This permanent B list because of some hardware mostly movie actor is married. Never one to let his vows stand in the way of a good time he was extra skeezy this weekend when he kept trying to pick up women and told them they needed to host him or they needed to go to the back of the club and have sex because he didn't have enough cash for a hotel room and his wife checked his credit card statements.
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26 comments:
Costner
Hardware? Huh?
Handcuffs. I'm guessing he got arrested?
What a charmer!
I took hardware to mean an award.
What kind of married Hollywood player don't have a slush fund for skanks? Dude can't call his agent or someone and tell them to book a room for him?
Where Quaid or Costner out this weekend? Costner has a band, where they playing somewhere?
Whose career hasn't quite recovered after being arrested and is married?
Matthew Fox, Nick Stahl, Edward Furlong, Gerard Depardieu?
Maybe hardware means an ankle bracelet? Like maybe he's A list except he can't drink or go anywhere? If so, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a tool.
I assumed "permanent B list because of some hardware" was referring to his not dropping lower because he's got a big dick. Clearly I'm mistaken.
I was thinking the ShamWow guy, but I guess that isn't hardware. Also, sadly, his career tanked when he punched a hooker who bit his tongue and wouldn't release.
Snort
Has he never heard of an ATM?
Mark Walburg thanks to hardware worn during Boogie Nights
Obviously he didnt want to be bothered. Back of the room good enough for her. Guys prob crawling with std's.
Im going with Quaid. Hes a playa.
@Snapdragon - That's exactly what I thought, too. Lol.
I read the hardware part as having a big jank so my guess jon hamm
Not now Ironman! I mean that's hardware. I kid I kid, I know RDJ's A++++++++++++++++++ on here.
I'm reading hardware as trophy and someone who's broke. So imma sayin Cuba Gooding Jr.
Clearly hardware means a chastity belt.
The only hardware that would help maintain your list level, would be an award and maybe multiples tht cross genres, Oscar, Emmy, Tony, etc., thus the generic "hardware".
Or maybe something like a Golden Globe?
Classy. Hold me back.
This sounds good.
Wifey keeping those snowdog $$$ locked up tight.
Bwahahahaha! This must be the married actor version of "wanna come to my room? We gotta be quiet so we don't wake up my mom. But she'll probably make us breakfast"
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