Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Today's Blind Items - He Tries To Hide It

This Academy Award winner/nominee is almost A list. He has been almost A list forever. He is a very good actor which is how he convinces people that he is straight. He even has women he has gone on dates with convinced he is straight. The fact that he enjoys watching gay porn while he has sex usually clues them in to the fact he is at least bi, if not gay. He has had several boyfriends over the years and is much more close to them than any women. The women in his life tend to be there for a week or two, which is usually long enough  for the tabloids to say he is dating and then there is never a second story. It is always one and done and he does it once or twice a year. He says it makes people think he is a ladies man, when in fact, he loves to dress up like a lady. It is one of his favorite things to do. You can always tell when he has been doing it and going out in public rather than just at home because it is the only time he usually has no facial hair.

86 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Keanu Reeves

Unknown said...

Jake Gyllenhaal

FSP said...

R D J

Audrey said...

Keanu is bi, and Jake basically has been outed. I still think Bradley Cooper bats for the other team, so I'm going with him.

Unknown said...

not rdj - he is married with a baby, and has a son thats 20.

SKOR said...

I suppose James Franco would be too obvious, so I'll go with Jake G.

Unknown said...

tom cruise - i've never seen him with facial hair so i don't think this is him.

bcoop is a good guess, but i'm not sure if he has been a-list forever?

johnny depp doesnt fit due to his marriage and long term relationships.

any other ideas?

MontanaMarriott said...

Scratch the KR guess, I thought due to the facial hair remark but he was never nominated for an Oscar which I thought he was for "My Own Private Idaho" Back to the drawing board.

TotallyDistracted said...

Has to be Jake G. All clues fit.

KPeony said...

Franco?

Sue T. said...

I don't think Jake G. has been "outed" -- granted, gossip fans have been hearing these gay rumors for years, but the public at large hasn't. I found an article titled Jake Gyllenhaal Confirms Cross-Dressing Fetish. Of course, it turns out he claims to have been turned on by seeing the Goopster dressed like a boy in "Shakespeare in Love," but I wonder if someone at E! knew something and was having a bit of fun with that headline. The facial hair thing certainly fits Jakey.

Middle-aged Diva (Carol) said...

RDJ has LONG thought to be at least bi, if not closeted gay.

carolinec said...

i'm on the Keanu train

Jaded Horror Geek said...

Clooney?

Unknown said...

what about joaquin phoenix?

MontanaMarriott said...

Franco and Cooper both have Oscar noms but Cooper was married and can't say he has been A forever. Hmmm I think it is Franco

crila16 said...

Toothy Tile...Jakey G.

Cathy said...

If they've been A list "forever" then I think it's someone older than Franco.

asher said...

Adrien Brody?

Ellin said...

Pacino!

iheartgoss said...

I agree it's Jake G. He's definitely not "out" to the world. And the last few years since Reese has had weird and random dates with girls to be followed by nothing else until enough time passes we see him out with another famous girl.

Basil said...

But Jake G went out with Dunst and Witherspoon for a long time each. Doesn't really fit the 1 or 2 date thing. Unless this blind is referring to more recent dating patterns.

Rose said...

I would say at this point with Iron Man/Avengers and Sherlock Holmes RDJ is A List, not almost.

I'm not sure about Franco. I don't think this would be surprising at all, he's even had a magazine cover dressed as a women. He doesn't strike me as a ladies man either or someone with a string of girls. I think he dated a model for a long time. I know a long time ago he dated that young girl from The Practice (or whatever show came before Boston Legal).

Finine said...

Jeff Goldblum

MrPresident said...

Leonardo

Unknown said...

franco also recently dated ashley benson. he seems pretty open about experimenting. didnt he make a film about kinky sex?

jake fits, except for the ladies' man part. his public image is more low-key, artsy, quiet.

adrien brody might be a good guess, too.

The Real Dragon said...

Hmmmm

Unknown said...

@mrpres, leo is a+ list. not almost a.

Staple611 said...

My first thought was Bradley Cooper, but you guys have talked me out of that.

Meagan said...

The problem with it being Jake, Cooper, Keanu, RDJ or Clooney is that it says this person is "ALMOST A-List" and has been forever. I think all of those guys are definite A-List or have been at one point or the other. I think it may be someone more like Adrian Grenier-- he is well known but not quite A-list. Not saying it is him, but someone that caliber....

Kelly said...

I thought Jake. In the last few years it does fit. He'll be "seen" with some little model type and then you don't hear anything else for a long while.

nevermindthat said...

@FSP you love throwing RDJ out there to get people in an uproar don't you. I love it.:) I still think he is bi by the way ( and that kind of turns me on) but this is not him.

All othere commenters FSP knows that RDJ is married with kids.

Gypsy said...

T. E. Cuz said...
not rdj - he is married with a baby, and has a son thats 20.

Because gay people can't reproduce or get married? ;)

I give you Elton John. :D

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

rocky619ca said...

Jamie Fox

Unknown said...

lol gypsy. not to say that he can't do that. of course they can.

i was saying, that behavior does not fit the blind. rdj seems very close with susan, which would go against the clue in the blind that he's closer to males. also the blind never mentions that the individual has any major commitments, i.e. a marriage or children.

nevermindthat said...

@Gypsy in T.E. Cruz defense the blind says the actor often has different girlfriends and RDJ has been with Susan for almost 10 years.

It's definetely not Keanu Reeves because the blind also says he's a pretty good actor. LOL. I love Reeves but come on.

~Z~ said...

Good Lord! Adrian Brody is so UGLY as a man, he would be unbelievably ugly as a woman....OMG!
Leo fits.

Bacon Ranch said...

Ted wasn't nominated for anything, was it? Because I get some weeeeeiiiirrrd vibes from Seth MacFarlane.

CJ said...

Jude Law?

(And I know it's crazy and I'm alone in this one, but I adore Adrian Brody and he's on my free pass list with my husband. Shhh, don't tell.)

Unknown said...

I keep going back to 'almost A list forever' clue. Maybe someone like James Spader or someone from his era. Any older guys that might fit -Oscar nom/winner- usually facial hair?

Mala Propism said...

I think the "almost" in "almost A list forever" got missed by a lot of people.
@Meagan's right, it has to be someone who is the unmarried, mostly scruffy but occasionally clean-shaven, still bachelor type.
Does Adrian Brody qualify?

~Z~ said...

CJ ~ Didn't mean to insult your free pass choice, sorry!
But you are not alone, I know a lot of women think he is hot.

Seth McFarland is a good guess. He is weird for sure.

Tyger Lilly said...

A major defining role for Jake G was in Brokeback Mountain - I don't think a closeted actor who was be afraid of being outed would take on such a high-profile "gay" role. I have always half suspected that Heath knocked up Michelle Williams around that time just to say, "Hey look everybody, I really dig chicks!". As for James Franco, he just doesn't strike me as the type to care that much. I think if he were gay or bi he would probably not hide it.

thenaughtyvicar said...

Not Adrien Brody. He has had at least one long-term relationship with the woman he bought that tacky "castle" for.

Tyger Lilly said...

Someone mentioned Leo, and oddly enough, without getting into too many sordid details, I was @ a party in the Hollywood Hills around 2001 that was mostly gay men & complete decadence. Lots of sex & drugs & I did see a few familiar faces, nobody spectacular - except... Now my judgement was a little (a lot?) cloudy, but I swear I saw Leonardo there. I didn't look too closely (I was into my own thing and there were many rooms with many things I didn't want to see), but this was definitely a primarily gay men's scene. I convinced myself it probably wasn't him, just some rent boy with a strong resemblance looking for a new sugar daddy. I don't know... You be the judge.

nevermindthat said...

CJ you are not alone; I find something quite sexy about A. Brody.

I can't stand his famewhore of an ex girfriend Elsa Patacky who has now gotten her greedy little paws wrapped so tight around Chris Hemsworth that the jaws of life couldn't remove them.

Miri said...

It's eitherJoaquin or Jake. They're the only one who fits.

Everyone else is either married, or no longer relevant in the acting world. Brody, Greener, etc, have all fallen to a B- or lower, and only retain name recognition now.

I'm going with Joaquin because Jake hasn't fooled anyone into thinking he's straight since 2004. And he also hasn't done much in the acting world lately to still be an almost A in my opinion while Joaquin obvious has, and he may even be an A.

Blaze818 said...

Agree on this one. Keanu was almost married to his bandmate Geffen jr.

Claritysk said...

I think the forever dictates age... So an old aged man... Maybe Tom hanks? To I guess he is not a womanizer lol.

sandybrook said...

Jakey G is always a safe guess for this stuff.

LucasH said...

I would scratch the Franco guess. He is not shy about gay stuff, he strikes me as the honest type. If he was closeted, there's nooooo way he'd have done some of his more recent projects.

FrenchGirl said...

Toothy Tiles or James Franco

Furiously Curious said...

I can't imagine Joaquin at any point ever getting into the closet, let alone staying there. He does not care about traditional leading man roles and he does not play the Hollywood game.

Caraface said...

@CJ - you're not alone. When he cleans up, he cleans up GOOD. I have a thing for dudes with larger noses (see: Christopher Eccleston, Zachary Quinto).

I immediately thought Bradley Cooper with this blind, but I don't think he's "almost A" - he's bona fide A list now, right?

Unknown said...

Joaquin isn't gay lol. He was with Liv for 3-4 years and a woman named Topaz Page-Green for 4-5 years. You never see him in the tabloids either.

He's also was/never will be a list. Talented but will never be a movie star. JP gained fame w/Gladiator in 2006, which doesn't fit with the "almost forever" part. Dude isn't even metrosexual so can't imagine him in drag. He looks like shit half the time.

I think it's someone older. My guesses are Jim Carrey, Robin Williams or Jamie Foxx.

Bravura said...

I really like the Jaime Foxx guess but after seeing him in Django Unchained he just screams masculinity to me.

Could Owen Wilson be considered an option?

And I confess to loving The Afghanhound aka, Adrian Brody as well. I have a thing for masculine non-pretty men and there is something about him that intrigues me. That and he had gorgeous eyes and a great smile. But I digress. .

Bravura said...

Scratch that. He and his girl just had a baby.

Jeneral said...

Sounds like Franco to me. The dating history fits.

MaxineAlisha said...

What about Josh Hartnett? Also pictured with girls out and about but never really serious?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2324707/Josh-Hartnett-sees-girlfriend-Tamsin-Egerton-travels-enjoy-romantic-city-stroll.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Leah said...

I find Joaquin Phoenix to be so damn sexy. Even when he looks like he hasn't washed in days. My husband always gets lucky when I see Joaquin in a movie!

Leah said...

I find Joaquin Phoenix to be so damn sexy. Even when he looks like he hasn't washed in days. My husband always gets lucky when I see Joaquin in a movie!

Audrey said...

@125, good point. When I said Jake was out, I really meant that to all us "know it alls", he's out. ;-)

Ivs said...

@Bravura +1 on masculine non-pretty men! Men with strong features always catch my interest; pretty boys and "cute" guys have never really been my thing, lol.

So obviously, agree with the ladies who wouldn't kick Adrian Brody out of bed. He's hot!

Unknown said...

It say academy award winner/nominee doesn't that mean they won and Oscar and been nominated at least twice? That elimate cooper, Leo, jake g, Keanu, franco, Joaquin, RDJ, josh & Owen. Jamie foxx is the best guess. He did play Wanda on living color and he hasn't if every had an stable relationship. I would say clooney but he isn't almost A list status right now. He as A as you can get right now. Al Pacino to be different, he been a list forever but isn't as A list right now. Never been married either.

Fijigrrl said...

I think Jake G. He was nominated for Brokeback Mountain.

Sarah said...

It says "very good actor"

Sarah said...

+1
Jake has always been a guy's guy

Count Jerkula said...

@TygerLilly: +1 for using "rent boy"!

flowerpower said...

Love him, but this is Jim Carrey.

nevermindthat said...

Tae Scott what Enty means by academy award winner/nominee is that they have either won an award or they have been nominated for them.
LEO & RdJ fits but Enty now considers RDJ A+ actor and Leo is still an A not almoat A.

NaughtyNurse said...

I'm not sure who this is, but I have to think it is somebody who is more of a character actor, with a face that isn't as easily recognizable as someone like Jake or the others mentioned so far. If the guy is going out in public dressed as a woman, he isn't somebody who immediately leaps to mind. He is ALMOST A list and not easily recognizable, which makes me think we need to look at Academy Award nominated SUPPORTING actors who usually have facial hair.

NaughtyNurse said...

I don't know. I give up. Maybe Enty fudged the "almost A list thing."

Unknown said...

I've been thinking and still say no way to Phoenix. How could he be almost forever a-list? He almost ruined his career during his I'm still here bs. The Master got him a oscar nod but it didn't do well at the bo. Too unlikable to be a list.

Jake is starting to make sense. He wants to be a-list but he failed with Prince of Persia. Boy can't open a film which keeps him from being a list. I do believe Reese thought he was straight. Don't see her being a beard.

NaughtyNurse said...

Maybe it is Jake. He would make a much prettier girl than his sister does!

Henriette said...

I'm torn between Joaquin Phoenix and James Franco due to the dating history. Joaquin has been around a long time, and he DOES care about his career. He plays that he doesn't, but he backtracked big time when he went nuts a few years ago.

Franco will do anything for attention, but he would not come out and say he is gay. He is too ambitious and knows roles dry up when you come out of the closet.

My last option is Kevin Spacey, but I think he came out in London.

Jenn said...

Tyler Perry ;-)

Unknown said...

Eddie Murphy

He's been dating a string of women since his divorce. Remember when he picked up a tranny?

The boys at Datalounge seem to think Al Pacino is hiding something. He would be forever almost A-list with his history despite his career's decline.

blabla said...

Jeremy Renner

Hegg said...

I think Mickey Rourke. I know a lot ppl would guess Jake G. I've seen him up here in Vancouver with a couple of women though and I have to say that he doesn't seem gay at all. I mean, he isn't a sleaze either ....but I don't think he's gay, he just acted gay very well.

Unknown said...

Mickey Rourke is a great guess. He would fit the almost forever a-list part.

I did some digging and was able to eliminate Joaquin. He was with Heather Christie months before shooting began on The Master. He talked about how she encouraged him to do the film. The shooting started on June 2011. He was with her until the end of 2012. According to inside sources, that is true and he was seen with her during that time. So he's just coming out of a 2-year relationship.

Couldn't eliminate Jake or Franco.

Surrender Dorothy said...

I absolutely think this is Mickey Rourke! I even did my "research" (wiki & imdb) and am convinced. I was so excited as I scrolled through the comments thinking I was going to be the first to guess it but Hegg beat me to it by a few hours ;)
Anyway this fits him to a T, and I also seem to recall reading something here on cdan before about his love for cross-dressing.

Unknown said...

I think you ladies go it. Here's an old item suspected to be about Rourke.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/07/todays-blind-items-he-loves-them.html

Nyan said...

Didn't James Franco admit to being bi?? I seem to recall an interview with him saying he was. So, I don't believe this is him. Phoenix would make sense, especially with him showing up everywhere with his sister rather than a date.

bluesangria said...

Mickey Rourke. Just 'cause.

Cevanna said...

Jesse Eisenberg?

pudrox said...

Bradley Cooper...

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