Thursday, May 31, 2007

Diesel Store Opening

Someone Kim Kardashian actually turned down. Do you know how disgusting you have to be before that happens?
Sorry you weren't on top Brittany. Alphabet and laziness were to blame.
"Yep. I had two hookers and coke all over their naked bodies. What did you do last night? Watch American Idol Recap?"
Seriously. Did I miss the hippie memo? This is becoming a trend I don't want and for which my aging body is unprepared. Ent is not a headband guy.
When you live with a poker player and 18 kids, grooming is not high on the list. Remember this guy was married to Shannon Elizabeth.
Christina Aguilera from two years ago.
Ludacris looks great.
I'm thinking her kid is going to want to breast feed until he is 12.
Speaking of breast feeding.
Sorry Taryn. You are not ZX so no need to tease with your pics anymore.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think MV is Paula Abdul. Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

So ent,
Is Kim the celebutard who was a madame BI? You know with her buying designer clothes from two years ago on eBay on such. She's pretty, but boring. I just don't see the appeal.

Tracee

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Brandon, we haven't seen you around much lately? You been at home playing with the Crisco?

Anonymous said...

Aww, Ludacris. He's gorgeous. And so sassy and stylish. He's the man! :D

Anonymous said...

That's not Christina, it's Kim Kardashian.

Anonymous said...

Poor Kristy Swanson, she was hot as the original Buffy.

lexi-con said...

brandon was hot circa 98' he got greasier, jason got fatter (that tends to happen when your parents buy you a hanson's wedding cake as a snack/reward for minding your manners).

Anonymous said...

Wow, is someone getting an ego with "his" big blog or did someone break character? Talking in the third person, "ENT"? Anonymous thinks that is not cool. Maybe we should call you PivENT?

"This is becoming a trend I don't want and for which my aging body is unprepared. Ent is not a headband guy."

Anonymous said...

2 things..

Callum Best is giving the Fuck you sign..not the peace sign lol (UK sign)

WTF happend to Tarryn Manning's face??? Is SHE the BI about the facelift??? awfull..used to be cute.

Anonymous said...

And that's called sarcasm, 1:11.

Anonymous said...

wow, 2:09...simmer down. I thought it was funny.

And the Ludacris thing - has he come out yet or are those just still 'rumors'?

kellysirkus said...

If anything, KIM is the one SELLING designer ware on eBay. She started her "career" as a celebrity closet organizer - WTF? - and as such, she was kind enough to remove the discards. She def was selling them on eBay with the original owner's name attached. That's how she met Parasite

kellysirkus said...

As to Kristy Swanson and her sudden unfortunate aesthetic demise - KARMA'S A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kim K, Paris, Nicole, Kim S, Brandon & all the other BH personalties grew up together since their toddler years. Pretty well documented kellysirkus. Their parents' social connections brought them all together not Ebay.