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Blind Items Revealed

March 16, 2014

This married former A+list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner who still thinks of himself as the biggest star on the planet is actually an A again after a drop to B. The aging actor hired a hooker for the night but kept her less than 30 minutes. Our actor chose to leave his socks and his makeup on during the 30 minute session. I didn't know he wore makeup.

Nicolas Cage

31 comments:

LottaColada said...

I thought most actors wore makeup. Even off set.

Seven of Eleven said...

Why did he hire a hooker? You said before he shares his girlfriends with his son, why not call one of them?

Dexamyl said...

Has there ever been an actor who's gone so far with little talent and a grotesque face?

sandybrook said...

Hey he did the Hooker a favor she made some money didn't have to stay with him and could go out and make aime more.

sandybrook said...

*some*

derek harvey said...

TMI

Penelope said...

EWWWWWW

sugarbread maker said...

valley girl is the shit

sugarbread maker said...

his guyliner addiction needs an intervention.. he and evan ross need a sit down

MeanieRhysie said...

@Dexamyl...but there was once a charm about him. Once...

The Real Dragon said...

Is he married? Let him get whatever hooker he wants

The Real Dragon said...

Well damn he is married. Nvm I'll hide on the corner now

Sherry said...

Aside from Raising Arizona I have never seen his appeal. And only then cuz it's a Coen Bros movie and they can make everyone look good.

B626 said...

Why did I have to read this after eating lunch?

Rose Lizenberg said...

How is he A list? His new movie "Left Behind" is a remake of that Christian movie Kirk Cameronworst made back in 2000. He's resorting to faith-based movies that your conservative Uncle's pastor recommends during every Sunday service. PLEEEEASE!!

All Lace no Leather said...

I loved him in Valley Girl, liked him in a few others after that. Lately not so much.

AngelBear said...

I adored him in Valley Girl, too. But for me, it was all downhill for him after that. And that song, Melt With You, from the movie has been one of my lifetime favorites.

Gayeld said...

Loved him (and everyone else) in that so much.

"TURN TO THE RIGHT!"

trudi said...

Poor Kevin Costner took so much abuse on the original BI thread.

Dena said...

He was in a lot of good movies at one time - Valley Girl, Raising Arizona, Peggy Sue Got Married, Moonstruck, Wild at Heart, Leaving Las Vegas...then he lost it or something. Socks on is a deal-breaker.

teresa crane said...

Of course Nic Cage wears makeup! LOL

SVixen said...

Like father, like son

SVixen said...

Like father, like son

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

I used to have a huge crush on him. I thought he oozed sex appeal and masculinity.

I always admired the fact that he changed his name from Coppola to Cage when he started acting. Plus I adore Patricia Arquette (who doesn't get the attention or respect she deserves - I think she's one of the best, most natural actresses EVER). He was married to her.

He has horrible posture though, his shoulders are hunched and his head sticks out like a turkey vulture.

PghGirl said...

gross

AngelBear said...

@Prunella - your description of Nicolas Cage is hilarious: "his shoulders are hunched and his head sticks out like a turkey vulture."

I recently saw him in that movie Next and something didn't look right with him. His head looked disproportionately small and it looked like his hairpiece/wig/weave was too big and always in the wrong place, as if his hair did not fit his head and his head did not fit his body. I was distracted by that during the entire movie. The movie had a nice concept though (being able to have a glimpse into the immediate future).

john b. said...

I knew someone from awhile back who worked as his personal assistant. She said he was just plain weird.

B. Profane said...

Almost no male actors wear makeup when not working. It's enough of a bitch to deal with the zits and gunk from wearing it when you're working.

Clark St. said...

Owen Wilson

auntliddy said...

He is such a f*cking weirdo.

MinPinGirl said...

Gawd! Does anybody give a flying fuck about him anymore?

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