Today's Blind Items- Quick And Dirty
#1 - This foreign born A list singer and part-time network reality star hates this A list reality star with a passion. The A lister gave her trick numbers to her celebrity bff and the bff called the celebrity boyfriend of our singer to offer her services. Yeah, so I guess the boyfriend used to use the services of the reality star. Interesting.
#2- This former A list tweener has had two mid six figure contracts be canceled because she blew off appearances she was supposed to make to travel instead. Oh, and her record label is going to drop her because she was supposed to have completed a record by now and hasn't even started it. No one wants to work with her right now. She might not look at it but she is an Amanda Bynes waiting to happen.
#3- This still married A+ list everything when it comes to singing anyway got the number of a kind of a celebrity where she is traveling and propositioned him. She said she always wanted to have sex with a billionaire and the billionaire took her up on it.
#2- This former A list tweener has had two mid six figure contracts be canceled because she blew off appearances she was supposed to make to travel instead. Oh, and her record label is going to drop her because she was supposed to have completed a record by now and hasn't even started it. No one wants to work with her right now. She might not look at it but she is an Amanda Bynes waiting to happen.
#3- This still married A+ list everything when it comes to singing anyway got the number of a kind of a celebrity where she is traveling and propositioned him. She said she always wanted to have sex with a billionaire and the billionaire took her up on it.
29 comments:
2) gomez
3. mimi
3. Mimi?
Shakira for 1
Mel B KTrash #1
#2 Selena
1. Kim K for A list reality star
#1 - what are trick numbers?
#2 - she should see if Virgin Air has any openings. They encourage vacations...
#3 - Is Mimi still married? I bet that billionaire could float quite a few bottles of champagne.
3. Mimi and Miranda Kerr's billionaire boyfriend
1. Shakira/Kim K
1. Nicky Minaj and Paris?
Get that D Mimi
1. Minaj and Tyra Banks
shakira
gomez
mimi/ james packer
Word @7. Maybe Selena is just suffering from a bad case of fernweh :(
Does Mimi ever leave the house?
1. This one is kind of confusing. So the A-list reality star, gave her numbers (for her customers) to her bff, (one of them happened to be the boyfriend of our A-list singer/reality star)....?
2. gomez for sure!
3. Mimi.
Geeze, I feel like I have good days and bad days. lol. Sometimes I'm a snail answering these, BUT on rare occasion, I am decent. Practice makes perfect i guess?
@7, love your #2 response.
Thanks for interpreting #1 I couldn't make any sense of it!
1. Shakira hates Kim K because Kim K must have stop tricking and gave her black book of tricks (John's) to her celebrity BFF, Britney Gastineau. One of the number BG found in the black book and called ended up being Shakira's man much to the surprise of Enty who had no idea dude used to be one of KK's john's.
Did I get it right?
Makes sense @Montana!
Sounds good to me.
Montana you're a genius, thank you so much. :)
Sweet baby Jesus, I am not sure what the hell is wrong with me today, but I need someone to translate these blinds, because I am not following along at all!!
1. Confused, but that sounds about right Montana. I like your guess.
2. Selena
3. Mimi and Warrant Buffet, you dirty dog you! ;)
@Montana: Reading it with your explanation in mind made ALL the difference. That makes sense.
That said, Enty, you're suggesting then that the singer specifically knows that the chick 1.) offered her services to her boyfriend and 2.) got his number from the A list reality star... How did she piece all of that together? Or did the boyfriend ask how she (let's assume it's Brittny Gastineau) got his number, she blabbed that KK passed it along and then... HE told his girlfriend (the A list singer) the whole thing?
That seems... weird.
"Oh, yeah, honey, ha ha, so I used to bang Kim Kardashian back in the day for a few grand a night but I guess her Bestie, Britney thinks I'll pay her. Good thing I'm all settled down with you, though, right? Honey? Honey! Why are you cutting up all of my clothes?! And lighting my car on fire?!"
Problem is, Shakira's baby daddy is gay. Gerard Pique was involved with fellow Barca footballer Zlatan Ibrahimovic until they were photographed in a compromising position.
As a result, Barca sold off Zlatan at a great loss and fixed up Pique with Shakira.
All I figured out was Kim K for the #1 Reality ho and #2 for Homez.
Good work Montana on that translation!
Those were awesome Lady H. I gotta bookmark that.
2 is Mimi. Get help honey.
lady h.. my last 10 years have been grief bacon.. my new favorite saying.. the whole list is like my life..
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