Tuesday, December 20, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH Oscar winner keeps a stash of porn flicks in his trailer when he’s filming and invites his co-stars to watch them with him during shooting breaks? The legendary tough guy is almost 70 and married – but that hasn’t slowed this fella’s libido one bit!

37 comments:

Borg Queen said...
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Borg Queen said...

Michael Kaine

Moose said...

Woody Allen?

FrenchGirl said...

michael caine? robert duvall? clint eastwood?
and he's right!

Rita said...

^I like the Robert Duval guess! He always sounds like a horny old man whenever interviewed!

Patty said...

Burt Reynolds?

RenoBlondee said...

Clint and Robert are in their 80's. Michael is 78. Woody 76.
So someone a bit younger.

*Yes, I'm bored and Wikipedia'd. LOL

Anonymous said...

Isn't Clint Eastwood in his early 80's? I like the Robert Duval guess. I'd also like to throw out James Earl Jones and Jack Nickelson as possible guesses.

Anonymous said...

Wait, James Earl Jones hasn't won an Oscar has he?

Bethan said...

Jack Nicholson, Burt Reynolds, Robert Redford and James Earl Jones are too old as well..

Michael Douglas is 67 though. lol.

Beth said...

Christopher Walken

Rita said...

Thanks RenoBlondee for the research.

I don't know why, but I find the thought of watching porn with Michael Douglas much more disturbing than watching it with Eastwood.

Moose said...

F. Murray Abraham?

AndrewBW said...

If he's almost 70 that means he would have been born around 1942.

Michael Caine - 1933
Robert Duvall - 1931
Clint Eastwood - 1930
James Earl Jones - 1931
Jack Nicholson - 1937

My guess: Michael Douglas. I don't know that I'd call him a "legendary tough guy" but he was born in 1944, which makes him 67, and he's won two Oscars.

To be honest, though, I think I'd be more surprised if Michael Douglas DIDN'T have a porn stash in his trailer! Look who he's married to!

FrenchGirl said...

i loved the idea of Caine,Bale,Hardy and JGL watching a porn flick together :c

Mango said...

The blind doesn't say actor, and I think Woody Allen is a total and complete perv.

Woody Allen for the win!

Not A Ninny said...

@Moose -- Murray is a class guy, would never do anything like this.

MISCH said...

damn those blue pills....

PunkinElf said...

It's DeNiro. Sex addict

Sherry said...

DeNiro was born in 1943 so that makes him almost 70 and he is married. Think Punkin got it.

weezy said...

DeNiro is an interesting choice. Or -- maybe the writer didn't realize Duvall is 80 y.o. (!)

Andrea said...

I like the De Niro guess.

Sherry said...

DeNiro was accused of hiring prostitutes in France and never went back. And "tough guy" would fit since he played Jake LaMotta.

ms snarky said...

Sly Stallone is 65, which is close to 70. (and by the way, according to Wikipedia, he was in Woody Allen's Bananas. Hilarious.)

And Ahhnold is 64.

nancer said...

i don't think it's de niro just because he's done so many roles---i don't think of him as a 'tough guy.'

and woody allen is DEFINITELY no tough guy. haha.

feraltart said...

EWWWWW!!!

Dishtlk said...

Off topic, but someone guessed Jack Nicholson which made me think of it... Weren't there rumours around that he had a stroke? I feel like I haven't seen him in ages or maybe it was just the NBA lockout and no court side shots.

ms snarky said...

never mind Sly - nominated for best actor (ha!) and best screenplay, didn't win, although Rocky did win Best Picture. Was he a producer on that? Would that count as Oscar-winning?

Beth said...

Woody Allen's a tough guy? That's a new one.

Btw, it doesn't say that the Oscar winner won for acting. Stallone has an Oscar for writing Rocky, I believe. It would make sense for him to like porn. His probably taken so many steroids, he can't get it up.

ms snarky said...

@Beth - no Oscar for writing, but if he was a producer on Rocky, then he's technically an Oscar winner.

Seachica said...

@Mango - it says he invites his co-stars....so actor. And Woody Allen is the antithesis of legendary tough guy.

Laura said...

If it wasn't for the Oscar winning part, I would say Harrison Ford!

Snakeoiler said...

My guess right off the bat was Sly. His Rocky Oscar isn't for acting, I don't think, but it glitters just like Michael Douglas' first one, also not for acting.

Anonymous said...

My quick research doesn't show Stallone as a producer on Rocky, so I'm not sure he's won an Oscar. DeNiro fits perfectly and he's won an Oscar for sure.

christy said...

Harrison Ford is almost 70.

Beth said...

...and not an Oscar winner.

timebob said...

whoever he is, he needs an iphone much easier to watch porn on your phone then lugging around those reel cans.

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