Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This married, aging, Academy Award winning actor is no stranger to divorce. If his current wife gets wind of what he's doing there may soon be another. Our actor has been "researching" a role for a new movie and to help with that research he has been flying in a B list Venezuelan soap and movie actress he met on a recent trip there. She recently quit the soap on which she is starring because our actor was paying her more money to fly to the US every two weeks than she would earn on the show. Our actor has met her in at least four cities over the past two months. Not Sean Penn.

58 comments:

pomme said...

mel gibson? i saw his photo with a young woman in Costa rica!

farmgirl said...

Is Mel no stranger to divorce?

How about Michael Douglas?

Quintessential Southerner said...

mel gibson's wife is supposed to be very submissive. she's put up with a lot. i do think that she will snap one day...

pomme said...

or tom hanks?

Anotheramy said...

Gibson has been married to the same woman for 29 years

Moosefan said...

I like the Tom Hanks....

captivagrl said...

Michael Douglas or Kevin Costner?

Quintessential Southerner said...

sean connery

badguesser said...

Nicolas Cage, Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones . . .

Ed said...

All of them????

I'll go out on a limb and say Ben Affleck LOL

Ms Cool said...

Billy Bob Thornton

xpablo said...

Jack Nicholson

Anna said...

For some reason I wanted to say Clint Eastwood, but maybe not....
It definitely sounds like this guy has been divorced more than once so Michael Douglas is always a good guess...Al Pacino? Robert De Niro? William Hurt?

OOOH! Nicolas Cage?

West End Girl said...

Warren beatty? Has won an Oscar & bening is meant to have tamed him, by & large. Cannot see anything listed on Imdb but that doesn't necessarily mean much.

Prisca said...

Anthony Hopkins? Doesn't he have a history of cheating while married? I can totally see him doing this.

equinox said...

Michael Douglas

MadLyb said...

Sean Penn. He's pals with Chavez.

MadLyb said...

Man, that's what I get for not reading that last line. Nevermind.

jax said...

ok who was divorced a few times in Hollywood? there's your clue.
sorry at work,cant research.

Prisca said...

So is there a difference between 'aging' and 'old'?

Mrs.M5 said...

sean connery...this is what i've decided =)

Liz said...

Dustin Hoffman

Blondie said...

kevin costner!

jennypenny said...

Didn't Michael Douglas end up paying a record (for the time) settlement when he divorced Deandra?

Liz said...

I should explain why I guessed Dustin Hoffman. Although he has only been divorced once, he won Oscar for Kramer vs Kramer.

shakey said...

I want to say Nic Cage too, but I have nothing to back it up with.

Sean Connery hasn't done anything since 2006 (according to imdb). But the researching for a new role could just be an excuse ...

J said...

Michael Douglas immediately came to mind

He has a penchant for exotic and exotic looking women

And me thinks, after the stalker mess, CZJ would toss Mike like a frisbee if this were him

nancer said...

i'd say beatty except for the divorce part. so i'm going with hopkins.

mygeorgie said...

Douglas, Connery, Hoffman: All OLD, way beyond aging (Hollywood standards)

Pookie said...

i'm stumped on this one. the only venezuelan i've heard of that's doing an american actor is gaby spanic, who's been w/ john cusack on and off. those two totally don't fit the BI tho, esp. since she lives full-time in miami.

but john, if you're reading this, RUN. gaby has a psycho rep fo' real.

Jungle007 said...

So.... should we assume that he is sleeping with this woman? I didn't read that anywhere in the blind.... ;)

I'd go with Nic Cage!

joymichelle said...

michael douglas was the first name that came to mind.

DivaJulia said...

Presca...they are "aging" if they are MALE. "Old" if they are FEMALE.

J said...

@jungle007

Its written with snark(albeit fair)

There really isn't a blind without sex, non?

He's paying her more money than her soap for "research"?
...And I'm Queen Elizabeth!

Every blind that I've read of late about Douglas uses the word "aging"...I guess b/c he does so reluctantly (see facelifts) and was once some sort of sex symbol

Jamie's Girl said...

Gibson has never been divorced. Michael Douglas, just once. Sounds more like Nicolas Cage to me.

califblondy said...

Wasn't there a no cheating clause in Michael Douglas and CZJ's pre-nup?

Ror said...

Jesus Christ this shit is SO fucking stupid.

Sorry, but it is.

For one, nobody knows who it is, so spend your time with your "guesses". Two, seriously, who gives a fuck WHO it is?!?

Actors are the lowest common factor. They're shit piles of flesh who read lines in front of a camera. Oohhhh! How talented!

Focus more time on yourselves. These 'blind' items are SO fucking boring. It's noting more than readers to have a reason to comment back and forth and to divert attention from their lives. Sad.

PollyPureBred said...

Ror -
You're right, I don't give a shit, but I am drunk, lonely and bored.

Nick Cage FTW.

LauraM said...

I think it's someone that has been divorced more than once. Nic Cage and tommy lee jones are very good guesses and could be either one. I was going to say billy bob, but he's not currently married. michael douglas, robert deniro, dustin hoffman, tom hanks and sean connery have only been divorced once. Pacino and nicholson have never been married.

Nutty_Flavor said...

I'm always amazed by the people who take the time to go to celebrity websites and then take additional time to type out a message about how pathetic everyone else at the celebrity website is. I mean, what do they get out of that? It reminds me of the in-the-closet guys who foam at the mouth about gays.

Also, Michael Douglas. Without a doubt.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Ror, I think you may have the wrong website. If you find blind items boring, this is clearly not the place for you.

J said...

Jesus Christ this shit is SO fucking stupid.

Sorry, but it is.

For one, nobody knows who it is, so spend your time with your "guesses". Two, seriously, who gives a fuck WHO it is?!?

Actors are the lowest common factor. They're shit piles of flesh who read lines in front of a camera. Oohhhh! How talented!

Focus more time on yourselves. These 'blind' items are SO fucking boring. It's noting more than readers to have a reason to comment back and forth and to divert attention from their lives. Sad.

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That you, Douglas??

@califblondy

I think everyone has a "no cheating" clause in their pre-nup, lol

Sarah said...

Dude! PollyPureBred FTW! Ror for the epic fail.

amh.producer said...

the first person I thought of was costner. but I am NEVER right on these! ;-)

libby said...

J-- CZJ and MD's pre-nup has a clause that if he cheat, her payout increases exponentially. It's supposed to be pretty punitive. CZJ knew about his reputation.

My first thought here was Michael Douglas, because CZJ gets the farm if he cheats, and has basically said she will divorce him if he EVER cheats! And he is a serial cheater, for sure.

Mooshki said...

"they are "aging" if they are MALE. "Old" if they are FEMALE."

LOL, so true!

PollyPureBred, I am now a bit in love with you.

sauvage said...

I'm with the Michael Douglas guess.

J said...

@libby

Well why didn't she exercise it during the stalker case?

The woman didn't stalk him out of the blue...They were dating...

califblondy said...

Bingo Libby. That's what I should have said.

What's up with Ror? That doesn't sound like our resident jokester.

gauchogirl said...

Definitely Mel Gibson:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1162297/Talk-way-Mel-Gibson-frolics-surf-mystery-bikini-clad-woman.html

genesis said...

How hilarious, I was thinking about guessing Clint Eastwood in the other cheating post but saw that he was known to cheat. NOW he's my guess, he's been divorced a few times and he's won an academy award (or several not sure). Could be anyone tho.

genesis said...

ROR, if these are dumb how come you're reading them? Just curious.

Grace said...

I thought I heard or read recently that Mel Gibson's wife finally dumped him.

Grace said...

Why not Tom Cruise? No stranger to divorce, certainly. Aging. Certainly.

carlasee said...

Robert Duvall has been married four times, and he loves the ladies of Latin America. I think his current wife is the pretty tango dancer from Buenos Aires who is about 40 years younger than he is. (Of course, I'd describe him as very old, not just aging.)

Just a dark horse guess I thought I'd toss out there...

City Councilman Doug said...

Kevin Costner

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Pookie said...

ror, you're much more fun when you stay on the meds.

guachogirl, it isn't mel. his pics were in costa rica. that's not anywhere remotely close to venezuela. futher, the bi states the female is a soap and film actress. soap actors a HUGE in LatAm, therefore anyone in a pic w/ mel gibson who was an actress would be easily identifiable.