milk for free".

Terri said...

Maybe this wasn't the first time these two hooked up, and that was some sort of code.

And honestly, it's rather revolting to me now, but when I was in my 20s, I would have done it because I would have thought it was fun and expected nothing in return.

MISCH said...

I think today with all the STD's any woman or man who rushes into sex with anyone is crazy...people simply don't tell the truth....if you give it a bit of time you're better off....

cdanluva said...

Nathan Lane

Maja With a J said...

Maybe he was on her laminated top 5 list.

RocketQueen said...

Gerald Butler? The Butler would totally do this.

Anonymous poster said...

@BinkyM

Enty's profile pix are much older than this tattoo pix post. I think someone was having a bit much fun with the photoshop......

Jordan said...

Ego boost. There's perception that someone famous can have "anyone." Therefore, if they'll get physical with you, you must be the most desirable person in the room!

I can't even tell you how many girls (and guys)I know who think they're hot sh*t because they are desirable enough to get someone to cheat. "Oh he lives with his girlfriend?" [hair toss] "We'll just see about THAT!" I imagine its so much worse with someone famous.

timebob said...

it is no diffrent the groupies having sex with rock stars in the bathroom.

It is just another story/notch on their belts.

You know you will never see them again so why not.

The smart ones try to get babies in them for the 18 year paycheck.

Jenny said...

I guess collecting autographs is passe.

Moosefan said...

This brings " Staff must wash hands before returning to work" to a whole different level.

Cheryl said...

I'll say the Piv for this one...known douche bag!

Lori said...

collecting STDs is the new thing? ::shudder:: I'll pass...

Green Wave Gal said...

I love you Maja! :)

FrenchGirl said...

Gerald Butler!!!! just because

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@cheryl ..nice guess but the Piv is in no way an A list movie actor.

I wouldn't even call Gerard Butler A List.

A List actors with a string of recent Box Office duds - Hmmm

Russell Crowe?
Harrison Ford? (Don't want to believe this one)
Matt Damon?
Ben Affleck?
Tom Cruise? (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...LoL)

Ice Angel said...

You know, A list actors make up lies to cover up the fact that they were stuck on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to pinch a mean one out.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Will Smith?
Shia Lebeouf?
Jake Gyllenhaal?
Bradley Cooper?

Jessi said...

James Franco?
Jake Gyllenhaal?
Will Smith?

Yes I know these all have rumors of each being gay, but.... just thought I would throw out some other names.

mooshki said...

Binky, the original "fat guy" photo is all over the web - people use it on all kinds of websites. As far as I know, it's in the public domain. Enty put it up on his facebook profile because it matched the persona he created. Enty never claimed that that was really him. I mean, come on!

I photoshopped his current profile pic, and a number of the ones he's used in the past. I'm not a designer, I just had fun playing around with the original picture when I was bored at work. Yes, it's obviously photoshopped, but I think I didn't do half bad given that I've never had any photoshop training, and didn't have much time to spend on it. :)

It is not a conspiracy, it is just meant to be fun.

Chrissy Buns said...

suh-lut!

Chrissy Buns said...

@Terri...me too, i may have the suh-lut gene in me somewhere...

Jason Blue Eyes said...

TOM HANKS!!! That "Nicest Guy In Hollywwod" act doesn't fool me for a second. LoL.

Cheryl said...

@JasonBlueEyes...so true about the Piv...just don't like him and it sounds exactly like something he would do!

So which A list movie star is on a run of bad luck?

ForSure said...

Women like this make me very sad for my gender. Why are they settling for such one sided deals? I would never give a man any service I wasn't getting back in return. I have no problem with meaningless sex for the pure fun/sport of it, but don't ever give oral to some guy unless you are getting it back (or a decent amount of cash), especially not some celebrity type who could be carrying God knows what from the last dummy who serviced him for nothing.

How does this conversation with her friends go?
Dummy: I sucked off (fill in the blank), yay me.
Friend: what did you get in return.
Dummy: Nothing, why?
Friend: Idiot.

Doug Kenney said...

She's a cum queen and loves the taste and percussion of splooge. You haven't lived if you didn't know that

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I doubt it was Nic Cage because two nights ago he was just after getting released from jail. Even he wouldn't do anything that stupid right after that.

Nic is in New Orleans. This BJ event happened in Los Angeles (I'm assuming.)

Coloratura said...

Now, why does this make me think of Joaquin Phoenix? Who knows, just sayin'... wink, wink.

Anonymous said...

binkym said that she stumbled upon the original pic. she never declared it was enty.

{I photoshopped his current profile pic, and a number of the ones he's used in the past.}
smdh.

Coloratura said...

Oh, and pretty sure the 'I'm on a break' was code. Let's just say I've got a gut feeling on that one.

Anotheramy said...

Depending on the star I might be willing to do a little something for him just to say I did a little something for him. Ok not now that Im overweight and in my 40s and a lot less impulsive but, back when I was young and single and hot, I would have jumped on that chance in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

{...so why would you do this? Would you do it with any random customer? Is it because you want to say a celebrity used you?}

sweetie, you have been writing about celeb gossip for years now, but you need to ask if the waitress would do this to a (random) person. use your thinking cap on that one.

the waitress may not feel used. moreso to use it as a bragging right or dish to talk about when she turns 70. her lips not mine!

Tricia said...

Seems very obvious at least to me they knew each other already and she was speaking in code. That may be her day gig but I'm sure she makes $$ on the side as a "special friend" for people like the celebs who like that whole blue collar fantasy.

Either that or he followed her out and flashed her a wad of cash to service him.

Anonymous said...

I had quick relations with a celebrity once. Mostly because he was hot and I was single. It was for fun and makes a great story. I guess you could say we used each other.

Sevenmack said...

Maybe the girl does it because she enjoys sex. And if you're gonna give head, at least give it to a star. I guess. Or hell, maybe she's just a ho-bag. Either way, he's emptied out and her mouth's full.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@AlleyCat...well unless you're not going to give us any dirt or hints as to who you shared that with..why bother mentioning it? ;)

anna said...

singer melanie fiona was sucking dicks at her after parties of her concerts $5 but she sucks on csi miami actor adam rodriquez for free.

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RocketQueen said...

^^anna - why do you care so much? Did Adam break your heart or something?

Erin said...

@Ice Angel -- you got it! He was probably stuck on the crapper and wanted to brag about something to cover his dirty, dirty shame.

That said, Hugh Grant?

Anonymous said...

Anna, Melanie Fiona does not suck cock at after parties, but she can get the pussy licked by her sexy male fans. Adam has a nice, clean cock. I've had it in my mouth!

Lori said...

Am i the only person that finds the Piv hot?

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ardleighstreet said...

I guess she wanted bragging rights or a really big tip. Gross to think of because of the STD's floating thru Hollywoodland. Hope he kept it covered.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

This is the 2nd day in a row I've read about this Melanie chick on here. I have to look her up.

Anonymous said...

Haha Jason I just didn't think it mattered but if you want the dirt it was Joey McIntyre from NKOTB.

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Jason Blue Eyes said...

Okay, done looked up that Melanie chick..Gross.

Give me sexy Ciara ANYDAY.

@AlleyCat...Geez...sorry I asked. LoL.

Anonymous said...

Melanie F. is attractive. But I guess because one does not have a European nose....

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I thought Joey from NKOTB was gay but I just saw he's married to a short blond girl that looks like Hayden Planetarium.

Anonymous said...

I'm suspecting certain people are out for spring break. The postings will get interesting this week.

mygeorgie said...

So they were dining at Perkins then?

I think Ice Angel's spot on!

Bit dams said...

Guessing this is an ongoing thing. Maybe why he choose the restaurant? Or maybe "going on break" is slang that we don't know about?

Bit dams said...

You know, can you imagine if someone approached you and asked you to do this? Omg, how insulting and outrageous. I think I'd knee them in the groin.

empyrios said...

One word: Starfucker.

this isn't exactly shocking and i think a lot more people would do it than admit to it (if given the chance with someone they think is a hottie and has frequented some fantasies ;)

Monica said...

Wow, I had no idea this was the holier than thou crowd. If it was:

Johnny Depp
George Clooney
Matt Damon
Javier Bardem

You betcha I would have blown them in my car! I could give a crap about money or fame blah blah...they're steamy!

Bit dams said...

Really? Well, we play to our strengths I suppose, and who else knows our worth?

Tom said...

maybe she was using him.

mooshki said...

ea17, other people have had questions about the pictures, so I thought I'd put them to rest. I hoped by waiting until all the fighting had died down it could be done without stimulating any more cattiness, but I should have known better.

Terri said...

Will Ferrell's movies have sucked lately. Not sure he'd be A list, but Elf is my favorite movie.

empyrios said...

@ Monica

Nice list!

i concur...and will add Ryan Gosling, Eric Bana, Henry Cavill, Sam Worthington and Vincent LaCavalier (hockey player) to my list :o

Barton Fink said...

It's hard to say why she did this. On the other hand, why do we assume that women have no sexual desire? I have female friends who have told me (after hearing some of my tales of sex on the rooftops of South Beach) about having sex with strangers in dressing rooms of stores, etc., etc., and I realize that there is some freakiness going on with the ladies sometimes. Not as sleazy as men (men are sleazebags), but it's there.

pwner said...

i'm not gonna judge this.

everyone here has a celebrity crush. celebs are sex symbols in all cultures. you can't tell me that, if given the opportunity between two consenting adults, all of you wouldn't jump at the chance to have an encounter with your celeb of choice.

if the answer is no, perhaps you need to dust away the cobwebs, stop being a prude and get back in touch with your sexy side.

after all, the chances of it happening are remote...but what if it did??

that includes you Enty ;)

Mango said...

He might be A list but he's a total douche for telling everyone at their dinner table that he left them for 20 minutes in order to get blown by a stranger in her car. One of the women left at the table was presumably his date. Douche to the nth degree.

shehlaS said...

My guesses are George Clooney or Ben Affleck!!

Ok ladies, let's stop judging the waitress and get to the bottom of this!! There are important blinds that need solving!!!

mooshki said...

pwner, there's a big difference between having a fun hookup and being used like a kleenex. There's no way to tell for sure from this blind which it was, but it doesn't sound promising.

mooshki said...

My guess: Adam Sandler

mooshki said...

Although, Enty probably would've said if the actor was married, so maybe Jim Carrey?

Unknown said...

Maybe he was lying? It's not uncommon for assholes to lie about their sexual prowess.

Unknown said...

What's wrong with just liking naughty sex with a good looking dude?! Ya'll are really sexist - if Angelina Jolie/*insert preferred celebrity here* walked up to any one of you guys and offered you a once in a lifetime good time, are you REALLY going to say no??? Maybe the girl just saw an opportunity to have some fun and did it. Personally, I think serial groupies/starfuckers have some serious emotional problems, but if Elvis had offered me 20 mins in the back of his pink cadillac I can't guarantee I'd have said no! Depends on the celeb I guess - it wouldn't be worth putting out for just any low grade douche just cos he's on TV...

Unknown said...

like Sonia said-maybe he was just Full of sh*t- maybe she WAS ON A BREAK and HE is a DOUCHE, and needs to let everyone think that women, ANY WOMEN, will 'blow' him. Some men are disgusting and will lie. How many people are going to ask the waitress if she just gave him a 'bj?"

Unknown said...

then again, I do know, okay, in my younger days, KNEW some women or GIRLS who would have given a BJ in a NY MINUTE to certain celebrities, but it would have to be ones they were crazy about Enty. BUT, they would have not have remained CALM, COOL, COLLECTED, while taking his order. IT would have been 'OMG, IT is XXXXX, what can I do FOR YOU?

pwner said...

get off your self righteous soap box Mooshki.

It's all just good fun and like you said, you can't tell anything for sure from this blind so stfu.

crila16 said...

My guess is Nicholas Cage. I heard that he has a huge thing for oral sex...on himself only. I also heard that he forces his wife to give him oral.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Yeah. So, this post comes off as kinda sexist, honestly.

As if NONE of you have ever had a clandestine workplace hook-up? Shiiiit. I feel bad for some of you. ;-)

What if the gendered tables were turned, and someone like Mila Kunis seduced a waiter? People would assume that A) Mila was horny and the male server must have been pretty hot, and B) that the male server hit the carnal jackpot. But I doubt a man would walk around saying that he'd been sexually ~used.~ He'd be STOKED.

Committed relationships are the ideal, of course, and I'm not knocking them. But it IS possible for women to hit it and quit it, get their rocks off, get their one-time jollies, etc. Not every chick is a Stage-5 Clinger. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

bethan, i agree with you. if this chick is not 'serial' than, i could care less about her sexual dalliance.

lisap515 said...

I thought Jordan was the gay in NKOTB.

As for the blind, no clue but gross.

Tempestuous Grape said...

I would if it was a super hot guy or an actor I really liked I most certainly would. I had the option to join Marky Mark at his Le Parc suite (in the funky bunch hay day) when we were both 20 years old and I said no. I was soooooo nervous, I could have died. But then I've had sex in the bathroom with some random dude at the Arsenal in the last decade + a random 3some and lots of risky shit, so who am I to judge!

MISCH said...

I heard Nic Cage's wife charges him to have any kind of sex.......

looserdude said...

Ida what you say is philosophically true and in an ideal world that's exactly how it would work, but the fact is women and men are psychologically different and according to studies emotionless hook-ups are damaging to young women's psyches.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@looserdude -- I'm interested in those "studies" you just cited. Were they conducted sometime between 1959 and 1963? ;-)

My point: don't lump all women together, please. We all have different approaches to sex, intimacy, emotional involvement, etc.

@tempestuous grape, I wish you lived in my town. I'd LOVE to get a beer or four with you.

bluebonnetmom said...

The waitress needs some self respect. I hope that she gets some soon. I would kill my daughters for doing this. The guy involved is a complete self absorbed pig.

RocketQueen said...

@empyrios - lol @ LaCavalier! Nice choice :)

Gotta chime in that if I were the waitress and the guy were one of the ones on my 5 list, I'd totally do it.

PrettyChicagoSailor said...

Wasn't Nic Cage's wife a waitress before they married? Maybe he's got a thing for the *service* industry...

Anonymous said...

If it was consensual, who are we to judge? He's a douche for telling the table what happened but otherwise, it's two consenting adults. Who here would be that strong if David Beckham/Salma Hayek hit on you?

I do think the actor is probably single otherwise I'm sure the blind would state otherwise.

And to whoever mentioned it up above, I'll admit it to. I find Jeremy Piven sexy. He's a douche, yes but nice body.

Daveb said...

If this was in Hollywood my guess would be that the waitress is an unemployed actress. She'll probably get a bit part in his next movie. I'm more interested in what the two females at the table thought. If they were dates, how would you like it if your date disappeared to have sex with someone else?

Missy said...

@looserdude: That study sounds like complete BS.

sandman said...

i'm sure this happens 100x a day in hwood.
most a-listers started that way, men & women.
i'm sure brad pitt sucked a dick or two to get his start...& we all know clooney did.

sandman said...

imagine how many dicks dicarapio suked to gain the career illusion of being a leading man.
idolizing hwood is funny, i remember when folks had no clue liberace was a flamer.

__-__=__ said...

OK, with Monica's list, Yes. And young Elvis, yes. Not old Elvis. And my hockey player, anytime, anywhere. And David Beckham. And my soccer player. I could be quite the slut......yes I could.

bluedahlia said...

I would guess Ralph Fiennes but don't know that he's the type to toot his own horn about it after.

SanctimoniousB said...

It worked for Mrs. Cage oh wait, she wasn't really a waitress she was a courtesan.

As for why, other than really being a courtesan - I've been wondering why since Monica Lewinski. Unless it's Harrison Ford, this guy has to to be younger that Clinton at least.

SanctimoniousB said...

@crila16 I don't think Nic Cage forces Mrs. Cage to do anything. Not because he's attractive but because he bought her.

Merissa said...

Yeah, I'd like to know what she picked up. Hopefully she used a condom.

If not, how dumb is she going to sound saying 'yeah, i totally sucked X off and got ____. he doesn't remember me, tho'

The celebrity better hope she didn't have anything catchy, too

Botanical Beauty Lab said...

Maybe she wanted to use the celebrity.

For fun, for the hell of it, to say you went there and came back again, experience points, bragging rights, cos it was fun.

Why are women not allowed to have fun, casual sex again?

MadLyb said...

Maybe she wanted to? Giving a guy a blow job can give women a sense of power, and many enjoy it - it's not always as one-sided as people would like to imagine.

Consenting adults can do what they want sexually and if people are that interested in other's sex lives, they can only speculate as to why. I guess what I'm getting at is why do we even ask such questions? It's speculation that seems to be borderline sexist because no one wonders why some guy would stick his dick on some random woman's mouth. It's always the woman who is degrading herself by engaging in a sex act, or something like that.

MadLyb said...

"on" = "in".

MadLyb said...

And yes - not with some random guy, but yes, I'd go groupie for a couple of rock stars I adore.

Missy said...

@Maylib: I love giving bj's and I did it in a heartbeat to a celeb crush.

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