Wednesday, February 28, 2007

There Is Something Seriously Wrong With Ryan Seacrest

Yes, we all know Ryan is an arrogant, self absorbed ass, but there is something else that is really wrong with him. Last week the producer of American Idol said he had not seen the photos of Antonella Barba. His story was sketchy, but maybe 5% believable. LAST night at a Playboy party celebrating the 3rd season of Girls Next Door Ryan Seacrest said he had not seen any of the racy photos. It has been a week since most of them came out. Randy and Simon were at the party and like every other guy in the world but Ryan, they had seen them. How can Ryan Seacrest work at E! and at American Idol and not have seen the photos? It would seem to me that simply out of curiosity or just being a guy would make you want to take a look. Nope, not Ryan. He probably did not enjoy the Playboy party either, and did not see any women while he was there. He was probably more interested in the zoo animals and seeing who could preen better.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

He saw the penis she was working, but did not bother to look up to see her face.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

This guy reminds me of Jeffrey Dahmer. Same creepiness factor, too.

Twisted Sister said...

Why would this surprise up EL? If it was one of the boys that had some racy pictures posted, I'm sure Ryan would have looked for them.

Also, Ryan probably likes to keep his computer off. He can't quite see his image in the monitor when it's on.

Vienna Mom said...

Meh, no controversy here.

I'm not a Ryan fan, but I think that he was probably trying to keep from saying anything negative about the situation -- in keeping with his role of "friend to the Idol contestants."

k122n said...

ok i have to say it - ryan seacrest looks like the geico gecko.

ok there, i feel SO much better having said that.

Anonymous said...

Of course he's not interested in looking at the pictures because there's not a penis involved, or two penises and an ass....

lizz said...

I would just like to say that I met Ryan once and he was anything but an arrogant self-absorbed ass. It was a few years ago so he could have changed, but when I met him he was a lovely, friendly, and gracious person.

Just wanted to defend him a bit.

mookie said...

does that pic at the beg. of the ryan post look like jason priestly or do i just need to get my eyes checked?

eek. so ryan's an ass? aww, how sad.

Anonymous said...

Lie, lie, lie to defuse. Of course he's seen them, unless he's been too busy 'googling' himself.
Agreed, BrendaLove! Ew, creepy.
K122n, the gecko's cuter.
Juju

Anonymous said...

Ryan's got major gayface in both these pics, though the top pic (the hot one) doesn't really look like him. If that's how he looked when Merv Griffin made use of him, Merv - I now understand.

Somehow though, Ry always strikes me as mainly asexual.

Anonymous said...

Gaycrest Out!

amber said...

Gay jokes aside, I think he just lied so that he wouldn't have to comment further on it.

He doesn't seem particularly gay to me, besides his fake tan, bleached teeth and frosted hair (that's probably like 80% of the male population in LA). But he just seems sooooo full of himself, and wayyy too self assured. He makes me feel icky. What does he have to be proud of? Seriously?!

WTF said...

I'm sad that award season is over. It's fun to listen to him and wait for the comments he makes to try to sound like he's heterosexual.

Lara said...

Seacrest makes me a sad panda. Obviously i'm a sucker for gossip, so I used to like watching E!, but it's so painfully embarrassing to watch him present anything that I cringe and change the channel these days.

Watching him actually interview someone...that leaves me rocking in the corner, praying for it all to end. He's a horrific interviewer. Kudos to Angelina for treating his mindless crap with fitting incredulity.

mngddess said...

Ent, if you have a similar photo of yourself, shirtless and reclining on a chaise lounge, please send 2 copies immediately to myself and Hez. And maybe BrendaLove....

Thenk yew veddy much.

Cyn

Anonymous said...

I naturally assumed since he had no talent he would just go away. Ha! Anyway, he probably hasn't seen any nude pics of women. Really he couldn't do it if he wanted to.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I'm down with a shirtless ENT!

Anonymous said...

^ You know they say those Texas men are hot.

Anonymous said...

^ You know they say those Texas men are hot.

Anonymous said...

Im a girl and I peaked...lol...and I admit it!!!

For the record though....the oral sex pics were NOT her.