Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Bad Sister

I asked last week about whether you were the black sheep in your family. Today i want to tell you about one of the worst sisters to have if you are a sister. She is an actress. I guess she is C list, but she would probably be nowhere if not for her more famous sister who once flirted with B+ status, maybe even A- depending on what career we are discussing. Anyway, the lesser known sister was the number one seller of insider information to the tabloids, including the fact that her sister contracted an STD by one boyfriend; who the sister lost her virginity to; what the situation was like when she did; had no problems sleeping with the boyfriends of her sister; and then would tell the tabloids that the boyfriends were cheating on the sister but of course would not say with whom.


The lesser known sister had her much more famous sister convinced that it was boyfriends or the boyfriends' friends that were spilling all this dirt. It was not until one night when the more famous sister walked in on the lesser known sister having lines snorted off her breasts by a boyfriend (B list celebrity) that she realized the truth. That experience also led the boyfriend to go sober. he said it scared him straight. He is also the one who gave the more well known sister the STD.

65 comments:

Janet296 said...

The Duff sisters?

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Emiwii said...

The line "depending on what career we are discussing" makes me think Hillary Duff, and her less famous sister is Haylie.

B-list celebrity is Joel Madden?

EleanorRigby said...

Hilary and Hayley Duff? Especially since Hilary was an actress and singer?

Karen said...

I'm also going with Hilary and Haylie Duff...B list celeb Joel Madden?

Agent**It said...

Patricia and Rosanna Arquette .

EleanorRigby said...

Wow, you guys are quick, lol.

cheesegrater15 said...

Jessica and Asslee?

B.J. said...

Hilton be thy name

Sarah said...

I smell Wilmer Valderama in this blind. I could imagine this being him and the Duffs, when they were closer to illegal for him.

perfecttt2 said...

well I thought duff's but is Haylie really a C list actress?? so i doubt it's them.
"She is an actress. I guess she is C list, "

Seachica said...

So it's a celebrity who we know when/how she lost her virginity. Shouldn't that be fairly easy?

Is Hillary Duff that much more famous than Haylie?

cheesegrater15 said...

BJ, Parisite was born with STDs. They all spring from her. There are even a few that haven't been discovered yet.

Agent**It said...

Vicki- stop it :) LOL

Anonymous said...

I think it's the Duff sisters. I know this is a stretch but I work with a woman whose husband does security and did one of the Duff houses a long time ago, or their parents or something. Whoever it was, the sisters were in the kitchen the whole time and he said they were arguing, bitching about who hooked up with who, etc. This was a long time ago, Hilary was either underage or barely over 18 and he said the mom was there too and didn't even care that these girls were talking about drugs, sex, fighting about boys, etc.

Sarah said...

I could see this, with that Jackass. What's his name? Johnny Knoxville?

lalaland said...

does anyone else recall a vey similar blind from some time ago? IIRC the popular guess was the Duff sisters

IDoTheRobot said...

Bam Margera.

figgy said...

I visualized the Duff sisters immediately. Thanks for that inside story @Amanda! Love those :-)

Agent**It said...

Former Jackass star Bam Margera has severed ties with pop beauty Jessica Simpson in a bid to end speculation about the pair's rumored affair. Margera's friendship with Simpson was strained in May (05) when his father told a radio station that his son and the married Dukes of Hazzard star had slept with each other. And while Margera spoke out the following month to explain that they did fall asleep on the same couch but nothing sexual happened, he's now decided that there's only one way to combat the rumors and gossip. He says, "I just stopped talking to her altogether."

Celebrity Spider 2005

Beth said...

The Duffs came to mind by the time I got to C-list actress.

I imagine the bf is Madden. He settled down with Ritchie after Duff, and Wilder Valderama certainly hasn't changed his ways.

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Kelly said...

Gotta be Duff sisters. Sad.

Erin said...

Lohans

Pookie said...

oh, ashley simpson, you're such a jerko.

lazyday603 said...

I couldn't be Paris Hilton. She was never a virgin.

Bunni said...

Duff sisters, for the win! The STD was probably one of the Carter brothers. There was a rumor about Nick taking her virginity, so I'm guessing he gave her the bug. Even though she dated Aaron.

IDoTheRobot said...

The only problem with Bam as the boyfriend is he's not clean. Look at him- he's not sober or hygienicly clean. Ick.

Pogue Mahone said...

How about the Oleson sisters?

Sarah said...

Absolutely. Hilary was an A list tween star.
Apparently Haylie had a touch of fame first, then Hilary went on to greatly surpass her fame and wealth, so there would be a lot of envy from a certain type of person, like anyone who wants to be famous.

Sarah said...

If this is true and Joel Madden was snorting coke and getting it in with both Duff girls, THEN moved on to CLEAN UP with Nicole Rochie, who was THE bad girl of the time, that's gossip gold!

Someone should have shouted that shit from the rooftops!
And I recall Hilary acting so indignant that he moved on to such a bad girl after her, but I always wondered about her, because what good girl goes out with a guy that looks/acts like that then dates party girls? Can't be that clean.

Miguela said...

Duff sisters definitely. Hilary was an A list tween star, and has done a few relevant movies. Then there's the whole tie between Nick Carter and Hilary & Haylie.

And Nick Carter had that whole drug abuse problem, but claims to be clean and sober now.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Def the Duffs. Anyone remember Enty's boybander blind, everyone guessed duff was the virgin who didn't know Aaron carter was into dudes and that she got the gift that kept on giving from another band member...who everyone thought was Joel. It's not letting me post the link from my phone, but it all adds up nicely.

Erin B said...

I don't think it could be Jessica & Asslee (thanks, Vicki!) because wasn't it public that Jessica was a virgin until she got married to Nick? I might have my teeny bopper people crossed in my mental database, but I thought it was a plot point on "Newlyweds." That wouldn't be much of a scoop.

Cathy said...

This ties in nicely with the other blind about them where Haylie was auditioning for some role, but Hilary ended up getting it instead. Sounds like someone wanted revenge...

cinephreak said...

My first thought was the Duff sisters too, but when was the last time Hailey even had a project? I would say she's D list at best...

Other famous sisters would be LiLo and Ali, Lindsay is better known for acting but tried the singing thing too...

Johnny Knoxville is married and has been for a while IIRC, for whoever threw out that guess

I cant think of any other famous sisters that fit...

Marco said...

Are Emily and Zooey not an option? Seems like it could work (Zooey has had leading roles in films, less well-known for her singing; older sister perhaps jealous of the younger one's breakout success), though it seems like they get along well currently.

cheesegrater15 said...

I wouldn't be surprised if this was White Oprah and Blohan.

cinephreak said...

Marco- I was thinking that too, but I dont think they fit, and I wouldnt call Zooey B+/A- for her singing or acting a couple of years ago, she was in Elf, Yes Man, and had I think one semi popular song with her band 'She & Him', but maybe now I'd call her C+/B-

I dont think they fit, this sounds like a younger, brattier, maybe former tweener star sister pair

Second Hand Reader said...

yeah, dufftown. a similar blind is on dlisted (via some other source)right now.

MadLyb said...

I'm on the Duff train, because they are the only ones who seem to fit this. My sister would never do that to me, though my friend would, LOL.

Sparkwee said...

Ashley Tisdale is in today's photos. Maybe it's her and her sis Jennifer. I remember there was a rumour about Ashley contracting HIV a few years ago - http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20205145,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

I don't remember any tabloid news stories about Hilary Duff having an STD...

Just throwing this out there as another option. I'm leaning towards the Duff sisters too but seeing Ashley's picture triggered my memory.

story said...

Zoey/Emily Deschanel.

crila16 said...

I thought Hilary was a virgin until she met her husband. I thought that's why Joel Madden left her. He was sick of her not putting out, and bitchface who he ended up with did.

Don't think it's the hilton sisters. Paris was a slut right out of the womb. Lord knows who she lost her virginity to. She's also probably had more than 1 STD.

crila16 said...

What about the Simpson sister...Ashley being a C list and Jessica almost reaching A list...or did reach an A- for a while there.

Amber said...

Joel Madden in the random pics...

Elizabeth said...

I can't think of any sisters that interest me. Not the Lohans, the Simpsons, the Duffs...maybe the Olsons. But only because they're so rich that their eccentricities will likely increase as they get older and there will be stories.

Anonymous said...

The only sister that has a known leaked std status is paris. Ali lohans too young still at this point to have been hanging regularly with to feel comfortable doing titty lines. Now paris was famous for a good amount of time has had a huge pap and media background many boyfriends that were publicly known plus nickis well known and likes to tag along with paris at big events. Ashley and jess are pretty good but we havent heard of jess simpson having an std.

RJ said...

My problem with it being the Duff sisters is what tabloid stories have there ever been about either of them? This blind makes it sound like the mean sister has been leaking stories to the tabloids for years. That points more toward the Simpson sisters. Jessica's been on a thousand tabloid covers, but I have never heard that she had an std. Maybe the Hilton sisters are a better fit, although I always figured Paris "leaked" all the stories to the tabloids herself just to keep her name and picture in the press.

cinephreak said...

idk, Ali was born in Dec 1993, making her almost 19, she probably does titty lines all the time.

Unknown said...

Hill and Hailey - they recently had a screaming match because Hailey ware partying with Lindsay at the CM...

Jaiden_S said...

I think it's the Simpson sisters.

Manda_kitty said...

I saw a picture a long time ago of Hilary when she was younger with a clearish purse and you could see a condum in it so I doubt she was a virgin until marriage.

mooshki said...

Haylie Duff gives off a serious bitch vibe, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if this was her.

lutefisk said...

What would be Hillary Duff sang as well as acted, so maybe that's the other career in the blind?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

On D-listed is a blind also about 2 sisters, more famous one is mad at the less famous one because she was partying with a known addict and taking drugs again. They showed that Haylie Duff was hanging out with Blohan a few nights before so everyone says the Duffs. I guess this one is about them too, with the Good Charlotte as the boyfriend.

I don't think it's the Simpsons, because Jessica hasn't had that many boyfriends, unless you count all the Jackass-guys and mister sexual napalm blabla Mayor. Who the famous sister lost her virginity to also isn't news in this case; it was known everywhere she was a virgin until marriage and they even made a realityshow out of that. Ashlee was married during most of Jessica's post divorce life and had a baby during that time. This makes me doubt she was sleeping with Jess' men, since I assume she lived together with her husband and baby. How is he not gonna notice that? I just can't imagine her going to Jess'house to do drugs, meet Jess'men and staying away all night/coming home high. her husband not knowing about this..I doubt it. Think the less famous sister is single or in a non-serious relationship.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

And I can't imagine the Deschanel-sisters being this either. They are both succesful, just in completely different genres with different viewers/fans. Emily has Bones and people take her serious as an actress. Zoey is more of the artsy fartsy type, with music and movies and shows etc and people like her for that.

Unknown said...

Just to be different, Liza and Lorna

Shocky said...

There were rumors years ago - I think on The A List when it was still updated - that Haylie was the voice on all Hilary's songs. No idea if it's true but it would be awesome if it is.

xoApril said...

The interesting part of the blind though is that it's supposed to be well known how the famous sister lost her virginity. Can anyone really speak to when it happened?
I'm in denial about the talks of Hilary's past LOL so I'm inclined to lean towards the Simpsons. Jessica getting an STD from Mayer or Levine? Likely. Ashlee a known coke user. Has always had a complex about their difference in success.

xoApril said...

I mean, speak to when it happened for Hilary.

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Jihane-Fatim said...

my guess is the duff sisters. it was reported that hilary and joel madden split for various reasons, including difference in lifestyles and the fact that she was still a virgin came up. my thing is, at the time, she was still somewhat of a teen queen, so saying she banged a guy, that a lot of her fanbase was probably surprised to see her with in the first place, would have tainted her image. so i do believe her sister stabbed her in the back, and i definitely believe he gave her an std. he's cheating on nicole ritchie with his co host from the voice, austrialia. so clearly, he hasn't changed much.

Unknown said...

Mischa Barton and her sister that I can't remember the name of.

alliwholovessomuch said...

I don't believe Delta and Joel, Delta and Seal are alot more suss, though theres claims she's dating the host....the Duffs sounds the closest to me.

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