Tuesday, September 30, 2008

You May Want To Rethink That


Heather Mills is apparently going through her $50M settlement so fast that she has practically nothing left. Maybe she didn't understand that this money was going to be a one time thing. "A lot of it has gone to charity and I kept some to invest in projects and causes that will make this world a better place."

She does know that once it is gone, it is gone and that she is probably a little too old to return to her former career. I'm sure she thinks she is going to be able to dazzle some old guy and get him to marry her, and then a few weeks after the wedding he suddenly turns up dead and she is rich without the drama of a divorce trial, but instead the drama of a murder trial to keep the fans interested.

Oh, yes, fans. She seems to think that everyone in America loves her. She doesn't understand of course that when you are giving money to charities, of course those people love you, but when they find out you don't have anymore money then they are polite, but distant. Kind of like her former profession. As long as you have money the fun continues, but when you run out they are looking for the next person with money.

Now, on a positive note I will say that she has managed to contribute to some organizations and charities that really are great. But still though, to just go through almost $50M in less than a year is something she might be regretting in the future.

13 comments:

BlahFrickinBlah said...

FFS, I wish I had that problem. But then again, I'm not an idiot to waste that kind of money in one year. Shit, I could live the rest of my life on a small fraction of a fraction of that money. God I hate that bitch.

canadachick said...

what a useless waste of skin - why does anyone even interview her - no one gives a rat's ass

kris said...

I thought that money was to secure hers and her daughter's future....what an idiot.

califblondy said...

I don't believe anything she says. I seriously doubt that she has no money left.

Boo friggin' hoo Heather.

Nature Girl said...

She's delusional.

I also doubt that she's spent that money. Didn't her ex-lawyer or whatever say that she never paid bills, didn't actually give money to charities like she says she does, etc?

Bitch.

MontanaMarriott said...

I am sure that her daughter already has a McCartney trustfund so that money is all Heather's.

Also I may need your help Enty, but do you pay taxes on divorce settlements?
If so after lawyer's, court fees and taxes, she will be lucky to ome home with $25mil.

Punkimeowzer said...

I don't understand what Paul McCartney saw in her? I think as long as she has their daughter she'll never be without. I saw a story on her in the news the other week. Apparently she donated $1 million in vegetarian food to low income families. She was at a park in Harlem cooking and giving out vegan food. There was a lot of people and it looked legit.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I'm with califblondy. Heather Mills is professional con artist and as shrewd as the day is long. She's probably made some donations, sure, but there is no way in hell she's given most of it away to charities. Guarantee she's got a tidy sum tucked away, and she's just flapping her piehole to prolong that 15 minutes that's quickly ticking down.

gillian said...

Crazy Bitch. End of.

nunaurbiz said...

I'd want to see PROOF she actually contributed SO MUCH to "charity" that she doesn't have money herself.

I'm not buying any story from her!

Harriet Hellfire said...

I really, truly believe the woman is insane.

bionic bunny! said...

harriet, she's not insane. she's sociopathic. big diff.
she learned a lot when she lost that leg, i made the mistake of marrying an amputee (yes, the asshole i refer to so often) when i was very young. they learn how to work the system. not ALL of them, but there are some people who already have a bent toward that.
poor paul. i hope he finds love again, and i hope he is able to find love again, and doesn't get screwed (literally and figuratively) again.

Jungle007 said...

I'm still LOLing at the pic of her. freeze-frame on psycho bitch. ha.