Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 5, 2018

Oscars

This A- list mostly television comic actress who has a streaming show and had a recent public split was hammered out of her mind at an after party and was doing her best to shove her tongue down the throat of this former A+ list mostly television actor from a now defunct cable program. He also likes to go commando a lot.

Sarah Silverman/Jon Hamm

29 comments:

Brayson87 said...

Sarah Silverman is the magic hook up to improve your fortunes.

totaji said...

Lucky guy

Moose said...

Was she auctioning off used tampons again?

Sd Auntie said...

Hands off Silverman! Ugggh.

Chug ChooChoo said...

Was she sober at some point or did I dream that? I seem to remember her getting on the wagon in a public way. I hope she gets the help she needs. Addiction is a bitch.

That being said, if I were ever in the same room I would def hit on him hard, I want to feel the Hammbone

Buddytesla said...

Anybody who follows her on Twitter can see she has some kind of some kind of substance problem.

cruzzer2 said...

Her mom was a wonderful woman. She directed small plays for the New Thallian (sp?) Players at a small Catholic college in New Hampshire - Notre Dame College - now closed. She was funny and so friendly. Always made everyone feel great. Not sure how she had that twit of a daughter. Either way. Nice lady.

IanPhlegming said...

Sarah Silverman is repulsive. Her soul is a sewer.

"Hey, is it considered molestation if the child makes the first move? I'm gonna need a quick answer on this."
https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/2509815140

"I changed a baby's diaper today and she had a totally shaved vagina. What a country!"
https://twitter.com/sarahksilverman/status/3462543954?lang=en

"I hope the Jews did kill Jesus. I'd do it again in a second!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSrhJGGDqx0

Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon....does it all look a little differently to you in hindsight?

Brayson87 said...

I don't care for her stand up, but I respect her trying to be edgy. I'd rather have comedians testing the limits with jokes than anyone else.

IanPhlegming said...

I don't find any of that funny and wonder why somebody would.

You know who tested limits? George Carlin. Richard Pryor. Bill Hicks. They pushed us to challenge and reconsider the macro-forces that press upon our lives and oppress us, getting us to think as we laughed. Their shocks had the force of reason behind them.

Soulless scum like Silverman are pushing against the boundaries of human decency and societal cohesion. It's a big difference, misanthropic instead of revolutionary. There is no reason behind what she does other than to offend and get people to talk about anti-humanist behaviors, even if to decry them.

filmfanb said...

I dont blame her. You see his dick from space.

AIP said...

Sooo, is the reports of Martin being with Aisling Bea true then?

longtimereader said...

I saw bill hicks live during the early 90's and he was like elvis on stage, unbelievably great.

Rosie riveter said...

Who *doesn't* like to go commando at times?

Rosie riveter said...

Wow. I never liked her at all but now am disgusted by her.
It's not edgy. It's revolting

PFullerton said...

@DDonna:

I thought I had heard her worst, but she never fails to disgust.

And what grown ass woman doesn't know that vagina -- yeah, that's one of the inside parts? No vagina was ever shaved, Sara. Anatomy 101.

Thursday November said...

She really has the worst taste in men. None good looking at all and alcohlics and cheaters. Her last cheated on Beckensail & McAdams when he was with them.

Someone Else said...

Oh sure! All of you would have done the same thing. Bunch of hypocrites. The poor girl was just dumped by her BF she loved. She was feeling like shit, gets drunk and hits on a good looking dude to try to numb the pain and salve the self-esteem. Who hasn't done something stupid that they regret later when in a bad place?
Most of this hate is politically based and you are being too transparent.

If I was Hammbone, I would have banged her. She has a great set of tits and a sweet jew bush.

Shawny said...

Thanks for posting those. They are hilarious!

Freckles said...

He is the perfect candidate for a rebound. Her ex has heard about Hamm and knows he can't measure up, so to speak

Someone Else said...

@Freckles, Right?
So it doesn't say if she scored or he passed on it. Wonder how it turned out? I hope she didn't get turned down cause that would crush one's ego at such a low point.

PotPourri said...

she's gross...he's not...

Dusty Fairy said...

I’m so jealous. I loved him!

Eowyn said...

@DDonna Tarttty

10 upvotes!

Orville said...

John Hamn is hot and has a huge cock wish he was gay. Silverman is lucky.

KittensRUs said...

Yeah I can't judge. I mean, I can judge her for being a bad comedian, but if I had a chance to get my hands on Jon Hamm, no way would I pass it up.

KaiserWilhelm'sGhost said...

He has a right not to be groped, felt up, and have her disgusting tongue shoved down his throat by some drunk, out of control pig.

Sexual assault much, Sarah?

Court b said...

Fuck that, lucky girl! Have your googled his anaconda?!?!

The Now Testament said...

For everyone bitching about Silverman’s comedy. I’d LOVE to see your standup set. It’s pretty easy to complain about something you’ve never done in your life. It’s not easy to write jokes and continually make people laugh.

Complainers are boring.

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