Monday, May 16, 2011

Boy In Shock At Size Of K-Fed


I'm sure Kevin Federline would probably tell the world that he has gained all the weight back he previously lost because his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, is pregnant. I think he was gaining it all back way before she announced she was pregnant and I think it's possible he may have ballooned way past his previous high. He has got so big that the poor little kid he is walking past is frightened. Remember how skinny he used to be when he and Britney were together? I think that Kevin is getting to that point where he might be within 100 pounds of me. If you ever get within 100 pounds of me, then you know you have been doing some serious eating. What do you think? Biggest he has ever been?

27 comments:

Seachica said...

Looking mighty big, and that t-shirt is doing him no favors. So sad, because he used to have a dancer's body.

The Black Cat said...

Some medications cause extreme bloating too.

jax said...

seriously...how does this happen?
i never would have looked at Kfed before Britney and thought "that dude is gonna get LARGE one day."

just didn't seem to have that kinda body type. amazing really.

ghost said...

Never did find him attractive, but he did at one point have a nice, somewhat ripped body from his days as a backup dancer.

I've heard that he's on depakote for depression issues, and it's no secret that depakote causes people to pack on the pounds. All those munchies from his weed smoking probably don't help, either.

Anonymous said...

considering that you are allegedly overweight gives this post new meaning. would you poke fun at a female celeb like him. uh no, because the plus sized readers would cut you another asshole.

Jennifer said...

He's definitely well into the "I can only shop at fat man stores" sizes.

ea17 - I don't even know what your post means. He and others that suddenly gain a lot of weight obviously did it to themselves, whether through medication or just plain lack of self-control with the food. I do believe he's ripe for being ripped on, as are female celebs in the same category. I don't care if the person doing the ripping is fat, skinny or inbetween.

Tempestuous Grape said...

He is a MAJOR pothead...combine that with a proclivity to be irresponsible with money..and viola!

Tempestuous Grape said...

Oh yeah, and depression...Depakote...ahhhh, makes sense.

BigMama said...

somewhere Britney has a voodoo doll she is stuffing with Krispy Kreme's and In-and-Out double doubles while she is giggling like a nut.

__-__=__ said...

Pigs at the trough. Wonder what he would weigh if he had to pay for his own food.

RocketQueen said...

Agree, jax. His dancing body was really hot.

@ea17 - I suggest you go back and read some of Enty's posts on Kirstie Alley.

MISCH said...

He is crazy....plain crazy

califblondy said...

He was very nice and polite when I talked to him, but, there was quite a bit of smoking going on so that could add the pounds I guess.

Honestly though, I don't think he's any bigger, I just think it's the shirt and shorts.

ghost said...

Jennifer, I find your statement incredibly flawed. Not everyone who suddenly gains a lots of weight "does it to themselves". I have an aunt who had thyroid removal surgery due to developing thyroid cancer, and despite the chemo and other treatments that generally cause cancer patients to lose weight, the loss of her thyroid caused her to gain over 50 pounds in two months. That was a year ago, and even with healthy eating and exercise habits, she still has weight problems.

Weight gain is not something that is black and white and can be generalized across the board.

Ms Cool said...

@ghost - well-said. Thyroid disease runs in my family and it has been very difficult for my mom and sister. Must be nice to be on your throne and judge the fatties.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

One time I had a fat lady come up to me and give me a lecture on not smoking. I told her to stop eating. She didn't like that one.

J-Mo said...

Is he ineligible for Dancing with the Stars because of his pro background? I'm a tabloid whore and would love to see him shape up on that show.

Jeannies Bottle said...

The way he dresses is doing him no favours. I tend to think he's on meds that add weight. He needs a new 'look' though.

Pookie said...

lay off the weed, kfed. =O

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Wasn't he on that celebrity fit club show? Didn't he lose weight on that? Now he's big again. I think at one point he was bigger. If he never hooked up with Britney (not blaming her though) he wouldn't be big because he'd be working and training all day every day to make a living.

He probably drinks a lot too. Alcohol can pack on the lbs.

MadLyb said...

They say lottery winners almost always gain weight. He hit the lotto when he met, married, reproduced, cheated on and divorced Britney with a nice settlement.

Anonymous said...

He looks the type that bums around. Too much of the good life so why even lift a finger.

shehlaS said...

Bwhaha Sue Ellen. I think he smokes too much weed honestly.

iheartjacksparrow said...

Agree with what others have said about his clothes. That loose shirt makes him look bigger, and the cropped pants are not a good look for someone who is overweight. His legs actually don't look that big. If he wore long pants and a fitted shirt, I think he would look much better. He just needs to eat clean and do a little exercise.

Wil said...

Uh .. Maybe he wants to be mistaken for Kevin Smith??

Char said...

He used to have such a ripped body. I actually had a secret, rather embarassing thing for him.. I found him really sexy in a "he's so bad for me" kinda way.

Meg said...

Ha! I don't think that kid has a clue who K-Fed is.

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