Friday, March 02, 2007
While visiting schools in LA for her photo-op children, she encountered two pot belly pigs who roam free in the science section of the school. Sensing danger from a life form not of this earth, they swarmed the high heeled wearing, almost entirely artificial Posh. She screamed and cried and begged not to have to do a Spice Girls reunion while trying to run in a pair of high heels. As she tried to run in her 8 inch heels, everyone who was with her started laughing and laughing and laughing. After the incident, Posh was so shaken she did not eat for a week and dropped in weight to the size of a 7 year old girl.