Thursday, March 26, 2020

Today's Blind Items - The List

This is short, but sweet. There was a recent royal not named Prince Charles or anyone from England who tested positive for COVID-19. When pressed about who he came into contact with the previous couple of weeks, he rattled off a bunch of names to his doctor. Later, his wife saw the list and asked why a 15 year old friend of the family was on the list. And that is how she found out her husband has yet another secret child he hadn't discussed with her. She later also found out that he also had been sleeping with multiple women who were also on the list.

56 comments:

MyDogSmiles said...

Prince Albert?

sandybrook said...

Princess caroline's daddy?

Tricia13 said...

Albert of Monaco

Keith C. said...

HIPPA is your friend!

J said...

Meanwhile the sap halfwit saves himself for that shrew.

Erin said...

Prince Albert and his poor wife Charlene?

norster said...

Bet Charlene wishes she had run a bit quicker and a bit harder !

Zebra Seasoning said...

oooo Albert. Poor Charlene. Princess Sad Face.

Chernobyl said...

From the sounds of it he was running her a bit harder. If you know what I mean *wink wink*

MissDavie said...

I wonder why Grace Kelly settled for Monaco? I bet Confidential or one of the other rags was about to expose her promiscuity. She certainly had some useless lump kids.

Zebra Seasoning said...

He looks like a potato.

Freed Weave said...

Not any different from Kate's loveless obligatory wedding either

Vita said...

Albert!

Do Tell said...

Kate and William do seem to love each other.

Monkeyweather said...

All of today's so-called "royals", including their offspring, are parasitic useless lumps.

gauloise said...

@MissDavie She actually was in love and wanted to marry Oleg Cassini, but her parents wouldn't allow it. She married into royalty to seek approval from her father, who looked down on her acting career

Monkeyweather said...

I mean, apart from the neighbor lady he was boinking...

norster said...

I bet Charlene wishes she had run a bit quicker and a bit harder !

norster said...

Sorry repeating myself here.

Rosie riveter said...

Ew gross. I bet he's lotsa not fun

Freed Weave said...

They love each other... as friends. Body language experts can say the same lol

Sd Auntie said...

Very unattractive man . He has daughter and son with 2 others. So there is a 3rd one? Wow.just like Stephanie...

Angela said...

Except that it's extremely unlikely that Albert and Charlene are even on speaking terms. Charlene tried repeatedly to flee Monaco and to break the engagement before the wedding.

For instance, she escaped through the back door at Armani's in Paris after trying her wedding dress. She wanted to ask for asylum at the South Africa embassy. A few days later, she was spotted at the Nice airport just before her flight was supposed to take off. The French police contacted the Monegasque authorities, who asked them to prevent her from taking the plane.

It's most likely that she signed some kind of deal just before the wedding. The important thing for Albert and Monaco was that she had a heir. She had twins, which actually suggests IVF. She stays married with him for a few years, she makes a few public appearances, she gets a divorce after a few years, Albert gets custody of the kids, and she gets a huge settlement in exchange. And it's very likely that she isn't in touch with him except when required.

Albert has a few nervous issues, like some uncontrollable stutter that triggers from time to time (he always has a water bottle next to him, so he can stop and drink slowly a glass of water until it's over). And, if he wasn't a prince, he would have ridden the short bus. His school results were always terrible. His teachers spent a lot of time correcting his grades, otherwise he would have never been able to pass a school year.

Stéphanie was also engaged at some point to a guy who was later convicted as a coke dealer, she was also a mess because of fake rumors that she was the one driving the car that Grace was in (Grace was in the driver's seat and most likely had a stroke while driving which resulted in the accident). Grace was also connected in her later years to a cult that ended with a series of mass suicides in the nineties (the Order of the Solar Temple). And Caroline (the eldest of the three children) has a reputation for being a highfaluting bitch.

So, Charlene being all "Whaaaat????" from seing whom Albert had met in the last two weeks is small fry compared to what the Grimaldis tend to do.

Mischi said...

fat Albert. Don't feel sorry for Charlene. She had years of living in luxury before marrying him, and I didn't see any guns at the wedding. She could have left anytime.

And the body language experts and 99% of people who aren't sugars say that Kate and William are madly in love with each other.

Sand1 said...

King Felipe and Queen of spain

Sand1 said...

Spain

Sand1 said...

Spain king and queen

Sand1 said...

King Felipe of spain

Sand1 said...

King felipe

T. W. said...

I thought Prince Albert Piercing was gay

anastasia said...

Charlene was crying at her wedding. It totally did not look like tears from happiness. It looked like someone crying because they realized the were marrying into something awful. It blew my mind. And he was rude and told her to stop crying instead of trying to comfort her.

Do Not Lie said...

Hence Charlene's perpetual sad face. As for the couple of commenters insinuating their own opinion of Prince William's marriage, F*ck off! You know nothing what goes on behind closed doors in any marriage yet alone a fishbowl union. More relevant, why do you harp on it as though their happiness is relevant to you?!

Drewholtaus said...

In what country was Albert's 15 year old lover legal?

Guesser said...

@Angela,it says she saw a list,not that he told her. I suppose we can be relieved the 15 year old was his child,not a lover. She lived with him for years before marriage,she could have left. Big payoff that she regrets. And short bus,really? No just dumb,stuttering has nothing to do with intelligence. And you left out when Princess Stephanie literally joined the circus.

Velvet Voice said...

Albert had a kid vvho everybodyy knevv so I assume this is him vvith a 15 y o daughter

King Felipe of Spain vvas suppose to have a child vvith an ex gf but she-he must be like 25 right novv and The Dutch King? Nah Maxima vvould tear him into pieces, she s latin so FIERCY ...
I still remember the leaked emails she sent to her parents before the xxedding to "chill out cause if he disrespect her SHE VVAS GOING TO BEAT THE SHXXT OF HIM AGAINTS A VVALL" ... yea .. she s 1OO% ARGENTINIAN ...

Tricia13 said...
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Tricia13 said...

lol @Guesser. Thanks for your factual -brevity 🙏

Sd Auntie said...

His daughter grew up in Northern San Diego and last time I saw, was a college student. His son with the African Airline stewardess is s teen and interested in Soccer. He does support these kids which is good but obviously does not include them. Yeah very trashy Grimaldi's. Been to that church and casino and it's beautiful. Windy steep hills too.

Sd Auntie said...

Like father like son KJC and KF. Pendejo. His wife is just perfect..

Unknown said...

trump is a parasitic useless lump.

Unknown said...

And Caroline was involved with a man twice her age. Married him, rather eloped. He turned out to be some con or hustler. Parents jumped in and got an annulment.

Zeroh Tollrants said...

I assumed Albert had many, many children everywhere.

rv65 said...

I once saw a thread on a royal gossip forum on Albert and it seems that he has rather interesting sexual preferences. He seems to like to have his friend with him and that he likes to have said friend watch him have sex. Another guy posted something from a guy in Monaco who said that Albert is Bi (60/40 Men to women) and that everybody in the principality seems to know. Apparently, the principality is paying for a some guy to live in the US to live like a Prince and what not. Also, I wonder if Charlene is basically his beard because he seems to like guys a little more than women, but will do either. Charlene's body tends to look more androgynous and maybe he likes that as it is closer to his preferred gender. Of course take this with a grain of salt.

Do Not Lie said...

Middle aged and miserable by nature, Albert must be difficult in long doses I imagine. (Detached and self indulgent.) Keep in mind the para phrase:When you marry for money, you earn every cent.
Also, Stephanie was a wild child during this time which coincided with Caroline forcing her parents into accepting a well worn 40 plus year old Playboy Philippe Junot as their tarnished son in law while they were only a handful of years older than him. Caroline was a stunning beauty but tempestuous and willful. Grace had huge stress planning that dreaded nuptial coupled with a bratty Stephanie piping up in her signature way to get attention. No matter who drove that car that tragic day, a 52 year old mom suffering a serious stroke is statistically improbable. The kids (daughters being high maintenance) played a stressor. If Albert has been a lying Playboy SOB all of his adult life then he wasn't a bed of roses as a kid either! My curiosity beckons: was he on JE's log too?!

Unknown said...

@DoNotLie: Thank you. Nobody will ever know what happened with the car crash. One walked away physically unscathed, the other died.

MissDavie said...
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MissDavie said...

Albert should have married Lindsay Lohan. Now that would have been a hoot forever.

Angela said...

Oh, Tricia... I knew you would take it personally when I'd mention the short bus.

And most of what I posted here has never seen the light in the US, on tabloids or on other places. The story about Albert's grades actually comes directly from a French IRS guy I knew who had been affected for a couple of years in Monaco. All of Albert's teachers were quite embarrassed by the constant need to adjust his grades for the family to save face.

17Steps said...

Princess Stephanie didn’t “walk away unscathed”. She fractured her neck.

Goodau said...

I'll never forget Charlene's puffy, tear streaked face as she was "accompanied" back through the airport by a security squad after her last attempt to flee in the week prior to their wedding. From memory the security guards persuaded her to stay by confiscating her passport. Front page of the papers around the world. Poor woman.

Guesser said...

@Angela most of what you wrote was written about in real time in British and US tabloids. As witnessed by the U.S. college admissions scandal, wealthy people buying their children's grades is nothing new or unusual. JFK Jr? Would he have graduated law school if his name was John Jones? Prince Albert may be a major tool,But he somehow managed to get a college degree,speak several languages,and compete as an Olympic Athlete (his wife was also an Olympic Swimmer). And I am the one offended by "short bus". My Dad worked for ARC, and substitute teacher for the kids on the short bus after retiring. He did this when they still shunned in group homes, they were hidden in the wooded areas, as if they could come out and attack the smart people like you. And it was by choice,not necessity.

E said...

France again. Could the SPs even be bothered to change the narrative so it's no so obvious?

Guesser said...

@Unknown @7:16pm, Prince Caroline actually had to confess her first marriage was a fraud to spite her family. Her annulment wasn't that easy,she wanted her children to be legitimate under Church Law. Of course,she was later a young widow. The annulment was not granted until after her husband's death.

Mischi said...

@Guesser - Charlene and Albert speak English to each other because neither of them speaks French very well. I've seen Albert speaking French, and he's not completely fluent. Despite the fact that the official language of his principality is French and the Monaguesques bear a French passport.

Also, I remember reading a story about some economic advisor or something of the sort who worked closely with Albert and said that the man was juvenile and not very bright. He was obsessed with go cart racing and would spend all his time and energy doing it or preparing for it, or reading about it.

Mischi said...

I saw Philippe Junot in the street a long time ago. I was very young and very attractive at the time (not so much anymore). I was the only one who recognized him and I told my friends who he was. He was very flattered at having a bunch of teenagers ogle him and point at him and making a big fuss about him. He was still married to Caroline at the time. He was okay looking, tanned like the rich French like to be, but not especially charismatic or handsome.

Velvet Voice said...

Dont forget KAREN MULDER said she vvas raped by a guy from the monaco royalty ... and everybopdy looked at albert ...

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