Monday, November 07, 2011

Conrad Murray Found Guilty


Conrad Murray was just found guilty of involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson. I don't think I expected anything less than guilty. Discuss.

Random Photos Part Four

I'm always a sucker for Muppets photos so they get the top spot.
See, it would have been really easy to say something like, "speaking of Muppets." Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith out this weekend.
A stunt Catwoman on the set of Batman.
Meanwhile, the occupy Wall Street protesters prepare for violence until
Anne Hathaway calms them down.
Camilla Belle and Armie Hammer.
Quite the photo. Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore.
A little Spin City reunion for Carla Gugino and Connie Britton.
David Beckham gets a blade of grass from his son after the Galaxy beat Real Salt Lake, 3-1.
Dave Grohl and Roger Daltrey - Los Angeles.
Amy Adams and Emily Blunt.
The Hoff hangs out with The Biebs and Selena feels left out she does not have a "The."
Jon Hamm and Janie Bryant.

Random Photos Part Three

Three pretty great directors. JJ Abrams, Michael Bay and Jon Favreau.
Jimmy Kimmel in the daylight always looks so different. Maybe it is just because I am drunk when I watch his show.
Jessica Simpson and Ashlee in North Carolina.
Katie Holmes on the way to the Jack & Jill premiere.
Al Pacino was there with his hair.
Adam Sandler signs autographs while he waits for the late showing David Spade.
"You need to be on time Spade."
Katie Holmes compares peen size to Tom Cruise.Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman at LAX.
Lady GaGa in London.

Random Photos Part Two

Backstage at the MTV Europe Music Awards had quite a few celebrities. Bar Refaeli was there.
Amy Lee of Evanescence
Justin Bieber did his Jedward impression.
Cathy & David Guetta.
The Leto brothers, Shannon & Jared.
Katy Perry showed her love for metal.
As did Jessie J.
Jwoww and Snooki just did not care about anything but the check.
Adam Lambert and his blue suede shoes.
Coldplay. It is like the 80's exploded on them.

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.


Lots of AFI events this weekend. One had Michelle Williams the premiere of her Marilyn Monroe movie.
Dominic Cooper was also there.
Kirsten Dunst showed off her Thanksgiving dress at a Melancholia screening.
Jennifer Garner and Olivia Wilde canoodling.
The Princess and the Prince in London.
Robert Pattinson took time off from Twilight promotions to honor Chris Weitz.
Reese Witherspoon out in front of the LA County Museum Of Art.
And Susan Boyle learned koalas are not so friendly as she lost a thumb. I kid, I kid.
The first ten pot questions were fine, it was the 11th that Woody Harrelson objected to.
Zoe Saldana models on the sidewalk.

The Kardashians On SNL

Maybe the best skit from SNL this season. Not that there was a very high bar to jump there.

Chicken Pox Lollipops?

I am constantly amazed at how crazy some parents can be. Apparently though there is a group of parents who have decided the best way to immunize their children against chicken pox is not be getting a shot, but rather joining a club where parents send chicken pox infected lollipops through the mail to get other kids naturally immune to chicken pox. Seriously? Absolutely. According to KPHO in Phoenix there are multiple Facebook groups now called Find A Pox Party In Your Area. Parents get together and infect their children with children pox. Can't make a party? Don't worry. You can get infect lollipops in the mail delivered right to your house. Never mind that there might be something else besides chicken pox on the lollipop. You know, like hepatitis. Who does this kind of thing?

Jack The Cat Dies


It has been about two weeks since Jack The Cat was found at JFK Airport. He had been missing for two months before he was found. Apparently when he was found he was in much worse shape than was first reported. He had some really bad wounds and because of his lack of food while missing, his body was unable to recover. Doctors were hopeful on Friday that Jack would recover, but he took a turn for the worse and died last night. At least his owner got to see him before he died. RIP Jack.

Porn Star BiBi Jones Had Sex With Baseball Players For Sports Agent


In an interview with Business Insider. Hang on for a second right there. Someone from Business Insider called BiBi Jones for an interview? You know the reporter has to be a guy and probably told his boss that she had a big story for him. Turns out he was right, but I think he just got lucky and not in the way BiBi Jones normally lets you get lucky if you know what I mean. Apparently a sports agent from Gaylord Sports Management would take BiBi Jones with him when he would go to bars in Arizona looking for baseball players to sign to his agency. Over the course of one year, BiBi had sex with at least ten of the baseball players and a number of them signed with Terry Bross and his agency shortly after they had sex with her.


BiBi says she was never paid to have sex with the players or even forced to and that she enjoyed doing it. She did not say if she was paid to go out with Terry although I am guessing she probably was. So, what do you think? Did he do something wrong? If you are an athlete are you going to base your decision on a guy who got you sex with a porn star?

Today's Blind Items

This actor is a solid B list and has been for years. Sometimes he headlines a movie, but for the most part, he is the second lead. Solid actor and everyone knows who he is. He also has a very attractive daughter. Very much so. The daughter has a bit of a drinking problem and when she drinks she shares a story of what happened to her when she was 15 about to turn 16 and how she was hit on and eventually had sex with this A list movie actor who is a nominee/winner of some of the biggest awards in acting. A friend of her father's, they had a brief fling and supposedly this brief fling also broke up the A list actor's long time relationship. His significant other could handle the cheating, just not with a 16 year old.

"Heifer Tried To Back Door Me."


The line of the night from Real Housewives Atlanta? You know, I really can't decide. The reason I want to give it to Sheree is because she said it about NeNe and you always get bonus points for that. Because in second place was Miss J who said, "Dick brought a girl back." See, as much as Real Housewives - Beverly Hills is my favorite, you just do not get one liners like this. I don't think they can think fast enough in Beverly Hills. The botox has seeped into their brains and one liners and zingers just do not magically appear. Oh how I would love to see one of the Beverly Hills wives start a funeral business though. I would love that. Hearses with flashing lights while Kim Richards tells a family about her family special while she sips from a flask.


Do you think Kim Zolciak pays her boyfriend? He sure does seem to do a lot of work. So do Arianna and Brielle. I also think Big Papa is still around. I think he has been around all along. I just don't see her giving him up at all.

Has anyone ever seen a musical vibrator? Do you want to buy songs for one?

Man - What you doing?
Woman - I'm on iTunes?
Man - Oh great. What songs are you buying?
Woman - Some new songs were just released for my vibrator. I am so excited.

And thus ends another week of Real Housewives - Atlanta.

National Enquirer Blind Item

THIS New York-born R&B diva went from dirt poor to living large, but she’s now worried about her dwindling bank account. The Grammy-winner is desperate for another hit album so she can get her life back on track! Who is she?

Mariah Yeater Gives Television Interview


Mariah Yeater is making the most out of whatever fame she has received from her Justin Bieber baby daddy claim. For his part, Justin's attorneys say he will provide a DNA sample when he gets back to the States and then sue Mariah. Meanwhile, Mariah was interviewed by The Insider and said she has evidence that Justin is the baby daddy and has turned it over to her attorneys. Photos of Justin having sex? No, I don't think it would be possible to find your phone, get it our, turn it on and take a photo in the 30 seconds she says for him to have sex. Hey at least Selena Gomez knows that when Justin wants sex, it is not like she even needs to pause the television. All she has to do is wait until there is a commercial and by the time all is said and done she still has time to to get herself a drink, feed the dog and still have time left over before the show starts again.


Someone must have told Mariah to take out all her piercings and she has also taken the 3rd grade teacher fashion style to heart too. She looks way older than 20. She must have gone to the Courtney Stodden school of aging.

Selena Gomez Drops F Bomb - Streaker Hangs Out With Hayden Panettiere **NSFW Kind Of**

Who knew that the MTV EMA Show would prove to be so crazy. Selena Gomez dropped an f bomb that was caught by the censors and Hayden P was presenting the award for best song, when a man rushed out who thought she was presenting the award for best peen. Belfast actor, David Monahan streaked and Hayden was definitely shocked. Apparently though, showing peen and butt is perfectly acceptable at the EMA show, you just cannot be a former Disney star trying to shock everyone. If Selena had wanted to streak, no censoring. Drop and f bomb? Not going to get to the sensitive ears of the viewers.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

His wife is pregnant and he makes sure to tell everyone on the internet how happy he is about it. Ironically, it’s also on the internet where he met his gay lover that his wife thinks is just a really, really good buddy.

MMA Fighters Save Hotel From Robbery

There was a MMA fight in town last week and two of the fighters from that tournament showed the world that martial arts training can be used for way more than just trying to make a few bucks and landing a porn star wife.


A man walked into a Comfort Inn hotel lobby and was clearly unimpressed with selection of towels and amenities he had been provided in his room. So, he pulled out a gun and attempted to rob the front desk clerk. At that point, the two fighters walked in, saw what happened and disarmed the guy with some moves and held him down until the police arrived. The suspect, if convicted faces 2 or 3 hours in jail.

Blind Item Revealed

It's funny, because I remember the first blind item in this post clearly in my mind. It was Aubrey O'Day and someone else from that made up group of hers. I need to go back to the reveal and see who it was. It was out of control just how crazy they were acting. I had never seen anything like it until Courtney Stodden. She made them look like amateurs. If you click on the date below you can see what I mean. Crazy. Anyway, on with the reveal from that day.


August 27, 2007,

About two years ago, this A list director known almost as much for the number of women he f**ks as for his directing, decided to keep an electronic journal/blackbook of the woman he had been with, wanted to be with and only heard about. It included their names, reputation, if they were good in bed, if they were bi, if they would have sex to get a role, anything and everything was included. One day he shared his journal with another A list director friend who also has a reputation and that director started adding all of his info as well and where the women overlapped, both reports were included. The two directors decided they wanted to be able to share their information with friends, other directors, and producers and so created an invitation only blog which now has several hundred entries and has been updated as recently as last week. It's like a wiki sex book but these two directors are the only ones who can edit the information or add anything. The only reports that are added are those of the 15 or so people who have access to the site and have had first hand knowledge of the women. No secondhand or rumors are allowed. No actors are allowed access to the site, and no married men either. If one of the 15 gets married or starts living with someone, the password is changed.


Brett Ratner/Michael Bay

Kelly Osbourne Cracks Open Head - Goes To The Hospital


I guess if you read the first part of the headline, then the second is more of a given than if I just wrote that Kelly Osbourne went to the hospital. If I just had written that then you could have had a few seconds to speculate why she went to the hospital and if you chose to not read the post, you could have spent an entire day just making your way through the possibilities of why and how she ended up in the hospital. You could have begun with the old celebrity stand by of dehydration and exhaustion. Have you ever met a classification of people that gets more dehydrated or exhausted as easily as celebrities. How many of your friends have ever been admitted to the hospital for dehydration or exhaustion? Statistically speaking, celebrities must be the most dehydrated and exhausted people on the planet. You could have moved from that through your various drug and alcohol problems to the flu which is another popular celebrity disease. Then as the day progressed you could have stepped things up a notch and moved on to your crazier things like ink poisoning from a tattoo or injured in the Oklahoma earthquake or the victim of a Somalian hijacking. I want you to know that I am sorry for ruining your day with the combined headline and hope you will find something else to contemplate today.


In the meantime I will tell you she cracked it open, kept passing out so went to the hospital, where her mom came and picked her up. Yeah, I liked the Somali hijacking thing better too.

Sandra Bullock & Keanu Reeves Have A Date - Joined By Publicist


Last week, Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock went out to dinner together. Meh. I thought it was interesting enough that I did not mind the four seconds it took to read they had dinner, but they have been friends forever, so who really cares right? Well, now it is an interesting story. Joining the pair at their meal was their mutual publicist. Birthday dinner for the publicist? Probably not. It does make me very suspicious though to read a National Enquirer article one week later that talks about how the pair is open to romance and how friends are encouraging the couple to get together. Sounds exactly like something a publicist would talk about to get mutual clients some publicity. Now there can be a few tabloid covers about the couple and OK! can totally blow it out of proportion by saying the pair are going to get married and getting a surrogate for more kids. Can't two people just have dinner and it not be canoodling?

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