You Want Some More Buffalo Wings?

Sanjaya Malakar is an American Idol contestant. I know this even without watching. I also know that he allegedly sucks and no one understands why he is still around. I also heard about the crying girl which was the biggest put up job since everyone thought Ryan was gay and coming out of the closet. (Tickets?) What I didn't know about Sanjaya was that his sister is a former Hooters Girl. That's how he keeps from getting voted off the show. All the Hooters girls are getting their drunk male customers to vote for Sanjaya. Passengers on Hooters Air are being forced to remain on board until they vote for Sanjaya. Well obviously there has to be some explanation. (The vote for the worst website is too obvious) Mmmm. Buffalo wings.