Thursday, December 15, 2016

Blind Item #5

Whenever this A- list mostly movie actor starts piling on the pounds you know an epic cocaine bender is right around the corner. Also, any women who says no to him will be treated to a variety of slurs.

21 comments:

Lisa said...

Jonah Hill?

Guesser said...

Look out everyone, Jonah is fat again! I would take the slurs over saying yes.

Tricia13 said...

Haha. Exactly. He is just hideous as a person

epiphany said...

I wouldn't care about the weight gain, if he was a genuinely nice guy, but opinions - even from other celebs - is that his a nasty, arrogant piece of business. Brad Pitt apparently lent Hill the use of Pitt's home in New Orleans while Hill was filming there, and Hill trashed it.

And-so-on.. said...

Where he hide his pot? The good booze and other party favorites man?!! The frantic search was on... haha

Megley said...

I was SO rooting for him to commit suicide in The Invention of Lying.

Megley said...

And with the first slur out of his mouth I'd kick his fat ass.

Suzanne said...

He reminds me of Jared the Subway guy. Scary.

Hot Cola said...

It sounds like Leo except the woman part.

Sean said...

I say this every time...
Jonah Hill is not A-. He is a solid A, possibly A+. The most successful comedic actor in Hollywood. Two Oscar noms for dramatic work.More than $5.1 billion in worldwide box office. 10 movies with more than $200 million box office. Jonah Hill is a huge fucking star.

Phyllis Whitweed said...

Hi, Jonah.

inga said...

he was a costar of A+ listers & their akisser, made some "friendship"...not for long & real, cos he's a tool...
P.S.SNL hosting....

OKay said...

Actually, no. He just lost weight again.

OKay said...

And yet, literally nobody takes him seriously.

Trish said...

I love you

Sean said...

But someone keeps giving him millions of dollars. Probably tens of millions in back end profits for comedies. I don't see the point of hiring him except for comedies. He is annoying as fuck. He even got his equally annoying little sister acting jobs. But he makes people in Hollywood a fuck ton of money. More than anyone else in the last decade

Antonio said...

Is it just me or is he shaped weird? In the pics when he is walking he just looks so weird.Like his legs move but nothing else.

Blam said...

He's so gross

Blam said...

It is not just you.

Matt said...

Why do all the good celebs like Chris Farley die but he lives on? Nobody would care

Small Penis Porn said...

Jonah Hills secret to stardom (for why) is that his dad is business manager to EVERYONE (if not now then at some point was) in the music industry and his partners now and in the past repped all of the biggest studios, agents and actors in the industry. Jonah sat on his ass eating ding dongs while daddy made the calls

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