Thursday, May 24, 2018

Blind Item #15

There is a reboot coming of a popular kid's show and apparently some of the people hired behind the scenes are people you want your children to stay miles away from. Looking at this from the outside, it seems as if this reboot is designed to fulfill a bunch of sick fantasies for some old white guys.

69 comments:

Nope McNoperton said...

Double Dare.

Sunspirit said...

The Babysitters club

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

+100

sandybrook said...

Most likely Double Dare

MichiganMama59 said...

Old white guys? I never hear you refer to R Kelly as "Sicko BLACK guy"

Basil said...

I read they are rebooting The Babysitters Club yesterday, and my first thought was those poor kids.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Filmmakers behind the new children's movie "Show Dogs" have announced that the film will be further edited to appease critics who have deemed it inappropriate for younger audience members.

Amid outrage that dog show judging scenes depict one canine telling another that he should be comfortable having his genitals touched, Global Road Entertainment stated that they would be removed from the film.

The updated version of "Show Dogs," which is rated PG, will be available this weekend.

Thonker said...

Ever since I found this site I can't think of child actors the same way. I always wonder if something happened to them or if they managed to go through it without being abused.

NE peanut gallery said...

So, not TKO with Kevin Hart?
My bad.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Don't think about it too much unless you want to take your extended banana clip bump stock assault pattern rifle to your nearest Podesta Pizza Parlor.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

The Extreme Babysitter's Club

An irresponsible baby-sitter was in an employer’s home with her equally irresponsible (and expressly unauthorized) boyfriend, when the latter went looking through the family’s things and found the head of the household’s Sterling .380 pistol, which was kept fully loaded. Seeing him remove the magazine, the eight-year-old boy who was being babysat said, “That’s my daddy’s gun.” The baby-sitter’s boyfriend said, “It’s unloaded – see?” He pointed the gun at the child and pulled the trigger. A .380 bullet struck the child in the neck, rendering him quadriplegic for life. The family sued Sterling Arms for negligent manufacture, and the costs of the lawsuit and the settlement helped to drive the company out of business.

(I had a Sterling .25 not a good gun)

Brayson87 said...

I'm leaning more Double Dare, it was more of a popular tv series.

Unknown said...

Take your racebaiting elsewhere... I'm sure you must have someone in your neighborhood that isn't completely sick of your crap. WTF you live in Michigan the capital of racism in all its glory

Unknown said...

Doubledare, except the slime will be white instead of green...

nonyabusiness said...

MichiganMama is upset because Enty said "old white guys". LOL.

Unknown said...

Yep, she got "triggered" because she was recently passed up for the part-time asst janitor position at the local 99 cent store. They gave it to a younger person of color who actually had a personality. Go figure...

Brayson87 said...

MichiganMama59 said...
Old white guys? I never hear you refer to R Kelly as "Sicko BLACK guy"

What, she brought up a salient point, Enty usually doesn't reference race when talking about pedos, unless "old white guys" is a clue to help us solve the blind.

nonyabusiness said...

Loooool @J F

Allison said...

Probably “old white guys” tend to be the producers of these shows more than other people.

mike m said...

All these asshole who cry about racism have no clue what REAL racism is.

Every place in the world is racist except you are too stupid to notice it.

P. Edwin Nibbles said...

Everyone's a little bit racist today
So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay
Ethnic jokes might be uncouth
But you laugh because they're based on truth
Don't take them as personal attacks
Everyone enjoys them, so relax

Amy said...

I am a little offended by the old white guy comment only because if it were the other way around for other stereotypes we seem to loathe....it's a bit hypercritical in the main scheme of things. Just my thoughts. It's okay to stereotype the old white people but shock horror when we suggest Beyonce partakes in voodoo. Double standards as always...

Flashy Vic said...

Well the 'old white guys' proves that Morgan Freeman has fuck all to worry about then. Phew!

Amy said...

Equality is not about picking and choosing who you insult and if you can get away with it. Like implying all Jewish men are sexual predators...that seems to be okay.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

I don't like "old white guys" either when we're likely talking about a Berkowitz and a Redstone, just saiyan'

nonyabusiness said...

You're far too sensitive if you're even a little offended by the "old white guys" comment, Amy.

Amy said...

Maybe I am but I bet you would be extremely offended if it was the other way around? The ones who say I'm sensitive will be the ones offended by everything else...

IanPhlegming said...

When I hear "fulfilling a bunch of sick fantasies," I think babysitter. Not getting slimed. I know a lot more guys with babysitter fantasies than sloppy fantasies or whatever that fetish is called.

Not crazy about the "old white guys" closer, if, indeed we're not talking about WASPy types but something else.

Gator McCluskey said...

“Old white guys”? More like old JEWS!

Unknown said...

It say 'children's show' rather than movie, so just to be different...How about Captain Kangaroo?

Schneiderisnext said...

Look into the history of Nick slime.

In the earliest Canadian tv shows syndicated in Nick, the slime was multi-colored (sometimes white)

This is a fucking wet t-shirt contest for children.

NatM said...

michiganmama59 you seem dumb nobody has called Kevin Spacey "An old white small d1ck" But maybe you are one!

Opinions, Schmopinions said...

Michigan really isn't racist. Have you ever been, or do you simply go by what you see on the news?

AuthorEdA said...

You are my hero for quoting Avenue Q on a gossip blog! Extra points for the post not being about Broadway.

Unknown said...

Wait, WAIT just a moment!! Are implying that there may be some Jewish men who are not sexual predators? I'd need to see your source material on that one.

Surely, you jest....

Michael said...

Jews aren't white.

Unknown said...

I think ppl tend to make too many generalizations. Ie; assuming all "old white guys" are racist. I just don't buy it.

... our Congress is made up of a super majority of old white guys. I'd be willing to wager that at least 1/2 of them would jump at the chance to rape and beat a 12 y/o black or brown child. How could that be considered racist?

Bill Beard said...

(((Old white guys))).

Unknown said...

The other Unknown may have gotten it... Mark Wahlberg is working on a Captain Kangaroo reboot.

Rosie riveter said...

By my count you've been here for what, a couple weeks, JF?
Where were you before? Ok, doesn't matter I guess. but can you please go back from whence you came?
Or.
Don't front like you have an idea who's who here.
Take a seat

NYC A Girl Has No Name said...

Captain Kangaroo

Rosie riveter said...

Thank you Brayson.
If people would take a few weeks of consistently reading entys style before commenting, they would know there's a point

Bubbles said...

Jews aren't white? So what the hell is Scarlett Johansson or however you spell her damn name?

Not interesting said...

Old white guys eh? You mean Jews, don't you?

Unknown said...

@Amy Casey in case you haven't noticed this is a gossip site. Take it to NPR.

Biden is a Pedo said...

@Jon Feltman

Perhaps the pedo has an STD...

TC said...

Romper Room

A-pathetic said...

Let's be honest - R Kelly and Bill Cosby are in isolation compared to the old white dudes running studios. They are too numerous to name individually.

A-pathetic said...

@Amy tbh I was really offended when I read a post implicating all Jewish men in a disgusting child predator blind but didn't respond because they had listed the names of several men who I couldn't counter. However I still think it's to do with wealth, power and position rather than ethnicity. This is essentially a gossip site not one for deep discussion on race vs class.

Amy said...

Acknowledged it is a gossip site but one that hits on sensitive subjects. Why are you so 'sensitive' to my comments?? That's the question. Freedom of speech darling.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Guess who's complicit in institutional pedophilia?!

Liza Koshy was born and raised in Houston, Texas.[35] She is of half-Indian and half-white descent; her parents are Jose Koshy, a petroleum executive, and Jean Carol née Hertzler, a yoga instructor.[36] She has two older sisters.[37][26] From kindergarten until 5th grade, she was placed in a dual language educational and cultural program, where she learned how to speak Spanish fluently.[38] In 2014, after attending Lamar High School,[39] Koshy enrolled in the University of Houston and began to study business marketing.[40]

In 2015, Koshy moved to Los Angeles and began dating fellow YouTube personality David Dobrik.[26][41]


#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

KOSHY IS A J WORD BY HER MOTHER OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!

BERKOWITZ STRIKES AGAIN!

Gylly said...

Wow Rosie. Fierce.

Gylly said...

No.

Amy said...

I actually entirely agree with you with class/money/power other then race. My point was double standards on picking and choosing which race it is 'okay' to insult. It's never okay. To not go on, it is definitely a class system thing above all.

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

So pedophilia is an 'old white guy' thing?

That's funny. I know so many old white men who aren't kiddie fiddlers.

And I think the dancing boys who get fucked in their arses, by opium-lords in Afghanistan every night would disagree.
As would hundreds of thousands of 10-13 year old African girls who give birth every year (I suppose she's fair game as soon as the mensies kick in).
As would millions of girls from the age of ZERO (like in Bangladesh) to the age of you name it, across the entire MENA region and beyond, in every fucking muslim country on earth, who are forced to marry 50 year olds, or even their own rapists.
As would the girls (and boys) who get sold by their own parents in India, Indonesia, Malaysia, etc to rich arabs who go there especially for that purpose, buying them as SLAVES, and using them as accordingly.

But yeah, 'old white men'....

Honeykatt said...

fun fact: the producer of double dare (original) also produce a kids show called Whatever Turns You On.

Schneiderisnext said...

Nickelodeon was built by perverts.

Children's Television is a den.

Roger Price also produced the children's show:

"You can't do that on Television"

Clips:

"Senator Lance Pervert"

https://youtu.be/g3oGPJc0P5M

A recurring joke about an abusive pedophile threatening his children

"Compilation"

https://youtu.be/l5U4oPw5fVk

White slime on children, prepubescent girls getting wet-tshirted, kids chained to walls and executed, kids fed human remains in hamburger patties, filth, etc.

(This is a pedophhiles' dream, most children's tv shows are being created to appeal to both audiences)

Schneiderisnext said...

NICKELODEON "PERVERT" SKETCHES

https://youtu.be/rC3pJ7853DQ

"Senator Lance Prevert watches his son forcibly make out with his son's date. As she struggles to signal to him that she's overpowered and non-consenting, SENATOR LANCE PERVERT drones on an on about how late it's getting.

The sketch ends with their braces getting fused together.

Fucking disgusting.

Schneiderisnext said...

https://youtu.be/VLinmmXqq10

This is insane...

"Mother forces pubescent Alistair to wear only a diaper and pacifier to enter "the honest bouncing baby contest"

This show is definitely sexualizing kids. Nickelodeon was founded on this tv show....it's like a proto-Dan-Schneider

Schneiderisnext said...

https://youtu.be/DcKX_GjjiKA

"Steffanie takes her baby-sitting class too seriously. So she forces Ted (her 12 year old costar) into a diaper and baby bonnet [notably placing her hands all over the diaper front as Ted struggles to stop her]

This show is fucking depraved. Have all Nick shows been created by pedophiles?

Schneiderisnext said...

https://youtu.be/YhC0AFSlF9E

"You can't do that on Television"

Episode: "nutrition"

White "slime" porridge is poured on a ~6 year old girl

Schneiderisnext said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR5whUIEcoU

"Amy is watered, threatened with diaper discipline, and then green slimed while in her bed in the `Blame` episode of a certain comedy series"

(This video contaons content by B_Viacom, who has it blocked in your country due to copyright claims)

The same uploader has many other clips from the show that haven't been blocked....what dont they want us to see?

MichiganMama59 said...

The liberal racist card is so tiring, boring and overplayed.
'
An observation sends them into hypersensitivity freak out mode.

Schneiderisnext said...

Old CHILD ABUSE Nickelodeon Sketch

SHOW: You Can't do That on Television

"DIRECTOR HITS CHILDSTAR"

https://youtu.be/luqwwIzZi8M

Dialogue:

BOY 1: (LOOKING @ SCRIPT)

Look at this, it's like this show is written by a sicko

BOY 2:

It's actually written by one of the older kids

B1:

Guess we're in for a real painful show

B2:

Especially because today's show is about punishment.

DIRECTOR: (walks in carrying paddles and whips)

Okay. Props check. I got to make sure all of today's props are in working order. Christian (B1), bend over....O boy, this is gonna be fun, fun, fun

B2: (stops director from whipping B1)

Whoa Mister, what are you doing?

DIRECTOR:

I told you I'm testing the props, now hold on, I'll get around to you in just a minute.

B2:

You can't do that, it's child abuse

Director:

He's not a child, He's an actor

B2:

Alright, then it's actor abuse

Director:

Aw shucks, you guys are no fun... can't you guys take a joke?

B1: (still bent over)

Hey! We can take a joke

Director:

Huh..okay then take This!

(Whips B1)

B1: (closeup of pained expression)

Aghhhaghhagahahhhhh!!!!

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Thot Crimes said...

The first step in ending all this sick hollywood peoo shit is correctly identifying the attackers... "old WHITE guys" they are not. Identifying them otherwise only provides cover while confusing the issue between "twisted sickos" randomly gravitating towards each other, or perhaps something genetic that predisposes certain groups to keep doing this sick twisted shit over and over again.


I am not a old white guy,

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