Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Blind Item #4

This former B- list reality star and now a solid D who is part of a group of reality stars that have a straight line for a family tree was told as a joke she would have to have sex with several people on a reality show if she was cast. She said, as long as I don't have to have more than two people a day, that is fine. when they told her it was a joke, she said, she would be willing to do so anyway if it would help with ratings.

26 comments:

T.R. Slyder said...

Mama June

Unknown said...

I think I just threw up a little.
Lmao

Publicus said...

Dina Blohan

Portland Foodie said...

Heidi from the hills

Unknown said...

Britny Gastineau

hothotheat said...

Ew.

plokzy said...

Brooke Hogan

plokzy said...

Brooke Hogan

WareCat said...

no more then two a day? this ho has standards!

HJ said...

A ho's gotta have standards.

D Brown said...

What's straight line for a family tree? Raised by a single parent?

figgy said...

Straight for a family tree means lots o' incest. Reproducing with cousins...or worse.

sandybrook said...

I like the Gastineau guess.

WareCat said...

@figgy, i have a black & white little cat named figgy!!! we call her "piggy figgy" cuz she refuses to eat any dry or canned cat food. just lunch meat.
she also has one eye. she's fukn' badass!

Karrots said...

One of the girls from that Buckwild show. I don't know any of their names and I consider that a good thing.

Hazeldazel said...

straight line for a family tree... think about hearing the ole' banjo music from Deliverance and you'll get it.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

That was just a mean prank for them to play.

Mark said...

< Insert Teen Mom name here >

AKM said...

Danielle Staub? To get back no RHONJ, of which the whole cast is made up of basically two families? (Gorga/Giudice/Wakile/Pierri and Laurita/Manzo)

AKM said...

*get back ON...

New Life and Attitude said...

I always thought a lot of inbreeding meant that instead of a family tree it was more like a tangled bush.

Jenn said...

Just a whole bunch of the same family, means the family tree doesn't split off. ooh, I bet her toes don't either, they're all fused together into a fleshy hoof. The mental picture I just gave myself, acccck!

I'm going to have a chocolate break to cleanse my brain of such horrors.

di butler said...

Why do I get the feeling this is an attempt on a redneck/Southern/inbred/white trash stereotype?

Answer :Because it's the internet. Where you'd never call someone else "ghetto trash," however, daddy f*cking trailer trash? Always welcomed.

Persiaa said...

Cersei, Real Housewives of Winterfell.

rajahcat said...

like the Cersei guess......

Anonymous said...

Ruby : if you have tinned cranberry sauce, throw up in that then make lasagne. Honey booboo loves that shit.

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