Thursday, October 02, 2014

Blind Item #6

In what will surely become an epic battle, this B list celebrity/model/reality star says that her A list ex called her and wants her to model his new line of clothes. I wonder if the A lister told his wife.

147 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Kanye / Amber Rose

Tricia13 said...

Amber/kanye/kim

FSP said...

Mugatu

FSP said...

Dammit VIP!

ladybaus said...

VTP FTW ; )

ladybaus said...

I am reading Lenas new book---------------loves it

ladybaus said...

ooh what now Tricia cat got your tongue? Don't you have a hild to take care of?

ladybaus said...

*child---sorry for speaking Tricia talk yall

Brin said...

Battle of the booties.

VIPblonde said...

@FSP :)

Kno Won said...

If it's Kanye (and it sounds like it might be), that's a really dumbass thing to do. Unless KK's still banging Reggie.

All Lace no Leather said...

I like VIPs guess. Even if they don't sleep together, I think Kim will be pissed. First, because she'll think he should have chosen her and 2) because people will question their relationship. Pimp mama will be happy though, because it gives them an extra 15 minutes of fame.

Fluffyisgone said...

I just don't get the fascination with Amber Rose. Who would want her modeling anything? She is fat, bald and covered in thuggish tattoos.

Tricia13 said...

@ Derek..what are talking about...?
I just try and make sure I put all the players in the blind in...in this case, there were 3...
She is taken care of..:)

ladybaus said...

where do I start where do I start...

Tricia13 said...

@ Brin....I think amber has a more fit and attractive physique...and face actually...she's naturally quite pretty

ladybaus said...

I am literally going to the zoo today so have fun with whatever that is

crila16 said...

If it is Kanye and Amber...I really don't think it will be a problem or worry for Kim about Kanye cheating, since he's gay. It will be a more of a problem over why he asked Amber to model his clothes and not Kim, when Kim is hotter than Amber.

Brin said...

True @Tricia, let's face it, nothing about Kim is natural.

snookiemonster said...

I think Ambers face is prettier than kims

ladybaus said...

@Tricia--fuck off. your annoying.

MeanieRhysie said...

Amber Rose is not fat, wtf! She's curvy and looks fabulous! I also love her super short do; it's not for everyone but she pulls it off.

ladybaus said...

I bet Amber and Kim both spend more time with their kid than plenta fisha-trisha

ladybaus said...

baby Nori is sooooooo cute

ladybaus said...

baby Nori is sooooooo cute

ladybaus said...

and I agree Amber is beautiful

Sherry said...

Derek, Lena was in John Stewart's show last night and I confess she came across as pretty self deprecating. I actually liked her.

The Real Dragon said...

I wish I had Amber body

ladybaus said...

#Sherry --I will email ya soon? just getting dolled up and that takes a w hile aka im ugly

Katie said...

Oh Lord, not this again.

Tina Mallette said...

LOL FSP! Isn't there a Zoolander II coming?

ladybaus said...

at Katie mind your own fucken business

Tina Mallette said...

Derek any special exhibits at the zoo today?

Katie said...

I should totally mind my own business on a PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD. Are you going to the stupid zoo?

ladybaus said...

no Panda Bears tday : ( kk
xoxo I have no clue tough---I wanna see dem spiders!

FSP said...

I believe so @Tina

Susan said...

Fill us in Derek

ladybaus said...

@Katie----tell it like it is girl let it all outhow much you hate me cause anything you said about me I already thought

do BRING IT

Mama Bear said...

Am I taking crazy pills?!?!

Katie said...

Oh, I could never care enough about these silly message boards to hate or even dislike someone. My first comment was just me rolling my eyes at you because once again you are hijacking the boards with your inane and unhinged rants about Tricia. And you don't find it a tad ironic, nay, hypocritical when you tell people on the public message board that you are ranting on to mind their own business? Now have a good time at the stupid zoo. Hopefully they will give you a discounted admission AND teach you the difference between your and you're.

ladybaus said...

----totally turwe your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo right.

Seachica said...

Awesome, FSP.

ladybaus said...

*true my
keyboard is broken fuck you CUNT

Brenda L said...

Is that really you Derek or has someone hijacked your computer?

ladybaus said...

NOPE Its me

Rosie riveter said...

Indeed, you ARE ugly. Nasty little bitch too.

Rosie riveter said...

Ya, a gaysex exhibit in the bushes with randoms, don't u know thats why gay men go to the zoo?

Rosie riveter said...

I thought you were going to the zoo? Your entrance was awesome,btw...the Fuckofftricia Oop,im goingToThe zooHavefun was not a passive aggressive lob at all. MessyPoS aintcha?

Brenda L said...

I really don't think it's him unless he got high or something....

Brenda L said...

it's just very out of character...

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CoBe said...

Team Tricia.

I also think that this is revenge for KK sending the nudies to Reggie.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

Ahahahahhahaha
Team Tricia And Team Katie

This is exactly in character, as proven over and over again. No common decency, just manipulation and hate combined with an obsessive need for internet approval. Narcissism yo, it's a thing.

Cecilia00 said...

Amber, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was just spouting off so it would get back to Wiz in an attempt to make him jealous.

Unknown said...

I think both Kim and Amber are both quite pretty but Amber can pull off the edgy looks but Kim just can't

Pretty sure whatever Kanye says, goes

Tricia13 said...

Hey y'all (riven ,katie, CoBe Rosie, Brenda and co..
Yes. It's odd, I wasn't going to address it even. ..because, I'm not about negative exchange/engagement here or elsewhere....I'm baffled . Thought we were friendly as you all saw from site...also didn't know I was being ranted about....sad.

But what is that saying....ranting is the highest form of flattery? Or is that imitation., I always forget.....

ladybaus said...

nope its and not drunk nor on drugs me

CoBe said...

I'm thinking there is a substance abuse problem. Strange to attack one of the sweetest posters on this site.

Sorry it happened to you. Like you said, it's a compliment in a weird way.

Hang tight!

Tricia13 said...

All good @CoBe...

ladybaus said...

@Cobe---NEWSFLASH-----NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YA THINK

Brenda L said...

Well, maybe Good Derek has let Evil Derek out to play today. It's as good a day as any to lose your shit!

*This posting was Amanda Bynes-endorsed.

TLC said...

It's Adam Levine

ladybaus said...

and that's an awful thing to say to me brenda

Tricia13 said...

@TLC that's an interesting guess...does Levine have a clothing line??

Trilby said...
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Brenda L said...

I was just cracking jokes, Derek. I'm actually worried for you...you just don't seem like yourself at all!!

Brenda L said...

Not the postings I'm used to reading, anyway.

TLC said...

Adam has a line with Kmart I believe, and I know he sells womens clothing.

Sugar said...

So is the epic battle this blind is about between Amber and Kim or Derek and Tricia? I'm always up for a good battle, no matter who it is!

Beetlejuice said...

LOL i'm glad I took a break binge watching Gilmore Girls to read this.

#teammaxmedina
#teamjess

Tricia13 said...

@ sugR sorry to disappoint...I haven't done anything and not battling anyone......(shrugs)
I think the content of the thread speaks for itself....

The Real Dragon said...

*eating popcorn*

CoBe said...

Thanks for including me, derek. I must admit, I was getting a little envious.

Can I be the Drake to your Amanda Bynes?

Princess Nobody said...

TLC, I like the Adam Levine guess and Anne V, is my guess for the ex. The Face makes her "reality" and the VS modeling and appearing in his music video makes it all fit.

Beetlejuice said...

Derek speaks what others are too lazy to type

TLC said...

Thanks, Princess. I was trying to figure out who the ex would be. That makes sense.

Unknown said...

@TLC - nice!!

Adam Levine would definitely do this

Pip said...

The battle seems to be Tricia vs Derek, and others joining in.

Sugar said...

I saw that too, Sherry. I liked her and her hair is looking much better now that it's not so new.

Rosie riveter said...

This is derek. The only thing missing in these posts are his false statistics and inaccurate information. Its Awesome.

Jessi said...

Oh FFS. Again?

In regards to the blind, I'm going with Adam Levine.

Tricia13 said...

Thanks iRosie....I was gonna ask Pip to read the threads before assumptions are made....this is a 1 way thing coming from the other side, unprovoked, and I am as confused as anyone(is it because people like my guesses.....really?)
I didn't know there were rants about me Pip, and I certainly didn't engage in Me vs. Someone situation when I was told to F off for no reason whatsoever, and didn't respond....

Apparently this behavior has been exhibited toward others as well.....so I don't take it too personally:)

Low Key said...

No it's not. You must be new here...

Rosie riveter said...

Theres no rants against you tricia. And i would of (perhaps)stayed out of it except that i HATE it when people have the nerve to bring a mothers children in to the mix. Someone (a daily poster) did that to me on this site once, it was ugly.
You are a very nice person, one of the few that are nice to me here (due to an epic battle of words i had w another(semi-regular) poster) you are wise to stay away from combat, lest you be attacked forevermore. There's a few here that are downright despicable and blind enough to play follow-the-leader no matter if they know what they're following or not. You're sweet. Keep it up

Brenda L said...

LowKey, if you were talking me, I'm not new here....but I do tend to skip the battle threads, so I am sure I have missed plenty of things along the way.

Tricia13 said...

@RR
I always do me girl:)

CoBe said...

Bullies suck.

Tricia13 said...

Naah...only if they are effectual. Otherwise, there quite amusing and comical really @CoBe.....

CoBe said...

Better ways to crack a joke than to try to bring someone down.

But you are one touch cookie!

The mark of true character is not when things are going well, but when one is under attack. I think your character has shone through.

bellaluna said...

I like the Adam Lavine guess. He's douchetastic enough to do something like this.

Tricia13 said...

To quote one of my favorite films of all time...."they're gonna need a bigger boat"
(jaws)

Basil said...

I like the Levine guess too. Every blind can't be about Kanye and Kim can it?

Tricia13 said...

I like Adam quess too.....
FTW ..who was it I forget lol
TLC

Pip said...

Tricia, I just meant who had beef with someone, whether you had a say or not. For some reason it's between you and Derek. Was just updating someone!

Tricia13 said...

no worries@Pip...I understood..just wanted it be clear to whomever was wonder in'...something has to be clear about this thread lol!!

Sherry said...

derek - I hear ya..I try to get my beauty sleep but wake up ugly every morning! LOL

So it wasn't just me then huh Sugar?

I can't help but laugh if Kanye has indeed enlisted the aid of Amber to model his product line over KK. At least she's model tall at 5'8".

Sunshine said...

The issue is whether Kanye has to ask for permission from his wife to do whatever he wants to do. Why should he ask his wife? He can bang whomever he wants to. He's Kanye.

Low Key said...

S' alright Brenda!
I forgot to add ;)

Unknown said...

Revenge with a side of blackmail maybe..

Unknown said...

Team Derek - all day long.

So much more interesting than that fool Kanye and his fat-assed beards.

Lady Heisenberg said...

HeisenReaction here. Why do I also always seem to miss the epic battles? :(

SugarTitz said...

I think the battle between vs model Anne V and her former bff vs model behati levine..
Don't think behati would like a bigger name model and her man's ex modeling. It's taking away a job from behati. .

Susan said...

Hilarious!

JSierra said...

Dafuq

Lady Heisenberg said...

@sugarbread: Brava my boo! Way to repurpose this thread like a champ, since it looks like Derek would prefer to play with the chimpanzees this afternoon. I just hope he is okay and keeps away from the bear's den! I'm glad Derek is still on panda watch though! ;)

@Tricia! ;)

I would love to see a catwalk off between Levine's leading lady loves! The big challenge would be for them to
walk for at least 10 seconds without having to scratch their nether regions. You know our boy Adam scorched them both straight to hell...

Tricia13 said...

Hey@Lady...
Good to see ya as always...sorry I didn't get back here sooner, I was bust ignoring my baby...lol.

I tried to stay on thread, or inject on thread- ness in that tempest of ..je ne sais quoi?

But yes indeed..Levine seems like the right answer....
I think chestica Simpson would smoke them all in a custom pair of chestica Simpson stilettos(in which she falls in my imagination...) remember how they knocked boots when she was still with "lacking"not"pack in'" Lachey???

Tricia13 said...

*busy

Tricia13 said...

Ah, the gif...I smile@LH

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks and Whew! Knew you'd heart it Peace restored. You ain't shit on CDAN until you have your first hater, @Tricia. I'm sure this will blow over fast, as it always seems to do. HeisenOut!!!!! You kids play nice in the sandbox now, ya hear?!? ;)

Tricia13 said...
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Tricia13 said...

It is...beyond my control that I'm obsessed with Malkovitch!

Thanks Madame Heisenberg....:)

The Real Dragon said...

Tricia think of it as you initiation, love. Lol wanna be rank up as lieutenant in CdCn detective unit? Lol

Tricia13 said...

@real..I been initiated..this is...simply bizarre, petty and trite.

I'll just throw out wrong answers and guess incorrectly and not before certain people and be popular lol

I want no rank luv, I come for fun, puzzle solving, and good exchange:)

BeckyMae said...

Hahahaaa!

BeckyMae said...

Ahhh Tricia, welcome to the club of posters that Derek has decided to irrationally hate....we are legion....*hugs*

Tricia13 said...

@beckyMae standing tall with you and and our distinguished members:)

The Real Dragon said...

@tricia. Lol still part of detective unit like every member lol. Detectives get good money=p

Well not in this cdan unit but u oh get waffles and off topic thread.

Tricia13 said...

:)

Unknown said...

You are doing too much

Like a Tiger said...

I want waffles.....

Low Key said...

Yes, welcome, Tricia! As BeckyMae said, our club is far from exclusive, and you have been chosen as our newest member! You have successfully passed your initiation! Ummm, congrats?

Low Key said...

JSierra! Fancy meetin' you here!

BeckyMae said...

;)

BeckyMae said...

Hang on Low Key...doesn't she need to eat a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and gin first? I thought that was CDaN Hazing rule #42?? THEN she's in the club...

BeckyMae said...

Naked...natch...

Low Key said...

Dammit, BeckyMae, don't be telling everybody our secrets!
Next you'll mention the tuna! DO NOT MENTION THE TUNA!

BeckyMae said...

The sashimi or the canned? I'm not sure even Tricia would make it through the Canned Tuna Trial...oh WHOOPS, I'll get back in my box now lest I am BANISHED!!

Rivenisahasbeen said...

"You're a loose canon Bobrovsky!"

Because it's always a good time for a hockey reference. (Ps. Welcome to the crew, Tricia!)

The Real Dragon said...

Waffles you get, Annie.

Like a Tiger said...

I'll bring the bacon....

SugarTitz said...

Yes.. settle their beef with an old school slut strut!!!

SugarTitz said...

Oh dear did I just use the S word??

Low Key said...

Hello there, Annie, did you say you had bacon?
Pleasedtomeetcha!

BECKYMAE!!! You are in SO much trouble! ...oh wait, that's how we all got here. NEVERMIND!!

I want some bacon. Crispy crunchy bacon.

Like a Tiger said...

Pleased to meetcha, Low Key! I've been a lurkin' awhile and I have plenty of bacon for everyone...

Lady Heisenberg said...


...raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Derek Harvey!!!!! (Sorry everybody, I just could not keep that one to myself) LOLOLOLOL

Good thing Sugartitties decided to bring back the slutbucket! I'm about to watch back to back Shonda shows now, as requested by @ducky!

SugarTitz said...

Lady h.. Love the mean girls gif/.. Just when I think I go to far, you go farther for me.. Scandal in 40 minutes... Handled!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sorry to offend you. I had no idea you were such a big fan of Dubya Bush! ;)

BeckyMae said...

Hahaaa @LadyH that gif is amazeballs....and so, so true...Derek is the Regina George of CDaN-land...god love him...

SugarTitz said...

lady h.. does that gif make me look fat?? so you think i'm fat??

Lady Heisenberg said...

@sugarbread: whaaaat?! I would NEVER EVER!!! You are a hot tamale and don't you forget it!!! This is how Regina George says "slutbucket" ;)

I wonder how Panda bears say slutbucket though because Derek never followed up on the Panda Watch report. How he is ok!

However, before I forget @sugarbread...I'm sorry, but I totally did spread this rumor about you. Because this is the place where rumors get started, ya know?

Lady Heisenberg said...

*hope he is ok :)

SugarTitz said...

rachel mcadams is the titts!!
if you remember og slutbucket gate from last month then you know my rumormongering leads to fact..
yes i eat a hotdog when i can, when my arthritis doesn't act up
tricia come back we need the gossip
@yoj.. i know you're reading this.. i miss you

SugarTitz said...

derek might be sleeping it off.. that might be good news.

audrey said...

He will lay low for a few days, then claim to have been drunk and a friend typed all that crap...and then will use every single word Tricia has ever typed about her life away from CDAN against her in passive/aggressive posts until she loses it and argues back and we will once again have one of those huge posts with all sorts of crap being flung far and wide. Then a few days later repeat cycle with new target.

ladybaus said...

fuck you Audrey--I am enjoying life I just think its annoying that tricia guesses first all day everyday----I hae not been drinking I hae not done dugs--- worked last nigh--some of yall should try it

ladybaus said...

and @ROSIEDAPIG inaccurate info is your diaphragm Miss Piggy the perfect

Rosie riveter said...

Inaccurate info is my diaphragm?
Bwahahahahahahaha
Hey. Did you eat a weiner at the zoo yesterday?

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