Friday, March 02, 2007

Pictures of Beyonce Actually Looking Pretty--Aah, The Magic Of Photoshop






The only comment I would make is that the flamenco number has to go and could you put your arms down. Pleeeeeeeese. I know you shave there or wax there. The whole world knows it by now. Honestly, we will remember. You do not need to show us every five minutes. I don't know who told you that was the way you should pose, but it is really starting to annoy me. Not annoying like Joaquin Phoenix's scar in Walk The Line, or Hugh Grant's teeth in Notting Hill, but still annoying.

18 comments:

michele said...

I LOVE Joaquin Phoenix, he was awesome in Walk the Line. He's sooo hot and is such an awesome actor.

hez said...

Sing it with me, kids: "Her face is too trannylicious!"

I call that arms-over-the-head thing as the deeply sincere "Don't Take a Picture of ME" pose...

Anonymous said...

Oh, Hez, how very perez-y of you! Thought you were on the wagon there . . .

SB

Anonymous said...

Hez if you think she looks like a tranny you are either extremely delusional or jealous.

Yes she is getting very annoying recently but there is no denying the fact that Beyonce is very attractive.

And does not look in the least like a tranny.

mngddess said...

What if Beyonce is the subject of the very first blind item? Now THAT would be a shocker....

I still think its J Lo though.

Cyn

supergirl said...

Why why why with arms in the air?? Someone please explain. I just don't get it.

lisap515 said...

Beyonce has tranny moments. It's the over-the-top hair, poses, outfits.

Anonymous said...

i always love how people say she is very attractive. that may be true, but what about when the lace-front wigs (glued-on!); fake eyelashes, and make-up are removed?

Anonymous said...

Um yeah, but you could say that about most celebrities. In fact, 90% of women are far uglier with makeup removed. True story!

Kathy said...

I used to think Beyonce was attractive, but lately she's been looking rough. The straight hair is so not working for me, and I, too, and tired of the armpit exposure.

I know her mom makes all her outfits, but soft and flowing would SO work for her instead of all this form-fitting stuff.

Morgan said...

Wow, commenting about Beyonce's armpits, so original EL.

ukgrrl said...

Oh I do not like this woman or her family anymore. Over-exposed and overrated. Over everything. Her stans can hate me all they want but their egos are astounding!
The pits, the wigs, the mysterious baby daniel, mama tina's 'dereon', pimpa joe 2.0... too much!
I hope its true that its over with Jay-Z....even if he irritates me too.

lisap515 said...

ukgrrl...okay you lost me. why "the mysterious baby daniel". Did I miss some rumors?

Anonymous said...

This shitz and the JHud bitchery from yesterdays proves it: ENT isn't a str8 man he's a queen or a bastardly fat chick.

I have been sniffing an anti-Black bias on this board, does he EVER say anything nice about Blacks? Any Black kindness posts.

Yup the bitch is a bitch but not yet in Dlisted or Perez terrritory but give Miss Thang more time.

p.s. this blog is the biggest scam since JT Leroy's phony book.

Anonymous said...

This shitz and the JHud bitchery from yesterdays proves it: ENT isn't a str8 man he's a queen or a bastardly fat chick.

I have been sniffing an anti-Black bias on this board, does he EVER say anything nice about Blacks? Any Black kindness posts.

Yup the bitch is a bitch but not yet in Dlisted or Perez terrritory but give Miss Thang more time.

p.s. this blog is the biggest scam since JT Leroy's phony book.

Anonymous said...

anon double poster 3:41 and 3:41
you're kidding right??
i think it is you who have a chip...
I actually think Ent is black...
and thus all the more reason to feel free to criticize a black woman who is fair game since she is a celeb...
finger pointers like yourself are just lurking on various blogs waiting for someone to insult you or your race...
Did you miss him dissecting and crucifying certain white women every day here?
the point of this and all the gossip blogs...
hence the reason for OUR being here...
and the moment he criticizes a black woman (now 2) you are breathing down his throat...

COUNT EM UP
I quickly counted 130 white women critiques versus 18 black women... and of the 18 black woman he doesn't really slam any of them except the 2 that you and your tunnel vision are fixating on...

and his top 3 targets are nowhere near black...
paris denise and eva

get a grip... lose the chip...

Anonymous said...

Solange's blue-eyed black baby. His origins r a complete mystery. Especially considering the tight leash Matthew has kept his daughters on since, well, birth! Cut long story short, the Knowles no-comment any daniel talk.

lisap515 said...

I thought Daniel's dad was mixed? I mean, if a person who is race classified as WHITE, could have a baby who is considered black, and all this through PAST genetic ancestry....couldn't blue be a dominate gene even if family is black (African America to be politically correct). If B&S mom is creole, I would think there could be blue eyed babies down the line somewhere. But what the hell do I know. Just supposing.