Thursday, September 18, 2008

Today's Blind Items

Which A list comic funny man film star needs to keep a closer eye on his wife? Seems that she has taken a very keen interest in the agent who lives next door. Everytime his wife leaves town and our funnyman leaves town, these two never spend a second apart.

53 comments:

elly said...

Will Ferrell?

Miss X said...
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Miss X said...

Well, how do you know the other two aren't meeting up somewhere as well. The two couples should just swap properly.

Hehe, but seriously, there aren't enough clues here to even make a guess unless I knew of a comedian living next to an agent.

captivagrl said...

sandler?

Elle said...

I'm going for Chris Rock.

deity2 said...

my vote goes to seinfeld!

deity2 said...

sorry....just noticed the " film star" ......... idk

littlemanwhatnow said...

i was thinking chris rock too

Quintessential Southerner said...

ben stiller. he seems like a hapless sack.

Ayesha said...

Southerner, I didn't think of it until now, but I bet you're right. His wife is an ambitious cunty social climber. Marrying Ben Stiller didn't do enough for her "career", so she's going after someone else who can give her a boost.

captivagrl said...

prob not sandler, jackie's very pregnant.

Dijea said...

love the ben stiller guess!

jw12 said...

Is Ben Stiller funny?

JoAnn said...

This one is very obvious....

NOT! Who knows a funnyman who is married, and lives next to an agent. We don't even know what grade funny he is, or isn't! Or how famous he is.

Ok-usually I like the blind items, but this one is very blind.

Lissa said...

I wouldn't really call Ben Stiller a comic though. I like the Chris Rock guess. Or Kevin James.

Quintessential Southerner said...

jw12

i don't find many comics funny, but apparently hwood does.

for example, adam sandler hasn't been funny since he sang the Hanukkah song on snl. but someone keeps giving him roles.

kathryn said...

I would guess that the agent is someone who's name we would recognize like Ari Emmanuel...

Quintessential Southerner said...

per wikipedia (yes i know how reliable they are), he is considered a comedian.

is there a difference between a comic and comedian?

Kate said...

Remember the blind item years ago about a trio of friends, one into smack, one into coke, and one into hookers? I thought we figured out that it was Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller, respectively.

Pretty sure it's Ben Stiller.

captivagrl said...

Will Ferrell is a solid comic A-lister when it comes to film, but i also considered Jack Black....

Mooshki said...

Don't Ferrell and Stiller have young kids in the picture? I can't see how their wives could spend every second with another guy. Or am I naive thinking that they aren't having the nannies raise them?

junglekitten said...

I say STILLER!!! His wife is pretty attractive!! I wonder who the agent is!! How about Jack Black???

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

If I were married to Ben Stiller, I would cheat.

The Writer said...

I doubt it's Black or Ferrell because their kids are really young. Sandler's wife is pregnant again, and chasing after a toddler. I'm going with Stiller, too. Their kids aren't so young that they couldn't be left with a nanny -- and I am pretty sure the girl is old enough to be in school.

sandman said...

terrible clueless bi

Being JustBlue said...

I like the Ben Stiller guess too. I think both Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld are separated or divorced.

Unless of course it's Jack Black. I guess he's A-list.

not a famous adrian said...

Jack Black's wife just had another baby in May--I doubt very much it is her.

kelliknows said...

first thought was Will Ferrell..then thought maybe Steve Martin's much younger wife getting bored?

Beth said...

I like the Ben Stiller guess, but I am wondering if Enty would have been a little more specific if it were him (i.e. funny film start/writer/director). Of course, tht would have made it too obvious.

Seinfeld isn't separated.

plot said...

Stiller and his wife seem so over each other in photos, bored.. I'm liking this guess. It always seemed like Ben married her because he finally got the prettiest girl in high school - no longer stuck with the goth chicks and stoners.

Chris Rock is perpetually separated from his wife. Then he buys her some jewelry and he's allowed back into the Kingdom. Then he messes up again...

Seinfeld and his wife are a juggernaut duo, ambitious and don't mind leaving a body count in their wake. I don't see them ever separating, but who knows.

Jamie's Girl said...

I would not put it past Stiller's wife. She is beautiful and as someone put it, a social climber. Plus, she will always be tied to him with her child support, er, kids.

Moonmaid said...

Steve Martin may not be a bad guess. He already had one girlfriend leave him for another woman...

Mooshki said...

Aw, you guys may be right about Stiller, but that would make me sad. I always thought they had a good relationship - I heard him talking about how they were great friends before they got romantically involved and it sounded so sweet.

Ice Angel said...

I don't know about Ben and Christine. Ben wasn't exactly A-list when they met and they dated for quite a while. Her kids are like 3 and 6, so it's not like she doesn't have the 3 year old all day. They seem genuinely happy.

I'd feel even worse if it was Steve Martin. He has such bad luck in the love department.

ms snarky said...

Rock lives in NYC, though, I think in Brooklyn. How many big time agents live in Brooklyn? I don't think it's Chris.

ms snarky said...

In my perfect world this would be Woody Allen. how great would that be?

Bad Fish said...

Any chance its Steve Carell?

WTF said...

Steve Carell is who I first thought of.

Mooshki said...

"Any chance its Steve Carell?"

Does that mean he'll soon be free to marry me?

Molly said...

ms snarky....karma!!! that would be awesome!

mooshki, yes, you are now free to marry steve, but if it is him, he'll screw around on you, too.

i really don't think this is ben stiller only because we never hear anything bad about them and this guy sound like a major tool.

Bad Fish said...

btw guys if you're in the mood for more blinds i have some up on WUD today! :)

Molly said...

bad fish, i have no clue what that is, can you link me up, pls?

i skip a lot of posts here because i don't read every item enty writes.

Mooshki said...

It's her blog - "Winners Use Drugs."

Molly said...

thnx mooshki.

not a famous adrian said...

Molly-- I don't think it is Ben Stiller either--he is pretty high up in status and money at this point.
I'm not sure who his wife could get to top him.

Bad Fish said...

Heh heh thanks Mooshki, I took it for granted, thinking everyone would know to just check my blogger profile! My bad peeps! lol

Molly said...

naf adrian, yeah, i agree.

bad fish, i'm either too dense or too lazy to do that...lol.

Cheryl said...

Wasn't Ben Stiller's wife the answer to a blind about someone who only talks to you if you can do something for her? Maybe the agent can do something for her Ben can't.

Laura said...

If it was Ben Stiller or Steve Carrell wouldnt he mention the wife was an actress? Christine Taylor and Melora Hardin are pretty well known actresses in their own right.

Laura said...

That said, I like the Seinfield guess.

Beth said...

Laura, Melora Hardin isn't married to Steve Carell. Nancy Walls, formerly of the Daily Show, is his wife.

Laura said...

Your right Beth, sorry I knew it was an Office chick. Just was Carol, not Jan. :/

shakey said...

Seinfeld isn't A-list movie, just tv. He wouldn't even be Bee list. Oh, I made a funny. I am 10 years old. Enjoy your Captain Morgan everyone. I know I am.