Thursday, April 04, 2019

Blind Item #13

Apparently in the world of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort, Ariel was a two pack a day smoker for fifteen years with a dry raspy voice who looked 50. Does the actress really think she is right for the role? That producers would take a chance on her for a LIVE performance?

39 comments:

sandybrook said...

Lindsay would be playing herself so yeah

yepthatsme said...

LILO, the human garbage disposal machine!

kfitz said...

what? lol

kfitz said...

OH okay i get it.

Troy Dyer said...

+10000 Lindsay

timebob said...

She will never get it, if she wants to get back into acting. Take small indie roles. Prove yourself slowly. You don't just get to jump in and take the lead of an iconic character on a 100 million budget.

I think she would make a good character actor. She has the life experience now. It can't be 2004 forever.

Megley said...

Her delusion is cute.

sandybrook said...

I dunno if Lea Michele is any better, but she sure isn't worse.

Little Miss Sunshine said...

This isn't even a blind. Enty is looking like just another social media troll.

J said...

Maybe she could play Oscar in Sesame Street Live. No makeup needed.

bekH said...

Lindsay is Ariel piece of work if she thinks this part was Mermade for her.

Brayson87 said...

It's hooker/stripper voice. As mysterious in origin as the gay lisp, when you hear it you know it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_male_speech

cheesegrater15 said...

Oh Blohan, what are you up to this time?

Vita said...

Did anyone else picture Lilo doing the classic Ariel pose on the rock, in the fishtail, with a cigarette stuck on her lip, rasping out, "Part of Your World?"

Sometimes you age out of a part...if she wants a musical, she should try Cabaret or Chicago

anna maus said...

@Vita - that's actually a good call. she'd be pretty good in both of those.

J said...

She could play a sidewalk in Urinetown.

tinydancer61 said...

Lohan as Ariel?! The Little Mermaid? OMG. That makes me LOL!

Todd said...

Maybe Lilo wants to be Ariel so someone will drown her?

Virginia Mayer said...

Why not? She's a redhead, and all Disney stories are fucked-up anyway, so...

Anonymous said...

@Virginia sad but true. And, wasn't Disney who fucked her up to begin with due to casting her in The Parent Trap?

timebob said...

Maybe a porn parody LL is the Little Meranalaid

malcam66 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Great blind item.

Waterlily said...

She is more suited to play the role of “Ursula the sea witch”. I can imagine her singing “poor unfortunate souls”.

HushHush said...

Who plays the guy? Shia Lebouf, Cory Feldman?

Elphin MacSkye said...

Vita: if Lilo wants a musical it should be "Sweet Charity." LOL at the thought of her playing Ariel. Lindsey, if you're reading this, we're laughing with you, hon.

Kellikopter said...

I thought the same thing.

GentleBreeze said...

BekH, very good!

DarylsBigFan said...

Stop the hate. She's auditioning for work.
Some people want to improve their lives.
Be safe and happy. Sending out good thoughts 2 you.





Em22 said...

Just Doooooo Ittttt little MerLo... Or is it SHE will not divide Us under the sea?! Lol! Insanity! Haha!

Jugi said...

Or Tara Reid

BRAD PITT said...


that twisted cunt told people leave harvey alone then she went on live stream and threatened to kidnap strangers kids

BRAD PITT said...


in my country Lindsay Lohan is what we call a slapper

SCORPIO19D said...

We see so many stories of the pedophiles that plague Hollywood and Lindsey's parents basically sold her into it. I dont this she deserves all the hate in the comments that people are giving her. Yeah shes fucked up but how great would we all have turned out had her parents been ours. Show some empathy sheesh.

Elphin MacSkye said...

Scorpio: read btw the lines (of my post at least). I've never been anti-Lindsey. She means well. Ariel's not the right part, and somewhere, she knows it. I don't think she's gone past the point of no return, but she can't keep doing stunts. She's gotta get serious.

SlimKeith said...

You mean mermaids don't smoke?

bekH said...

SlimKeith - they use water bongs

Elphin MacSkye said...

LOL at bekH

Em22 said...

Many have, and either messed up, learned and rose above....or decided they wanted to live a life worth living, and not live a life headed for certain death or wanting to die. At what point does PERSONAL Responsibility come in to play?? With all her connections and off & on money, you'd think she'd want to get the help she needs a D say enough is enough There comes a time when teenage nonsense isn't acceptable anymore and it's time to grow up. No more excuses, no more pointing the finger, unless it's inward. I'm a very strong believer in facing truth, growing up, and taking responsibility. It's a hard pill to swallow, but considering all the other shit she's stuffed down her throat, I think she can handle it, and should face it. Here's a great quote I used to repeat to my adult clients when I worked in a detox and the women would want to leave as soon as they fell better....the same women who when sick wanted nothing more than the children they lost custody of, & also was selling their own bodies for an absurd amount of like $10 for "lip service"... Get busy living or get busy dying. And, I'd promptly remind them of their situation in real life, no sugar coating... You're in paper slippers, no coat, scrubs, no money, no phone.. How long before your face is in an old man's nasty stinky crotch for a ten dollar bill? It QUICKLY brought them back to reality. It's possible to come back from any type of addiction, I've seen it myself. I've even been close to it myself, long ago. Thankfully I made friends with people who pulled me up on my shit and forced me to take personal responsibility, bc blaming everything else around you, will get you what u always got. I hope she's busy living bc its bad out there and people are dying, lots of people.

Elphin MacSkye said...

Em22: Great post. I think Lindsey has several issues going on, or as they say in the "mental health community," double-trouble. Yes, you've got to want to be well, and you've got to examine what choices and motivations got you where you are, and weigh those against where you want to be. Depression is a horrific struggle, even with meds. Meds don't cure it, psychotherapy doesn't cure it, nor does ECT. It takes time, and sometimes, it just flips - like a switch. Thank God.

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