Saturday, October 04, 2014

Blind Item #5

This B list celebrity/actress offspring was in the bathroom when the subject of #1 today was having sex. Apparently things got so crazy that the stall was broken and splintered and and managed to slice the arm and draw blood of our B lister.

29 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dakota

Tricia S said...

Dakota/Pammy

auntliddy said...

Jesus!!! Wtf??!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Or Rumer

Tricia S said...

I think rumor would ha e joined...Dakota seems more chaste

Lady Heisenberg said...

OT: Omg. In other WTF news related to Potato Head Rumer...I just read the grossest story. I wonder how @count feels about having his eggs and bacon with crotch potatoes?

Dakota is a coke head too @tricia.

The Real Dragon said...

Anyone one here ever had hot sex bathroom? Just curious

Princess Nobody said...

Zoe Kravitz, just because she's in the DM

Michael said...

Nothing like drug fueled sex in the women's bathroom. I guess

Princess Nobody said...

and she was out Thursday night in Hollywood when Pam was out in her negligee and trashy wig with the old guy

Lady Heisenberg said...

Princess Nobody is fucking legend!!!

CoBe said...

Pretty sure that's how Tater Channing was conceived.

Seven of Eleven said...

911, what's your emergency?

I was washing my hands and trying to ignore the wild moaning when all of a sudden the stall split. Pieces of plastic flying everywhere! One shard splintered my arm and drew my blood!

....

Hello?

Ma'am, I suggest you go to the first aid station at your location and see if they have bandages. And wash your hands again, bathroom sex is unsanitary.

But it wasn't me! It was Pamela Anderson and George Clooney.

...

Hello?

Ma'am, this is 911, not TMZ.

The Real Dragon said...

Lmao seven. Looks like they had fun

Princess Nobody said...

You are sweet Lady H, my addiction to Michael K is finally paying off! In case anyone missed Pam's antics the other night....Here she is looking a mess.

Tricia S said...

Dakota Johnson Grabs Dinner With Dad Don Before 25th Birthday


She was last night at Craig's....now to see where Pammy bathroom destroyer was!!

Tricia S said...

Kinda impossible to tell lol. Just realized most folks bounce around more than 1 place....ahhh..those were the days

Erica EastCoaster said...

Bathroom sex grosses me out. I prefer to keep it classy and do it in the alley behind whatever establishment I'm in.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@CoBe ROFL

Dolphy said...

Yessum on the bathroom sex here, @Dragon.

Sherry said...

Can't these people wait to get home? Bathroom sex is just nasty but hell, if you're full of STD's what more could you get? She already has Hepatitis so she's covered there.

The Real Dragon said...

Dolphy was it like in your house or bar?

sugarbread maker said...

eww

QueenAnne Guido said...

I can't make sexy times in a room with urinal cakes.

teresa crane said...

I've made out in a bathroom before against the wall LOL

Sillygurl said...

My shuddering womb says F U Betch for that link!

Basil said...

Could Emma Roberts be the offspring, or is she still in NOLA filming American Horror Story:Freakshow? (Yessssss! Can't wait!)

doodoolemonque said...

Jesus is an offspring of a A++ list author mostly. Not him.

Ms B'have said...

When I was underage I went to an underground club and after having a couple mudslides, had the nookie with my bf standing up in the water closet.

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