Friday, March 02, 2007

Pigs Attack Posh - Realize She Is An Alien




While visiting schools in LA for her photo-op children, she encountered two pot belly pigs who roam free in the science section of the school. Sensing danger from a life form not of this earth, they swarmed the high heeled wearing, almost entirely artificial Posh. She screamed and cried and begged not to have to do a Spice Girls reunion while trying to run in a pair of high heels. As she tried to run in her 8 inch heels, everyone who was with her started laughing and laughing and laughing. After the incident, Posh was so shaken she did not eat for a week and dropped in weight to the size of a 7 year old girl.

12 comments:

mookie said...

...but they have the same snout...why didn't the piggie recognize and represent?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't sound like EL wrote this.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

ENT is getting cheekier by the day, anon!

How do you get thighs like that? Is it exercise, high heels every second you're alive, or starvation?

Anonymous said...

Mookie, you're killing me here in Big TX! those pigs were going to be on a rampage once they realized they ate some dried cardboard, if they had gotten to her....

Anonymous said...

They thought that she was their queen.

GGA

vera said...

Attack Pigs! They were defending the students above and beyond the call of duty.

Mistik said...

I just want to know exactly what kind of impression she thought she was making by showing up in Daisy Dukes. "Hi, I have millions, but I'm really just regular folk, though incredibly badly dressed, folks. Please enrol my sons in your swanky school and teach them the ways of the west coast."

Explain to me again why people think this woman has style? She always looks painfully uncomfortable in whatever she's wearing and nine times out of ten, looks ridiculous...

Anonymous said...

She always looks like a Bitter Betty, but her bag is fabulous.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering why you had a picture of Perez Hilton up there. My bad. THAT nasty pig's not pink enough to be Perez and looks a million times more fuckable than that fat piece of meth-addicted shite!!

Anonymous said...

mistik, i don't think that pic is from the school visit, i think it's an old one...didn't she dye her hair a lighter blond recently?

ukgrrl said...

Yeah she is a Cali blonde now but thinning terribly. So glad she's going waaaaaaaaaaay over there. Why even visit miserable Blighty and get reminded of the times u used to weigh 3x current weight, and noone seems to fathom your etra extraterrestrial 'specialness'?! Oh and summer lasts all of 4days so no bloody daisy dukes!Posh was born to live in LA!

Anonymous said...

That is cruelty to the pigs, exposing them to Posh.