Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Carrie Underwood sucks in her gut for Marie Claire. Well, it looks like that is what she is doing.

Halle Berry wants to make sure people notice she is pregnant.
Hayden P's boyfriend is no dummy. Lets her go through the waves first.
Apparently Hayden had enough after that.
A possibly, maybe pregnant, Jessica Alba takes a photo of her 100 employees.
Julie Bowen wandering the streets of NYC.
Also wandering the streets were Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.
Alica Keys does the Macarena.
It's a Hanson brother.

40 comments:

Boxes Little Boxes said...

Halle could also have guess.

It's like the DM around here. Walking around with your pregnant belly is FLAUNTING! Instead of heartburn at the bus stop.

Boxes Little Boxes said...

*GAS, but I guess a guess would work.

MontanaMarriott said...

Underwood is PAAAAAALLLEEEEE, girl get some bronzer or a tan,lol.

Halle trying to garner some interest in inevitable baby pics?

Seachica said...

Touch up alert on the Carrie underwood photo.

Jessica Biel is looking so much better since the wedding.

libby said...

Biel LOVES that fame! Look at her beam at paps!

Alicia Keys (like me) always seems to have awkward hair. Bless her heart. This is a bit June cleaver for her, imo. Heigl-rific.

libby said...

That Hanson reminds me of Patrick Swayze (sp) there

Anonymous said...

I loooove Halle's shirt.

Brenda L said...

The days of high-paying baby pics is past, I think.

Caraface said...

WTF happened to Julie Bowen? Give that broad a deep-fried bacon and cheese sandwich and a lard IV, stat.

bernbelle said...

Hey now, MontanaMarriot. Some of us love our pale skin and feel no need to pretend we're anything but nearly translucent. I say love who you are - don't fight it!

skimpymist said...

Jess actually looks much better here. I'm so used to seeing her dress like an old fart that this look is actually refreshing.

auntliddy said...

She didnt sell pics if nahla, and said she wld never sell pics of her children. So i dont think so

Anonymous said...

I don't have my glasses on, and I thought the Hanson brother was David Hasslehof.

auntliddy said...

All her clothes rock.

Anonymous said...

I saw the Honest products being sold at Fairway yesterday, in the all natural/health section took a browse. I have no young children. i wonder if its actually making money for her, she isnt acting

even though i suspect shes a loonboon, i love halles style, it fits her

MISCH said...

After one year of IVF of course Halle wants us to notice her "Miracle"

Count Jerkula said...

Hayden- Tiny betches RAWK!

Biel- Can't say no ta dat azzzzzzz

Alba- Love to find out if she is as unsexual as she looks or if she is a closet freak.

MnGddess said...

At least Justin gets dressed up to go out. I can't stand it when the women are dressed and the men look like shit.

Sylvia said...

Did Carrie have some work done on her face?

Can't stand Berry...Wonder how long before she also takes Oliver to court LOL...

Julie B. looks weird...

Can't stand Justin and his stupid nerdy glasses...

Alicia aka Homewrecker...

Kelly said...

Almost all of these people are insufferable.

Marieeee said...

Holy airbrush, Underwood!


Jessica Biel actually looks good.

Unknown said...

Yes, I agree - I want her whole closet!!

Unknown said...

I just signed up for Jessica Alba's Honest Company subscription yesterday. I've heard so many good things about her products so, I thought I'd try it out.

Jessie said...

Oh, it's mean to put that photo of Underwood up after seeing Coco Rocha rock the same pose yesterday.

NaughtyNurse said...

OK. I can't stand Justin's keratin-straightened hair. I just can't take a guy seriously who spends more time in a salon than I do.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Yup about being pale. Stay out of the sun, the wrinkles stay out of your skin. Hell, I'm so pale, the white, opaque sunscreen I use is darker than me!

Diane Marie said...

he looks like a younger(?), slightly bigger head smaller body David Hasselhoff

teg said...

I thought it was the Hoff!

Oopsy_Daisy said...

The last thing people need to do is fake their skin color. Why can't pale be beautiful? Taking care of your skin is NOT a bad thing. Not everyone wants to look different and some who do can't. Skin cancer, photosensitivity, burns, anyone?

Honest products are great. We are a green household, so we are constantly on the lookout for quality natural products. And their Pinterest boards are always cute.

Still hate Biel.

Popnursing said...

That's a bad, bad bra on Alica Keys. Like a mammogram under her dress.

Unknown said...

I did too!!! Im glad you see it too, I thought i was going blind.

Unknown said...

join the club!

Charlotte. said...

@count, I'm surprised no comment from you about how...white and...splashy that water looks hitting Hayden in the face. I can't be the only one whose mind went there. Especially with the size difference between her and her boyfriend, I'd imagine it looking rather like that

Kimberly Joyce said...

KILL: Hansen brother
FUCK: Hansen brother
MARRY: Hansen brother

Charlotte. said...

I hope not in that order

AndyCane said...

Times I wish there was a like button. Kudos to you Charlotte, kudos to you.

Jessie said...

Charlotte that was pure gold!

Surrender Dorothy said...

I was waiting for someone to point this out. Buncha bland betches.

Anonymous said...

Justin looks like he hasnt' had sex for six months. And Biel looks like she's, as happy as Alicia Keys!

ureallyannoyme said...

Carrie Underwood looks like Dooce, aka Heather Armstrong. I don't know which woman or graphic designer should be insulted.

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