Thursday, December 20, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 13, 2018

This former A+ list reality star turned permanent A list celebrity strictly because of name recognition tried to hit on this foreign born A list DJ/music producer and he turned her down cold. She then said something like I am a DJ too and he just laughed and walked away.

Paris Hilton/Calvin Harris

13 comments:

longtimereader said...

Well he's no carl cox either.

sandybrook said...

He did Rita Whora too so they probably also have herpes/other STDs in common.

yepthatsme said...

And i am William Shakerpeare reincarnated, coz i write comments on CDAN!

yepthatsme said...

@Sandy, not fair to compare Rita to anyone other celebrity. She is the Encyclopedia which is still gathering data, no one else comes close!

sandybrook said...

So you are saying she is the Mt. Everest of sluts..

Village Guru said...

Paris Hilton, DJ? Sure, if DJ==Dick Jockey.

yepthatsme said...

Well Mt Everest is growing at the rate of 4mm/year but she is collecting samples at a much higher rate! She is in a league of her own is what i am saying!

Thursday November said...

Awww, Paris still thinks it's 2004...You'd think she'd realize how far she's fallen that she's copying Kylie and "engaged" to some d list supporting Lifetime movie actor no one had ever heard of, while she "DJ's" cough *ho* cough, cough in Dubai

Anonymous said...

I legit snorted out loud at the Carl Cox reference. I'd say Paris reminds me of DJ Rap back in the day, but from what I gather, at least Charissa can play. Paris? I doubt she knows how to beat match without her mixer doing it for her (if she even uses a mixer now).

KaiserWilhelm'sGhost said...

Yeah, Calvin Harris laughing at anyone is hilarious. DJSoftDick should really get some perspective on his place in music history.

And yes, the Carl Cox reference is great! Did I just date myself? lol

Gator said...

Poor Paris should have gotten married when men were actually still attracted to her.

Alimeywrites.... said...

Good lad

Paul Saint John said...

Paris Hilton was cute not hot when young. Now she's over the hill, but doesn't yet realize there are a ton of younger, better-looking, STD-free women out there for guys like Calvin Harris to choose from.

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