Blind Item #14
This A list comic actress is a relative newlywed and her marriage is already on the rocks.
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Amy Schumer
+1 and no surprise
Marriage is the rocks, real boats rock.
Shooomah
I'd imagine anyone who marries Amy Schumer is going to wake up one day and realize they married Amy Schumer. Cue the rocks.
🎼🎹Loveon the Rocks-Ain’t no big surprise... pour me many drinks, before I can even look at your thighs. Yesterdays Gone -now all I have is a smile. Gave- you -my -heart ,and you ateup my soul.... All your money to lose-but I’m still gonna go.
Yesterday’s gone-now all I have is a smile 😊
The bloated cocker spaniel.
It was a bad sign when she fired her manager because she dated her husband tears before, it screams insecurity.
@Newbomb, lol.
I thought for sure it would work out with the previous guy, the totally-straight furniture designer.
Heard he’s already cheating with his ex... I found it weird they got married like 5 months after she broke up with her ex
Is his ex better looking than Amy? LOL. J/k
You're late Enty...BG already called this weeks ago. He's cheating on her too. I give it less than a year before they divorce.
Did she steal her hubby, like she steals jokes? Tqlentless cunt
Sing it Tricia! :)
I still can't believe this isn't a fake marriage.
Schumer and no sh*t. She went from amazing to awful in, like, 18 months. Also, the "bulimia face" thing makes me sad.
Like Icarus, she flew too high. Or just her 15min were up.
Actually I think Cypress Hill said it best:
"Tell me what happened when you lost clout
The route you took started collapsing
No fans, no fame, no respect, no change, no women
And everybody shits on your name"
Married Amy literally to save his farm and business on Martha’s Vineyard. Chris was also the sous chef for Mario Batali at Babbo back in the day. The stories coming out now about that restaurant are horrible, Mario is being charged with sexual assault.
Schumer has no material for her act if she's not out there swimming in the STD pool.
How in unfunny hell is this yucky person A list?? Gawdammit shes got a punchable face
As predicted. HAHA.
The downfall of Amy Schumer is a good thing. I don't see her coming back. America hates her now.
I don't know, if Kathy Griffin can bounce back it's possible for anyone.
“All your money 💰 to lose ,But I’m still gonna roll”(the 2.0 version lol).
Like your cypress hill input :)
I like Amy and I like Kathy Griffin. Not all the time, but who likes anyone all of the time?
Amy is A list 🤦
If Amy Shumer is A list, Joan Crawford is A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ list.
Ad infinitum mon cher Count.
Wow, AS is really hated..! I’d prefer to reserve that hatred for the Kardashian/Jenner Kunts.
Right?? A part of me feels that it’s because she is not classically beautiful. The replies before confirm that. “Punchable face??” I get that people may not find her funny, but why throw in body shaming. Mostly from other women. 😒
Me too! I’ve liked Amy ever since she was on Last Comic Standing forever ago. And always liked Kathy’s TV show and her standup. I understand why some people dislike them, but it feels a little too intense.
Amy Shumer is very pretty, not in a classical sense, but still very attractive.
what does bulimia face mean? is it something she has or something she makes fun of other people for having? just confused, not trying to be an askhole.
Oh just stop with trying to control what strangers say on the internet! Amy schumer is a crass, vulgar woman who also happens to look like she shoved a garden hose in her mouth and turned it on. There's no "shame" in speaking the truth!
Remie Ross - pathetic comment.
Oh, man. Sorry to hear the Beach Plum having probs- What a BEAUTIFUL place! Nobody here on MV can believe Chris married Amy- He’s SO much cooler!
I never get tired of H. Jon Benjamin.
@Hortensia Not in any sense, not jut the classic one. Amy and pretty can't be in the same sentence.
@helloworld . "Bulimia face" is a thing that happens with bulimics. Swelling of glands in the neck - causing a bit of a "chipmunk-y" look. It's somewhat difficult to explain, maybe - I just know it when I see it. Not making fun of her at all, btw. :) I don't need to like a person's work or even like the person at all to feel compassion for them, you know?
Geez what vitriol. I can't say I've enjoyed her movies but I loved her show and think she's funny.
Why all the bashing? I don't see male celebs bashed like this on blind items.
@Nancy I didn't know that! Very interesting observation, I do tend to believe it now that you mention it. Ive always wondered how she can look relatively normal but...that face!
This would make sense.
And for all the sensitive people who dont like others with different opinions about Amy being revolting- its an opinion- we arent saying she deserves death for it, we arent killing any gd puppies, some of us really are ok people- lighten up-
If shes got issues with health, bulimia or otherwise,then I do have sympathy for that.
Its just a bummer her health suffers AND shes unfunny and unattractive (from the INSIDE,ok?)
You guys are really bothered by her. Amusing. I don't give two shits about celebrities, not even enough to hate them this much.
Yeah but shite floats!
She is smug and arrogant and no, that doesn't mean she is a 'strong female role model.' Just cos you're not very pretty doesn't mean it's okay to be a mean girl. It's like if a fat unattractive woman flirts outrageously with your boyfriend or husband, it's apparently hilarious as you don't see them as a threat yet a pretty woman does something similar, she's a Slag and isn't a 'girl's girl.' Same dynamic. She gets away with being a c u next Tuesday.
This A list, double portion, double-dipping threat, who also happens to have an inexplicably long-lasting career as a very unfunny comedienne is hatching a diabolical plan to hire, then revenge-fire, every ex girlfriend, lover, one-night-stand, casual flirtation, and Tinder right-swipe of her new husband
Schumer lost me when she did this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3405536/Amy-Schumer-calls-17-year-old-film-critic-tweeted-sexist-joke-posing-selfie-Critics-Choice-Awards.html
I had just watched a routine of hers, and it was vulgar as all hell, with her bragging about being able to "catch a dick" whenever she wants. Then she gets completely bent out of shape over someone joking along the same lines.
Hope she doesn't regret getting rid of her manager who made her a star over this guy
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