Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

Jodie Foster shows off her new filling to Mel Gibson. She uses it to make Contact.
A very different looking Jason Lee.
The guy on the right buys sex. The woman in the middle has sex everywhere, and the guy on the left has sex with a surprising number of women considering how unattractive he is.
The adjective and President head home from the hospital with their kooky parents.
I have never been more disappointed in Miranda Cosgrove than I am right now.
Meanwhile, Paris apparently has a pony and likes to bring her to hotels and lock her up in tiny cages.
The Princess is looking especially nice today.
Rachel Leigh Cook doing some press for her television show.
Rachel McAdams and her guy, Michael Sheen.
The Situation then took her home and smushed. Congratulations whoever you are, you have become the first Italian to get smushed this season on Jersey Shore.


Cindy said...

At least the twins didn't go home in a limo -- mom and dad drove (albeit in a Rolls, but still)

The Situation is gross.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Oooh..a Rachel Leigh Cook know what that means? It's time for this:

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
So Kiss me

Elle said...

I would love to be famous just so I could say a resounding F*CK NO to being photographed with an animal for a stupid photo opp (I'm looking at you Kim Lardassian and your kitten scruff). Paris would be photographed with a steaming pile of poo for publicity so this doesn't surprise me.

califblondy said...

I prefer to believe Carly is just as repulsed by Paris as we are.

Who woulda thought Marc Anthony could look any worse? He looks like a junkie and I don't think Jada is too happy to be in the middle of those two.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Miranda! Step Away from the skank. I repeat STEP AWAY FROM THE SKANK!!! I know you just turned 18 two days ago, but this is not what an 18 year old girl needs to be around. Lindsay Loser was 18 years old once - and who did she hang around with? Thaaaaat's right. Do you wanna be like a Lindsay? Uhn-uhn. Take my advice - Step away - go home, take a nice hot shower, scrub all the skank off with witch-hazel, freshen up and forget that encounter ever happened.

You'll thank me later.

mikey said...

I really want the Princess' shoes. I've been looking for the exact shoe.

ForSure said...

I love Miranda Cosgrove, she has such a generous heart the way she reaches out to those poor unfortunate souls who have so much less class than she does.

But Miranda dear, have a nice hot shower and don't let anyone tell you that you have to bring that urchin home.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Marc is probably hoping Jada will throw him down and do him right there.

RocketQueen said...

Of COURSE Paris is at an event where they have a mini pony locked inside a tiny gate for entertainment purposes. Of COURSE.

I'm curious to know how any of the Jersey Shore crew is chatting up the Italians, since I bet very few of them actually speak Italian.

Texshan said...

Rachel McAdams looks faaaaabulous!

angelina said...

Love the Rachel McAdams pic! Wouldn't mind having a pic like that of myself looking great with hot legs!

Bit dams said...

im happy for Mariah and Nick. I hope this is a happy time for them. both if them are....interesting personalities, but gosh darn it they really wanted to become parents and Mariah didn't hire some womb to do the 9 months for her.

ardleighstreet said...

Good Lord that poor pony!! He will wind up locked in a closet and starved to death.

The Parisite will say in her annoying voice, " I thought she was hawt. I wanted a My Lttle Pony but like ya know alive. Then Sparkle got to want things, like ya' know food and brushing. She was really smelly too. She did SOooo not smell like cotten candy. Now she's taking a nap with Tinkerbelle in Heaven."

Anonymous said...

Why was mariah in the hospital so long? I read somewhere it was tummy tuck/lipo twofer? Anyone know if this is close to true.

Unknown said...

I was watching TNT and Marc Anthony is going to be Jada's ex-boyfriend/love interest on her show, Hawthorne. Why anyone would ever think Marc Anthony is hot or even remotely attractive I will never know. I didn't even know he was an actor. Stunt casting.

Rose said...

Marc Anthony was on Nurse's last season for two episodes. He was a cop I think, and they might have gone on a date but he wasn't her ex. They hadn't met before. Michael Vartan is her love interest.

Tybee Ted said...

Jersey jerk has great hair! Looks like he poured a quart of used Penzoil on it.

Fuck Jody Foster and fuck Mel Gibson.

Tybee Ted said...

ENT: Do us a favor. Don't post any more Paris Hillton stories or photos. Just completely ignore her. If every media outlet does this, she will go away.

Meg said...

Jason, don't make fun of one of my favorite teen movies and guilty pleasures. ;)

Are we sure Paris really owns that pony? Let's hope not. Horses are hard work and if she can't handle taking care of dogs that pony is f*****. :-(


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