Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Blind Item #14

This A list comic actress is a relative newlywed and her marriage is already on the rocks.

49 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Amy Schumer

Tricia13 said...

#TeamherhubbyAKA/“poor bastard”

sandybrook said...

+1 and no surprise

Brayson87 said...

Marriage is the rocks, real boats rock.

Syd said...

Shooomah

Newbomb said...

I'd imagine anyone who marries Amy Schumer is going to wake up one day and realize they married Amy Schumer. Cue the rocks.

Tricia13 said...

🎼🎹Loveon the Rocks-Ain’t no big surprise... pour me many drinks, before I can even look at your thighs. Yesterdays Gone -now all I have is a smile. Gave- you -my -heart ,and you ateup my soul.... All your money to lose-but I’m still gonna go.
Yesterday’s gone-now all I have is a smile 😊

cheesegrater15 said...

The bloated cocker spaniel.

LEANNE NORMAN said...

It was a bad sign when she fired her manager because she dated her husband tears before, it screams insecurity.

J said...

@Newbomb, lol.

I thought for sure it would work out with the previous guy, the totally-straight furniture designer.

Unknown said...

Heard he’s already cheating with his ex... I found it weird they got married like 5 months after she broke up with her ex

Newbomb said...

Is his ex better looking than Amy? LOL. J/k

nonyabusiness said...

You're late Enty...BG already called this weeks ago. He's cheating on her too. I give it less than a year before they divorce.

Count Jerkula said...

Did she steal her hubby, like she steals jokes? Tqlentless cunt

Brayson87 said...

Sing it Tricia! :)

Sara, Making It Work said...

I still can't believe this isn't a fake marriage.

NancyFromNebraska said...

Schumer and no sh*t. She went from amazing to awful in, like, 18 months. Also, the "bulimia face" thing makes me sad.

Brayson87 said...

Like Icarus, she flew too high. Or just her 15min were up.

Brayson87 said...

Actually I think Cypress Hill said it best:

"Tell me what happened when you lost clout
The route you took started collapsing
No fans, no fame, no respect, no change, no women
And everybody shits on your name"

Sallysal said...

Married Amy literally to save his farm and business on Martha’s Vineyard. Chris was also the sous chef for Mario Batali at Babbo back in the day. The stories coming out now about that restaurant are horrible, Mario is being charged with sexual assault.

Thorne said...

Schumer has no material for her act if she's not out there swimming in the STD pool.

rosie riveter said...

How in unfunny hell is this yucky person A list?? Gawdammit shes got a punchable face

DotDotDot said...

As predicted. HAHA.

DDonna Tarttty said...

The downfall of Amy Schumer is a good thing. I don't see her coming back. America hates her now.

Brayson87 said...

I don't know, if Kathy Griffin can bounce back it's possible for anyone.

Tricia13 said...

“All your money 💰 to lose ,But I’m still gonna roll”(the 2.0 version lol).
Like your cypress hill input :)

Marianne Duer said...

I like Amy and I like Kathy Griffin. Not all the time, but who likes anyone all of the time?

Sara said...

Amy is A list 🤦

MichiganMama59 said...

If Amy Shumer is A list, Joan Crawford is A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ list.

Weekittylass said...

Ad infinitum mon cher Count.

TwoDots said...

Wow, AS is really hated..! I’d prefer to reserve that hatred for the Kardashian/Jenner Kunts.

tami jane said...

Right?? A part of me feels that it’s because she is not classically beautiful. The replies before confirm that. “Punchable face??” I get that people may not find her funny, but why throw in body shaming. Mostly from other women. 😒

HDNYC said...

Me too! I’ve liked Amy ever since she was on Last Comic Standing forever ago. And always liked Kathy’s TV show and her standup. I understand why some people dislike them, but it feels a little too intense.

Hortensia said...

Amy Shumer is very pretty, not in a classical sense, but still very attractive.

helloworld said...

what does bulimia face mean? is it something she has or something she makes fun of other people for having? just confused, not trying to be an askhole.

Remie Ross said...

Oh just stop with trying to control what strangers say on the internet! Amy schumer is a crass, vulgar woman who also happens to look like she shoved a garden hose in her mouth and turned it on. There's no "shame" in speaking the truth!

I'm Outraged! said...

Remie Ross - pathetic comment.

bart gee said...

Oh, man. Sorry to hear the Beach Plum having probs- What a BEAUTIFUL place! Nobody here on MV can believe Chris married Amy- He’s SO much cooler!

cheesegrater15 said...

I never get tired of H. Jon Benjamin.

Boldblonde said...

@Hortensia Not in any sense, not jut the classic one. Amy and pretty can't be in the same sentence.

NancyFromNebraska said...

@helloworld . "Bulimia face" is a thing that happens with bulimics. Swelling of glands in the neck - causing a bit of a "chipmunk-y" look. It's somewhat difficult to explain, maybe - I just know it when I see it. Not making fun of her at all, btw. :) I don't need to like a person's work or even like the person at all to feel compassion for them, you know?

Ouiser B. said...

Geez what vitriol. I can't say I've enjoyed her movies but I loved her show and think she's funny.

Why all the bashing? I don't see male celebs bashed like this on blind items.

rosie riveter said...

@Nancy I didn't know that! Very interesting observation, I do tend to believe it now that you mention it. Ive always wondered how she can look relatively normal but...that face!
This would make sense.
And for all the sensitive people who dont like others with different opinions about Amy being revolting- its an opinion- we arent saying she deserves death for it, we arent killing any gd puppies, some of us really are ok people- lighten up-
If shes got issues with health, bulimia or otherwise,then I do have sympathy for that.
Its just a bummer her health suffers AND shes unfunny and unattractive (from the INSIDE,ok?)

Kiki Jones said...

You guys are really bothered by her. Amusing. I don't give two shits about celebrities, not even enough to hate them this much.

Kris Taylor said...

Yeah but shite floats!

Amy Casey said...

She is smug and arrogant and no, that doesn't mean she is a 'strong female role model.' Just cos you're not very pretty doesn't mean it's okay to be a mean girl. It's like if a fat unattractive woman flirts outrageously with your boyfriend or husband, it's apparently hilarious as you don't see them as a threat yet a pretty woman does something similar, she's a Slag and isn't a 'girl's girl.' Same dynamic. She gets away with being a c u next Tuesday.

Manuél Bun said...

This A list, double portion, double-dipping threat, who also happens to have an inexplicably long-lasting career as a very unfunny comedienne is hatching a diabolical plan to hire, then revenge-fire, every ex girlfriend, lover, one-night-stand, casual flirtation, and Tinder right-swipe of her new husband

Pickle Rick said...

Schumer lost me when she did this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3405536/Amy-Schumer-calls-17-year-old-film-critic-tweeted-sexist-joke-posing-selfie-Critics-Choice-Awards.html


I had just watched a routine of hers, and it was vulgar as all hell, with her bragging about being able to "catch a dick" whenever she wants. Then she gets completely bent out of shape over someone joking along the same lines.

Hmax17 said...

Hope she doesn't regret getting rid of her manager who made her a star over this guy

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