Thursday, October 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 12, 2014

This former east coast Housewife was grinding her teeth and bouncing around at an event the other day. It was a book reading and the entire audience was still except for the firmer Housewife who was so messed up that all anyone could do was stare at her.

Danielle Staub

29 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Meth?? Brba specialist help me out here..

sandybrook said...

The sex tape she did was one of the worst Ive ever seen.

Dena said...

She's a prostitution whore, so who can blame her? The real surprise is that she was at a book reading.

Kno Won Uno said...

I'm going to say something trivial, Sheen. This is an advisory.

Lady Heisenberg said...

No one guessed Staub :(
Rx amphetamines for 500, sugarbread

Kno Won Uno said...

I want to know how Danielle Staub got firmer.

Count Jerkula said...

God Bless Coke Whores. They can be fun if you can tolerate the yappin.

Sugar said...

By using meth. Meth makes you firm is what I gather from this.

sugarbread maker said...

I'll take Carlos Estevaz attacking a dentist and going nutso for the double dare...

D Lo said...

She had a previous arrest for Coke...I'm going with Cocaine for the win alex.

Lady Heisenberg said...

BUT let's pretend this was Staub for funsies...they're about equally attractive FWIW

Sugar said...

They can't yap if their mouth is filled up. I really wanted to type something much more graphic but for some reason, my fingers wouldn't let me do it.

sugarbread maker said...

Which one is staub. Mango or the dog.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugar: I hear ya, but unless you grab their hair and force em on it, they gonna pull it out, yap, suck some more, ask for another line, back to bobbin, ask if yer gonna cum yet cause they want another line, suck some more, blah blah blah blah.
It can get tiresome and kill the wood.

Better to bang em and just tell em, "If you want a line before I finish, you can have one, but I'm gonna fuck yer butt after you snort it." Put the ball in their court and let them make the decision.

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Sugar said...

Yes, something more like this. I'm working on it....

sugarbread maker said...

Ot..alert.. Joe guidice just got sentenced for 41 months. Or 3 and half years in jail. Teresa not sentence yet.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dun dun duuuuuun

sugarbread maker said...

Yes count. You always need a game plan.

bellaluna said...

Ron White calls them "the type of women that can jabber around a blow job."

Trilby said...

Yeah. Grinding teeth is totally coke.

Trilby said...

One of the funniest things I've read... "...Put the ball in their court and let them make the decision...". LOL!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Bruxism (teeth grinding) if a sign of stimulant use across the spectrum of possible drugs- coke, meth,pills, whatever...

doodoolemonque said...

I believe its "prostitution who-oawwrr" properly spaked.

Trilby said...

Interesting, Lady H. It makes sense for substances that have the same basic effect on the body to produce the same side effects. I unfortunately have so many memories of 80s tooth grinding from people in L.A. from coke, that I didn't stop to think about the other stimulants.

Sherry said...

doodoolemonque..You've made some very nice contributions lately and here I have failed to say welcome aboard. Nice to have you!

Brian said...

"I can't feel my face... I mean, I can touch it, but I can't feel it inside..."

Persiaa said...

I bet Danielle is celebrating tonight, now that Teresa has been sentenced to 15 months in jail.

Bubbles said...

Or teeth grinding is just a really bad habit. I do it and do no substances.

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