Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Your Turn

Do you think about other people than the one you are with during sex?

59 comments:

Bulldog Fart said...

Poot!

Unknown said...

nope, usually no need

Karen said...

I bet that Enty only asked this to get Count Jerkula's detailed answer.

WareCat said...

wtf kinda "your turn" is this?
i should start coming up w/ my own "your turn".


Give me your best horror story in two sentences.

now that'll make you think for a bit.

Robert said...

It's been so long since I had sex that I've forgotten.

Anonymous said...

Black male porn stars........sometimes.

Bacon Ranch said...

Yep. Then I realized I was in an Allstate commercial.

At least it wasn't Aflac. Or Gieco.
That would have been just plain weird.

J Ruth said...

Aw, you think of me?! ;)

lazyday603 said...

Men are supposed to think about sports so they can last longer.

TV Junkie said...

Nope. I am focused solely on what is happening wherever I am!

Lurker Girl said...

@warecat Suspense filled anticipation. Kubrick's masterpiece, The Shining

Unknown said...

@Karen

Lol, probably.
Maybe Enty is a secret jerkulady.

Kelly said...

Nope!

Anotheramy said...

I think about the old Enty

skimpymist said...

Lol good one.

skimpymist said...

I think about crispy bacon and maybe Shia

Jason Blue Eyes said...

With my last girlfriend, I couldn't stop thinking about having sex with her.

So I guess my answer is ...nope.

WareCat said...

@Lurker Girl,
After I got done reading my daughter a bed time story, she says "Mama, there's someone underneath my bed."
I look underneath her bed, & there is my daughter hiding, saying "Mama there's someone on my bed."



muah,ha,ha,ha!

jpahere said...

When I am having sex with someone else I usually fantasize I am masturbating.

Gayeld said...

Real life or favorite movie?

Kels said...

I do sometimes. Or I'm just not there at all. It gets boring. I'm not really a fan, I could live without it. I do it cause they want to and I'm ggg.

rhinovodka said...

no, but I sometimes run "my to do list" through my head, like I should be doing something else besides this.

Count Jerkula said...

Only if I'm boning a really hot chick. Then I think about a Sandra Bernhard and Roseanne tag team, so I don't blow my load too quick.

Other wise I'm too busy thinking about my dick or her orgasm, depending on where we are in the session.

Count Jerkula said...

@Ruby Soho: LOL!

saucyjane said...

Everybody but.

B626 said...

Beige

Unknown said...

I do think about the one I'm having sex with frequently, but I certainly think about other people as well!

Unknown said...

@Jason Blue Eyes, you really are working on getting every straight chick here to fall for you, aren't you? ;)

VeeBee said...

No, but I imagine that I personally am someone else.

SoggyCrunch said...

WareCat...too bad you pulled that straight from Reddit.

WareCat said...

@SoggyCunt, it was supposed to be all in fun, bitch.

J Ruth said...

I'm blushing JBE. How flattering!

J Ruth said...

Jokes aside my answer is that it depends how long I've been banging them. New guy? I'm probably focused. Been dating for years? If it's just your typical Wednesday night "business time" I'm probably thinking about when I'm going to do laundry or what time I should hit the gym tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Tee hee hee hee

Count Jerkula said...

If Enty is a secret Jerkulady, and he/she/it is fishing for alone time motivation, then an up coming your turn should be "Have you ever played teen runaway and biker trash?"

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

As my sexual life usually involves just my hand and I, yes I do.

nevermindthat said...

ummm yes I have in the past but I always pretend it's one of my favorite celebrities such as Idris Elba or RDJ.

Now I'm with a new guy and I only think about him and then RDJ.

Mango said...

Yes, I did get a class ring, but I lost it one day in the kitchen when I took it off when I was making meat loaf.

Unknown said...

Mango, you win the Internet today!!
I just laughed Dr. Pepper out of my nose, lol

Unknown said...

hahaha @Count....I sense there is another story involved there?

SoggyCrunch said...

Using people's work without giving credit is always in good fun.
You're just pissed you're not creative enough to come up with a decent one on your own and you got called on it.
Bitch.

WareCat said...

first off SaggyCrotch, nobody fukn' uses reddit. i saw that shit on tumblr. did i fukn say it was my own? no, so eat a snickers & calm the fuck down.

Bit dams said...

Yes. Of course. Surprised to read so many no's. I get bored easily.

trainrides said...

Dammit, @Mango! I was munching on almonds and now my keyboard just looks all kinds of gross.

And yes. Usually, hot bald guys: Idris Alba, Matt Scannell, the old Enty ;)

Frufra said...

Mango for President!

Tru Leigh said...

Sex? I can't remember that far back.

bar fly said...

"eat a snickers, you're kind of a buzz kill when you're hungry" thank you for that ware cat :):)

OKay said...

I'm with Me. I think about other people all the time, and I assume Mr. Kay does too! I'm pretty shocked by all the denials. I think you're all lying. L

Jenn said...

@nevermindthat, I'm very glad imaginations can clone hot men. Idris is one of mine as well.

NaughtyNurse said...

Absolutely. And I would be shocked if my Naughty husband didn't, also!

sosayscyndi said...

My husband hung posters of my favorite musician all around our bed. It's all good.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Nope - nice one. ;)

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Iceberg - just the single ones. ;)

Jacq said...

Fuck yes I do, I've been married for 6 years (together for 10). I still think about my ex.

Kassandra said...

I'm either really in the moment and really focused on what we're doing or fantasizing about anonymous people but specific situations. I'm weird, i know. Once in a relationship, usually always the latter.

Henriette said...

If I'm thinking while having sex, something is very wrong.

Anonymous said...

Bulldog: you're thinking of Steve Irwin,

Anonymous said...

I'm w you Rubes : my husband packs some sexy ranga man meat.

Unknown said...

Honestly no. I'm lucky enough to be married to the hottest piece of man meat ever. I'm just lucky i guess ;-)

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