Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Back To Her Old Tricks


When Lindsay Lohan hired a new publicist, I'm sure the first thing he said to her was please, go out and party your guts out until the middle of the night every night and while you are out make sure you hassle someone who wants to take your picture and then start a big brawl and then blame it on everyone but yourself. Huh. That is exactly what Lindsay did so she must be taking the advice of someone.

Late Sunday night after Lindsay had been drinking for hours and hours and hours, one of the people at the table next to her decided to take a picture of Lindsay. Whoops. Lindsay objected to that by grabbing the wrist of the woman who was taking the picture, while one of Lindsay's friends grabbed the camera and doused it in an ice bucket.

Lucky for us, the camera was ruined, but not the memory card showing an earlier photo of a "belligerently drunk" Lindsay.

33 comments:

Texshan said...

Sigh.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Lawsuit!

Seachica said...

Who is more addicted? Lindsay (who I'm surprised hasn't died of OD or alcohol poisoning yet), or the tabloids who follow her?

Merlin D. Bear said...

Not Linds! Nooooooooo!
She's obviously doing research for her next project, "How I Destroyed My Career in 8 Days" - she's obviously a method actress.

Ok, Linds, now lets practice your next big line "do you want fries with that?"

MISCH said...

Don't care....Please make her go away...

Cancan said...

How shocked I am.

flwrgurl said...

cosign @MISCH

parissucksliterally said...

I seriously want her to OD, so I don't have to see/hear/read her stupid bullshit anymore.

Terri said...

Please don't refer to them as 'friends'. They are enablers.

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figgy said...

"Old tricks"? Isn't this exactly what she's been doing for years? No change.

I can't wait till she's no longer viable for any movie. Only then, when she is of no value to any producer anywhere, will we stop hearing about her.

surfer said...

I'm sure Judge Sautner is real proud of herself.

Patty said...

Loser, with a capital "L" who does not deserve any sympathy, empathy, or second third or tenth chances.

Please stop with her updates. If no one cares, she goes away.

Hayley said...

It's kind of sad how she seems to be on the outside of this group that seems uninterested in her. She's a mess, but she seems sadly pathetic at the same time.

looserdude said...

@Hayley - what I was thinking. She is a pathetic loser. Sad, but self-inflicted. (shrugs)

RocketQueen said...

What Terri said.

I hope the woman charges her with assault so she can FINALLY do some jail time for breaking probation?

And Enty, you implied the other day she might have lost the Gotti job - details please :)

Robert said...

It won't be long before Lindsay's turning her old tricks, if she isn't already.

surfer said...

RQ - I'm not sure she actually ever signed a contract - at least she hadn't at the time of that big press announcement. First they said she would play Victoria Gotti, then it was Junior's wife. Since then, a new director has come on board (Barry Levenson, I think) and they said it will be a completely different film.

I'm embarrassed I know all this.

joymama said...

Can't a girl just go out, pull a drunk, assualt a person and destroy their property without being hasselled anymore? Geez.

RocketQueen said...

lol - but I thank you for it! ;)

ForSure said...

I don't know if LOLhan can get a job working for any franchise, she would fail the background check.

She is a mess, and everytime I catch a glimpse of The Parent Trap or Mean Girls on TV I want to weep for the talent that has probably been lost forever. I guess Hillary Duff won that 'feud' in the long run.

nancer said...

i'm sorry. what talent?? she's just another child 'star' who had a couple of movies that did well who didn't make it as an adult 'star'. it's not a new phenomenon.

PLEASE stop covering this drunken, arrogant, stupid, pathetic addict. i'm just sick to death or her, and i think most everyone else is too.

timebob said...

I 100% believe she is going to kill someone as a drunk driver.

And if she was drinking she broke probation AGAIN as she is not to drink while she serving her sentence (house arrest) and community service.

Barry back peddeled on her not being part of the movie but I think her role will amount to no more then a cameo that she is trying to spin as a major role.

Funny how the group is basically ignoring her.

lanasyogamama said...

I like how nobody is paying attention to her.

weezy said...

Barry Levinson PLUS Al Pacino. After the heat he took about Sophia Coppola being in GIII, I can't believe Pacino will tolerate Lohan having anything to do with this film. And mind you, Coppola showed up for work.

timebob said...

In Sophia's defense she only got the role becuase Winona Ryder dropped out at the last minute. And even Sophia admits she was terrible in the role.

Lindsay still thinks she is a movie star.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Vanessa Hudgens was partying until 4 in the morning at cannes Sunday night. She couldn't even walk or stand. Her bodyguard had to take her back to the hotel.

And you know what?

She STILL looked better than Lindsay The Loser.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@nancer -- "i'm sorry. what talent?? she's just another child 'star' who had a couple of movies that did well who didn't make it as an adult 'star'. it's not a new phenomenon."

She really DID have talent, though. If you ever catch vintage Lindsay -- the plump-faced, freckled, sparkly-eyed, shiny-haired, vivacious, emotive, and chem-free WAY younger Lindsay -- you can see a remarkable transformation. Watch Mean Girls. She's absolutely lovely and so, so charming in that movie.

After a certain point, you CAN'T blame your parents anymore, but they ruined her incredible potential by alternatively using/enabling the crap out of her.

A few months ago, I came across an old Vanity Fair article where people like Tina Fey, Lorne Michaels, Meryl Streep, Jane Fonda, and Robert Altman were singing her praises. That would never happen today, but she really did show enormous promise as a kid. She can act CIRCLES around people like ScarJo, Kirsten Dunst, Kiera, etc, but they've obviously made better life choices (even Kiki!), and I doubt LL will ever have the chance to prove herself.

I, too, think she'll die young. It's just sad that this is the kind of legacy she'll leave.

Alicia said...

Ida I completely agree with you. She was a great actress...maybe still could be. I had empathy for her fora while, but when so many extend their hand to help you and you continue to smack them away..well..as they say " you can't help anyone until they want to be helped ". It always appears she seems so remorseful and willing to turn things around but I know the powerful draw of addiction and the LAST place your butt should be is in a bar when you are an addict.

I do wish she would OD...but not the kind that kills her..the one that almost does..and then she really does have her moment of clarity..

But then again..I had a friend in rehab that had OD'd on H four times and had to be resuscitated each time and she still uses :(

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@Alicia -- "I do wish she would OD...but not the kind that kills her..the one that almost does..and then she really does have her moment of clarity."

This!! But I'm also afraid that the "moment of clarity" will arrive after she accidentally runs someone over. :-/

Mango said...

Not surprised that Linds pulled another drunk. I'm more surprised that Vanessa Hudgens has a bodyguard. Really??

Char said...

Wait, Lindsay is DRINKING??!! SHOCK!!!!

yawn

Meg said...

Grabbed her wrist and destroyed this person's camera? I would be LIVID.

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