Today's Blind Items - He Calls It A Buffet
This guy is a celebrity. Barely. It is who he is married to that gives him his celebrity. She is at the top of the top. I don't know what it is about the guys she picks, but she does not have a good track record. For being such a perceived goody goody, she certainly finds the guys who love to cheat on her. Every relationship she has been in, the guys either cheat with other women or other guys. Her latest sticks to the women. He calls his place of business a buffet. There is nothing he loves more now than going to lunch and handing out his card and being recognized for who he is and not just for what he does. He tells his recruits that he is in an open relationship and despite everyone knowing he is married, he has no problems finding women who want to be with him. Lots of women. He has always been that way in every relationship and his wife must have known. Every chance he gets and there are lots when she is out of town he will head off to the hotel across the street from where he works and have a little lunch before suggesting a private audition. He loves that his buffet of women comes after a buffet lunch.
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Julia Roberts and Danny Moder? or Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth?
Reese and Jim Toth? Since he's an agent he would be around a lot of women who want to make it in the business.
I was thinking Jim Toth. We know that Philippe cheated on her with other women and I'd assume that Jakey saw guys while they "dated."
Cris Judd
Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian.
The 'his wife must have known' is because of Leann taking him from Brandi, and during that relationship he cheated with more women. Brandi also claims she had sex with him when he was with Leann.
Kate Winslet's hubby?
Yep. Jim Toth. Reese strikes me as the typical type-A personality, needing so much control over her life. Reminds me of Taylor Swift. Who also dated Jake G... I don't think sex is a necessity for either of them.
I thought Toth for this one too.
Eddie Cibrian is a celebrity in his own right because he is an actor (a shitty one, but still) and isn't only known because of who he is married to. Based on this description, we're talking about someone like Cash Warren, Jim Toth, Britney's exes (when she was with them), Jessica Simpson's fiance, etc.
I was thinking Jessica Simpson, since she has always dated cheating idiots. Well except for her 1st husband, who seemed OK. But the "audition" line seems like he might be an agent or producer, which would imply Reese Witherspoon. That would be sad. Her first husband was a cheating dog, and we have all read the rumors about Jake G.
Scratch Judd
Queen Elizabeth and Philip Duke of Edinburgh... Not a serious guess but doesn't get any more "top of the top" than her
Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber?
Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber?
On the Reese/Toth train for this line alone:
Every relationship she has been in, the guys either cheat with other women or other guys. Her latest sticks to the women.
She dated Jake G, widely rumored to be gay, and Philippe was rumored to have cheated on her, too.
jimmy 'buffet' toth
reese and her guy fit perfectly.
Whoever is currently with Katie Price, although she's top of the top anymore.
Nick Cannon and Mariah? The other guesses probably work better, but it could fit them as well?
Originally I thought J-Lo until it said "...Her latest sticks to the women."
I'm thinking Reese "Do you know who I am" Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth.
Didnt Cindy ex cheat w/ gerbils?
Exactly @Cathy!
Something about the phrase "top of the top" makes me think "top model."
(Gee, maybe it was the word top.)
Not actress, methinks.
It say top of the top. Lean rimes wish. Queen Elizabeth a good guess lol but I'm going with Reese. The goody goody give it away. Plus she was with jake who banged guys and Ryan got another chick pregnant allegedly.
Natalie Portman and her husband. He is currently the director of the Paris Opera Ballet
I am sorry but Reese looks like she would be so unbearably uptight to be around, much less be married to. She also, obviously, is not good in bed, and I doubt she ever is really into it. Of course they cheat, she is controlling, neurotic, nagging, and bad in bed. Not sure why they marry her in the first place though if they know what she is like.
There seems to be a Hyatt across the street from the CAA office in Century City, I assume that's where Toth works--
I guess Reese gas graduated to the biggest actress in the business according to Enty because everything he wrote fits her exactly except for that.
Nick Cannon and Mariah? She definitely fits 'the top of the top' more than anyone else. Plus Nick is the host of America's Got Talent.
I was on the fence with this one between that creepy-a$$ Cibrian and Toth, but @saycheese pushed me over the edge with that "buffet" comment... Nice one!
So as much as I don't doubt Leann is getting what "comes around", I'm agreeing with the Toth guess!
My first thought was Anne Hathaway's husband. She's a perceived goody goody and she's picked some real losers in the past(The criminal guy). But I think Reese's husband is a better fit especially with the "private audition" part.
Sounds like Reese W and Jim Toth to me
Sounds like Reese W and Jim Toth to me
Plenty of rumors Reesie-poo is into the laydeez so what would she care if he kept himself busy. So many photos of her falling out of restaurants drunk in his company. Jim is her drinking buddy. She is NOT a happy camper that one.
My first thought was Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, with Tom the cheater with men and AI for the private auditions....
My first thought was Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, with Tom the cheater with men and AI for the private auditions....
I was thinking Reese and Jim Toth too. I hope not.
...oh yeah...forgot about Natalie Portman and her husband. He would be an unknown if it wasn't for Natalie.
My first hunch was also Anne Hathaway, because of the goody goody description, but I don't know what her husband does for a living. If he isn't an agent/manager/producer or director, then it's got to be Reese and her husband.
I with Rockford and the MartiniNurse with AnnE being my first though, because of the poor track record.
Jessica Alba & Cash?
@Freya. LOL! I was thinking Anne Hathaway until I got to that line.
My first thought was Jim Toth. Reese is definitely A list and has a "goody goody" image. Ryan Phillipe was a cheater. Toth is also an agent so could likely "audition" talent that he might want to represent.
I go with Natalie P. Because ballet/buffet.
I think Witherspoon's hubby too. First Phillipe, then Gillinhall now this one.
It's Reese. Bummer. I really liked her until I saw the DUI video....
Oprah and Stedman.
I just don't know what to say...Reese, I think we know who you are now...
Too funny. Though I can't decide who bores me more-the Parrot Head or the Drink Monster.
Yup. Perfect set up. He's just doing his JOB.
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