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Blind Items Revealed

August 19, 2011

#2 - This reality star turned celebrity turned lead actor in really bad movies should really stop juicing up. Apparently when he made the moves on his much younger co-star (who is an incredible foreign born actress you have never heard of but has terrible taste in guys) he was unable to go from six to midnight. He blamed being tired, but it is because of the roids. They tried again the next day but still nothing.

Johnny Knoxville/Juno Temple

12 comments:

NaughtyNurse said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!

timebob said...

Johnny literally broke his penis in a jackass stunt years ago.

He just has a lot of penis issues.

sandybrook said...

He's a jackass and useless POS who should be cleaning toilets for a living.

oldauntfannie said...

Whatever... I'd let Knoxville rub his half staff roid rage peen allllll over me any day. Haters.

OKay said...

That's quite an image, fannie. Enjoy.




eeeek.

bekH said...

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this one. Doesn't Johnny use a colostomy bag? I'm no doc, but it seems like rounds would be an especially bad idea. No?

Pig Tracks said...

Bad Grandpa can't get it up?

Kept in Cages said...

Knoxville has to use a catheter twice a day so it would make sense he couldn't maintain an erection.

http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2010-10-15/johnny-knoxville-talks-about-his-horrible-penis-related-injuries/

witchingmetal said...

i haven't seen him recently, but knoxville seemed to have a naturally tall, slim athletic build and doesn't strike me as someone who would turn to steroids

if there is any truth to his impotence i'd say its a result of above mentioned penis injuries

D Brown said...

Like Juno, she has genuine talent, but rather disappointed if JK is her real life taste in men.

SugaMama said...

Yeah and he's married I thought

Alexa Rose said...

I like Juno's acting, that's all I got.

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