Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Today's Blind Items

"Hey aren't you?" There have been a rash of sightings and I use the term rash here as a caution to all people to not engage in unprotected sex with workers of the sex industry. Anyway, the rash of sightings took place over a two day period. Who was being seen and what were they doing? Well it turns out this A list country singer might have been enjoying the absence of his wife because for two days there were sightings of our singer picking up women who make their living on the streets. At least three times over a 48 hour period our singer cruised around in his very recognizable car and picked up women for about 20 minutes of fun. Now, I don't know if he was just not getting any at home or if he wanted to give his wife a very special Christmas present that could not be returned.

53 comments:

Cooper's Mom said...

is Keith Urban too obvious???

Sylvia said...

Does Tim McGraw fool around?

amster said...

Alan Jackson

teddymac said...

Keith Urban

Harriet Hellfire said...

Brad Paisley.

I am really just throwing a name out there. I know he's married and definitely counts as A list.

Chatty said...

"cruised around" makes me think of Keith Urban immediately, but I agree, is he too obvious? who drives a recognizable car?

CM said...

Wasn't this a clue before about the "very recognizable car"? I am just drawing a blank. Someone help ....

Ror said...

Conway Twitty

cuz it's fun to say

Kara said...

I don't know who has a very recognizable car except maybe Big & Rich and I don't know if either one is married.

Chatty said...

wait, I think Toby Keith may have a classic car?

Sarah Jane said...

Tim McGraw

Dijea said...

I wish like crazy it was Tim McGraw - can't stand the man or his wife. But if rumors are anything to go by its probably Brad Paisley. What a douche!

Sarah said...

@CM, I remember there being a blind ostensibly involving Keith Urban and his Hummer, way back when.

Chatty said...

hmmmmm, could "pickup" have been the clue?
http://media.ford.com/article_display.cfm?article_id=26273

Syd said...

Kenny Chesney.

Wait, he was picking up women. Never mind.

David D. said...

I'm with Dijea--much as I'd love it to be Tim McGraw (with his 'fun' lasting 20 minutes, he could be called Quick Draw McGraw), I too think it's probably Brad Paisley.

califblondy said...

Wait, Brad is an ass? Dangit.

J said...

billy ray cyrus...oh, it says A-list! back to the drawing board...

AnnMarie said...

Alan Jackson has an antique car collection. I don't know where he lives, but it might recognizable as "his" there.

DNfromMN said...

Toby Keith? Drives and spokesperson for Ford?

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

I'm going to guess Garth Brooks. I don't know what he drives, but I assume he drives something expensive and fancy. And given that he lives outside of Tulsa, a Rolls or a Bentley would be VERY distinctive.

Just a guess, though. It's probably Keith Urban. It always seems to be Keith Urban....

Grace said...

Three times in 48 hours? Wow...

KDrockstarfromMN said...

"Cruising" made me think of Keith Urban, too. Though lately I've been thinking like Mooshki when she said, "All. Of. Them." ;-)

Monalicious said...

Alan Jackson......... He did a song a long time ago about about "Gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it on down the road". And he has cheated on the wife very publicly before! It was even on the cover of "County Music Magazine", about his wife and him getting back together after he cheated.
Damn.........some guys are scum!

Katharine said...

I never post, but for this one, I had to. There is NO WAY that this is anyone but Alan Jackson. For as much as I love him and his music (He's pretty much the only one left in that genre who knows what REAL country is, but this is not the time or the place for that rant), he is an absolute dog. I also think its him because one of his hits is a song called "Mercury Blues," which involves him buying him a Mercury and cruising it up and down the road, to paraphrase the song. I'm also pretty sure that he was given an old Mercury after he released that song. He and his wife had a pretty public separation several years ago, and then reconciled. I think its been mentioned here before, too, but there were a LOT of whispers about him and Faith Hill a decade(ish?) ago.

It breaks my heart to admit my conviction. But in the grand scheme of things, better him than George Strait. ;)

califblondy said...

better him than George Strait. ;)

Amen to that!

Urban Myths said...

Keith Urban.

Ernestine said...

Ror, I swear on every God and every Bible that I was going to say Conway Twitty, too!

I love him. He looks like an oily toad! "Lay you down and softly whisper/pretty love words in your ear..." Ah, Conway. He's the grossest!

Oh, and yeah, I dunno the real answer to this blind. He sounds like a real champ, though.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I love Conway Twitty! *L*

nunaurbiz said...

It is most definitely AJ. He's had a roaming eye and guess what folks?!? A vintage car collection!!!!!! He is very noted in Music City for cruising around in his vintage cars.

You can read about his love for automobiles here:
http://www.cmt.com/artists/news/1495021/20041217/jackson_alan.jhtml

The car mentioned in the BI is probably his T-bird (http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/home/2007-07-26-athome-alan-jackson_N.htm):
These days, Jackson's rides are in the garage, which contains 14 cars. The prized automobile is the cream-colored 1955 Ford Thunderbird convertible, his first car. He bought it as a teenager for $3,200 and lovingly restored it with his father, Gene.
Despite Jackson's sentimental attachment to the car (he and Denise went on their first date in it), he eventually sold it to raise money for his first home.
In 1993, Denise tracked down and repurchased Alan's beloved Thunderbird and gave it to him as a Christmas present.


I rest my case

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Isn't Tim McGraw a big coke head? Faith too if I remember correctly. Maybe he had to keep going back to the ladies cause he had a case of whiskey dick going on....or in his case, coke dick. LOL

Syko said...

Pretty sure it's not Conway Twitty, because he's dead.

Urban Myths said...

Urban's got a recently purchased mustang that is featured in his soon to be released video for "Sweet Thing"...

VelvetStaccato said...

Ewww...20 whole minutes for each "session"? Wow. Here's a tip; start with the little blue pill...

Katja said...

Velvet you must be young! 20 minutes is a looog time when you've been married 15 years!

lutefisk said...

off topic, there is a new Affleck tonight! Jennifer Garner finally had that baby--a girl.

cricket said...

Please please please let this be Keith Urban. Cause there is no way he's banging that cadaver Kidman.

Kendel said...

Long time reader, first time poster.

I live in nashville and Keith Urban drives a very recognizable car. It's a black bentley that stands out for sure.

It could also be alan jackson. But he isn't really known for driving one specific car. He has a huge collection though.And he did have an affair while being married to his current wife. She states this in her book.

Just my thoughts :)

whole_lotto _luv said...

Steve Miller? 'cause I'm old enough to remember when he did that Mercury song, decades ago.

Wil said...

Is Nicole out of the country on film biz or something? How about Paisley's wife? Faith Hill on tour?? Those answers might help solve this and many other questions on tonight's episode of .. oh! Sorry! I was channeling 'Soap!!"

My money is on Urban. Snuggling up to Nicole just seems an impossibility to me. How that "Sunday Roast" came to be .. I am sure I have no idea. I can't even see a turkey baster heading there!! Yick!

Mooshki said...

Lutefisk, I just saw that. Congrats to Papa Affleck and the Missus!

CM said...

@ Sarah ... Thanks. You are right it was Keith Urban and the Hummer. That was the answer last time, but the question remains is it the answer this time? Hummmmmm.

Jamie's Girl said...

Conway ahs been dead for ages!

Miss X said...

Monalicious and Katharine, that was my first thought, too. Well, it was that "there's a country song that's practically a commercial for some American made car. Now if I could just figure out the name of the song or the car I could find out who sings it.."

My thought process is a little boring, isn't it?

Berry Hill said...

Keith Urban and the gawdy Bentley his wife bought him.

Ernestine said...

Oh Lord, guys, I know Conway's been taking a dirt nap for ages. I promise.

Really, these philandering country music man blinds bore me. I have no freaking idea. Everyone guesses the same people each time -- that's not a complaint, because I personally don't know more than three men to throw out as possibilities.

I loathe new top forty country, but the older stuff from the sixties and seventies? GOLD. I'll seriously youtube old Hee Haw episodes just for the hell of it. Zany!

Katharine said...

Miss X, its not boring at all. That's my thought process when I read a blind item. I can never come up with a strong argument for who I think it is, and I move on to another b.i. without posting because I get all scared that I'll get jumped on by another poster or two, and I am not capable of remembering my manners when other people forget their's. lol

Tara said...

It must be Urban he did his PR Xmas photos with the wife and professed his love at the Opry. But you just can look at him and see a very lonely boy.

not anon said...

Sounds like this happened prior to Christmas - Kidman was overseas promoting her lasted film while Urban was working in the US.

Faith was out promoting her Christmas album, but I've never heard anyone talk about Tim's choice of ride.

Toby was recently busted in a bar with some woman who was just a "friend".

I'd say it was Toby or Urban. Toby's that much of a pig and Urban has a rep for being a dirty boy who likes to live on the edge.

Who ever it is needs help.

our lady of sorrows said...

I'm from Nashville and I'd say it's not Urban. He's cleaned up his act around these parts and is a happy new daddy. Besides it says nothing about his wife being A list also. I'd go with Alan Jackson.

Pookie said...

john rich (of big & rich), married his long time gf in dec...he also rolls in a bentley continental. don't know if this could be him tho...he's always been really private about his personal life...

biteme said...

I could only hope that it is Keith also. That was my first guess.

SkepticRN said...

I lay my money on Keith Urban. I can see why many think it's AJ,after all he did do that song and video for Mercury Blues....bit how many of you know that the guitar player in the background for the video is URBAN????

It's Urban driving the Bentley...and he needs help breaking free from the Ice Queen!