Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The Whole Stacy Keibler Pregnancy Thing


I think The NY Post or someone started some buzz by reporting that Stacy Keibler was telling friends she is pregnant by showing the photo above. I didn't even think it was worth writing about because you know it is a bunch of hoo ha, but a bunch of readers sent me links so I thought I would take a second. Stacy or someone close to her, namely her puppet master has come out and said Stacy is not pregnant. I think George either had a vasectomy or uses six condoms when he has sex with the women. If he even has sex with them. Don't you think somewhere along the way, someone has tried to get pregnant by him? I think he is the most careful person in the world about that. I'm not sure why everyone thinks Stacy is somehow different from everyone else he has dated. The only thing different is that she was a D lister prior to them meeting while the others became D listers after they started dating. After they break up, she will go right back to where she was but with maybe a stint on The Bachelorette as her reward. Maybe a hosting job on some nameless tabloid show and George will find a nice waitress who served him strong drinks and let him look down her top.

50 comments:

hunter said...

I would imagine he's probably had a vasectomy.

Kelly said...

And it worked. She got some attention.

Kitty said...

"Lindsay Lohan Found Dead in Los Angeles"

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/2285/434/Lindsay_Lohan_Found_Dead_in_Los_Angeles.html

parissucksliterally said...

He has had a vasectomy. I am pretty sure he's talked about it.

nolachickee said...

I bet that George is fixed, wears multiple condoms,and doesn't ever stick it in the baby making input. Just like Snooki, George likes the "butt sex". Stacy is more likely to have a UTI than a baby growing inside her.

Lux Luthor said...

Oh FFS. Why are people always trying to get George settled into marriage and/or fatherhood? Is it the girlfriends' wishful thinking? Leave the poor man alone. Marriage isn't for everyone. Big fucking deal.

Lux Luthor said...

Oh FFS. Why are people always trying to get George settled into marriage and/or fatherhood? Is it the girlfriends' wishful thinking? Leave the poor man alone. Marriage isn't for everyone. Big fucking deal.

Lux Luthor said...

Sorry for the double post, I'm on my phone and can't figure out how to delete the second one.

SkittleKitty said...

Didn't Sarah Larson have a "false alarm" (i.e. an attempt to get pregnant to not get dumped)?

FSP said...

Nice front butt.

auntliddy said...

Was gonna say same!!

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

What is this "before it's news" thing?!? Doesn't appear to be credible....

IDoTheRobot said...

Prada, that's what I was wondering.

bekH said...

I'm a bit skeptical too. No one else is reporting it. Wouldn't TMZ be all over this?

Kitty said...

DontRain ... I'm wondering the same thing since I can't find any corroboration for it. Maybe it's a sick hoax.

HannahPalindrome said...

Clooney only has anal sex with the "ladies?!"

Just a guess

Cathy said...

@Kitty - that whole site is pretty sketchy - all kinds of "verified" alien sightings and stuff.

gloaming said...

I always thought he had the snip, but didnt that actress who did those awful emmanuel movies - Krista Allen supposedly have an abortion while she was with him. I might have read that in the tabloid that's more like a newspaper. He dumped her shortly after that after giving her a pay put- allegedly.

gloaming said...

I mean pay out ' hate posting on my iPod!

Lux Luthor said...

Looks like a conspiracy theory site. There's a category for Alien Abductions, lol.
I hate to say it, but TMZ is about the only site I'd believe something like that from besides a major news outlet.
And I still think Lindsay will outlive us all. Nothing of serious or lasting consequence ever seems to happen to her.

AuntJess said...

I would certainly hate shots of my period bloat all over the place-cause that's what it is. There's no grey haired baby in there!

Mama June said...

Agree with you, shiny. George is never gonna get married again or have kids. Period. It's time for the tabs to move along.....eyeroll

SusanB said...

I always have CNN or Foxnews on the TV during the day and there's no way Lilo could die without a HUGE story on the news. Remember Anna Nicole Smith? The cable news shows dropped commercial ads for a few hours for that story. This would be even bigger. I'm not familiar with that website but it could be they accidently published one of their canned obits. Personally, I have February, 2013 in her death pool.

MnGddess said...

Georgie needs to dump the hos and get with me. Period.

libby said...

Glaoming, when did he date Krista Allen, because that story would explain to me why George would have run out for a snip! Nothing like an awful reality to motivate a person to make sure it doesn't happen again.

If he does have sex with these D-listers, I think NOT telling them about the vasectomy (so he'll know when they're trying to trap him with a fake pregnancy), would fit exactly with GC's intelligence and personality.

libby said...

Gloaming---my apologies for butchering your name.

Tigercat said...

Wasn't there some question as to whether Clooney was the "real" father of CZJ's baby, Carys?

Topper Madison said...

I'd be quite happy to serve him strong drinks and let him look down my top.

figgy said...

See, now Enty drives me craycray with lines like "if he even has sex with them (women)". The rumors of George being gay are so not either reliable or refutable, and since he's on my pass list, enquiring minds want to know! :-)

Cassiopeia said...

Marriage isn't for everyone. I'll never marry.
Any woman dating Geo knows his game going into it and if they think they're gonna change him then they deserve to be dumped for being so dense.

She recently tweeted a pic of herself and her flat 6 pack abs working out in Italy. Obvi not prego.

you know, it would be sad if LiLo died.

Seachica said...

Take a look at the other stories on the beforeitsnews site - I highly doubt this is a real news story. Also, the LiLo story isn't even in their list of Today's Top Stories. Smells like someone's trying to start an Internet rumor.

LiLo won't die until she's 27, sometime next year. She'll go out trying to become a martyr like so many other 27 Club folks.

gloaming said...

@libby I can't find the actual Krista Allen story yet, but I'll keep poking around..

Info about his whoring around is below...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2054440/Brief-encounters-Why-does-George-Clooney-stay-woman-months.html

I remember at the time, she was in a play in LA and was suffering from morning sickness, she was supposed to have confided to a friend that he was pressuring her to abort, she didn't want to, but she thought he'd stick around afterwards.....

gloaming said...

Oh, and apology accepted :-)

Brenda L said...

See Enty, I think you're wrong. Stacy is no Elisabetta. She's not stupid either. I think this relationship has a shelf life.

gloaming said...

@Libby- It was a Mike Walker story, I can't access their site here in the UK but, I wouldn't put it past Clooney.

CantHaveMyPurse said...

"when he has sex with women".......as opposed to having sex with.....?

MP said...

why doesn't anyone point out that if that was really a baby bump, it would be a couple inches higher? Seriously.

Another Josh said...

In his Rolling Stone interview, he said that masturbation is "essential," so perhaps he is autosexual.

O'Really said...

Idk what my problem is but every time George Clooney gets a girlfriend I am ALWAYS puzzled by his choice.

Sherry said...

I think Stacy has a shelf life as well. And yeah, George has been fixed. I think he's been confronted with the "I'm pregnant" in the past and he had a big surprise for them. Wonder if he shows them a Vasectomy Certificate.

And when someone posted Lilo being dead, as tragic as she was, it still made my heart sink.

libby said...

gloaming--I hope you read this, I'm late. Thanks for the info. It's really responsible of him to take care of HIS part of the equation, but it's awful if he really 'pressured' her. It may not have been aggressive pressure, but that's so hard for a woman, she doesn't need other people talking her into OR out of what's best for HER!

After he keeps dating the future most discreet ex-girlfriends of all time, and all his 'injuries' while dating, I do think he likes rough women. And dudes....JMo.

Anonymous said...

I really don't think George Clooney is gay. I've said this before and I'll say it again. ... I really think a bunch of jealous guys started this rumor years ago on all of the different celebrity sites out of jealousy, I swear to God !!

And George, dump that Keibler elf chick. I'll do anything you need or want, Baby !! (naughty giggle)

Anotheramy said...

I dont think George is gay either. I have also heard countless believable stories about his "injuries" and that he likes it rough. Not the cutesy Shades of Grey rough either.

Sadie Goes Electric said...

Stacy Kiebler has friends?

lutefisk said...

I have a feeling someday someone will spill the real dirt on George. I don't think he is straight. Just not sure what his story is.

mooshki said...

I like the Keibler Giant Elf, and I think she's way better than his last few gfs.

Clooney and Krista Allen dated for like 3 years, maybe in the early to mid '90s? I don't know if that abortion blind was true, but I've also heard he continued to help her get work after they broke up.

gloaming said...

Libby, I agree with everything you said. I'm normally doubtful about Mike Walker stories, but Krista and George had been getting back together over the years, then the pregnancy rumor started and she was dumped shortly after never to be seen again. And her initial response to the rumor was 'no comment' I mean lol wut!

Henriette said...

I remember the Krista Allen stories! She was totally in love with him and was near stalkerish about him.

I remember a story about how she went to some swank hotel to watch the Oscars and cry. I forgot where I read it though. The story painted her as very sad.

poovey-tunt said...

Why are people always trying to get George settled into marriage and/or fatherhood?

Centuries of 'it is immoral to not do your part to keep the human race alive and kicking'-type thinking, from the days when kids often didn't live to adulthood. This kind of thinking is not easy to shake off. I'm happily without children myself, but I still have a gut reaction to seeing obits for people who have no surviving children. It feels sadder, despite not wanting kids of my own. Then I tell myself it's the remnants of truly well-entrenched social and religious conditioning.

alliwholovessomuch said...

Oh oh Stacy will be pissed, this may shorten her time with grey God George, better get that career moving, look what happen to Elisabetta! ;)

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