Tuesday, October 08, 2019

Blind Item #5

The celebrity CEO recently had to call security to get him out of the handcuffs his girlfriend put him in before she got mad at him and left.

22 comments:

MyDogSmiles said...

Musk

Tricia13 said...

Musk/Grimes?

Nor Cal said...

Musk

Tricia13 said...

Or maybe Jeff Bezos/Lauren because Grimes is usually described

bollybiy said...

Please God let this be true.

Brayson87 said...

Dude always keep a spare key around. They have keychains and even normal looking pens with handcuff keys built into the tip.

Chernobyl said...

It smells like Musk in here.

Brayson87 said...

Handcuff shim picks are also a great investment and easy to conceal.

Unknown said...

Standard bobby pins work just fine.

Mrs Libnish said...

Maybe Musk and someone who isn't Grimes?

Brayson87 said...

@Unknown, That's gal tech, I'm talking guy tech.

@Mrs, It says girlfriend, so unless he's got a new one...

Gen-z99 said...

Lol

Scarlet Peaches said...

I feel like I’ve watched this movie before

Rosie riveter said...

Omg hahahaha
Enty stole this from a movie hahaha
I'm dead hahaha

sandybrook said...

Sounds more like Dirty Sanchez would do this instead of Grimes.

Vita said...

I'm rolling! I was thinking how can he call (assuming the security wasnt in earshot) if hands are cuffed? Then it hit me, "Alexa, call my security!"

For that reason alone, I NEED this to be Bezos!😁

MissDavie said...

"Alexa, call my security!"
"Sorry, I don't understand the question."
"Call my security!"
"Melissa Manchester is an American singer-songwriter and actress."
"FUCK YOU ALEXA"
"I'm sorry you feel that way...goodbye."

Vita said...

Celebrity CEO is Musk's moniker, though, right? Either way, a riot. Our special CEOs are going to need a support group to commiserate on love lives, lol!

Vita said...

MissDavie-- Perfection!😂😂😂😂

Guesser said...

I want it to be Bezos as well. "Dirty Sanchez" probably has a temper. Musk would find Grimes doing this cute.

TheBPlot said...

How do you call security with your hands cuffed? Like verbally?!?!

shakey said...

Never a dull moment with Amber. Gotta give her that.

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