Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 4, 2007

So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, “BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM.” So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.

Kristin Cavallari

12 comments:

Kno Won Uno said...

Gah.

Cupcakes4all said...

I loathe her, she irks me.

TalksTooMuch said...

10 bucks says she nasally drawled it while flipping her hair

Lyen said...

when people like her lose their relevance, do they die inside?

Encino Man said...

LOL...seriously...LOL

Kno Won Uno said...

@Lyen - were they ever alive? Cavallari, specifically. Utterly insignificant never-was.

Choco said...

She isn't sexy at all she looks to have a eating disorder.

Tamarah Rockwood said...

....I need to pull this off in a Starbucks.

TheCousinEddy said...

Message to all of those young, attractive, "Celebutante" types: Marry an NFL Quarterback to stay relevant 8 years later.

Groaning said...

What part of her is sexy?!

texasrose said...

Well it looks like it scored her a rich celeb, yet total douchebag, husband.

Malibuborebee said...

Celebutante?

The "tante" indicates some sort of debutante family.with real social standing. Who the fuck are the Cavallaris?

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