Friday, April 03, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

I know what you're thinking: Is anybody in Hollywood straight? Skanky David Duchovny is. Brad Pitt maybe. I think that might be it!

But seriously, the town's full of pooftahs. Get friggin' used to it. Always has been that way—always will be. It's a community full of creative types, babe, that's just the way it goes!

Take Saucy Bossy, for ince. He's made a living by exuding the easy, cool side of powerful in his acting, his looks, his walk, all his endeavors. Ya know, he's just one of those handsome, effortless figures who command authority, with just a touch of kink on the side.

Well, doll-babes, I'm here to tell you...

It's a helluva lot more than just a damn "touch" for Saucy's libidinous bent! He sneaks dudes right and left into wherever he's hanging, whether it's his house in L.A. or whatever hotel room he happens to be partying in while on location.

Oh, and all those (female) big-butt babes Bossy's always feeling up in public, at events, in clubs, etc.? "It's all an act," said a member of S.B.'s management team, which is terrified somebody's gonna catch Saucy getting vroom service from the guys.

Jeez, I swear.

It's one thing for a single guy to live a lie like this. But should a dad being doing this? What a horrible message of deceit this sends to Bossy's kid! (I mean, it's only a matter of time before the kiddo discovers pops is a down-low kinda man).

And It Ain't: Colin Farrell, Kiefer Sutherland, Denzel Washington

61 comments:

*jen ~ Fifty-Cent Head said...

Why did Nic Cage spring to mind?

bonnjill said...

I immediately thought of Matthew McConaughey.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

jen: I don't think Nic Cage really exudes "the easy, cool side of powerful in his acting". For him, it's more like "the wooden, possibly mildly mentally retarded side of awful"....

ambernyc said...

I was thinking Clooney up until the "Dad" part.

No clue.

palealebrew10 said...

I'm so tired of the gay blinds. But one of the popular guesses is Jamie Foxx over in Ted's comment section.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

At the risk of appearing racist... I think the "big butts" and the "down-low" comments are meant to imply that this person is black.

Jaime Foxx seems a reasonable possibility.

Or Ben Affleck. :)

cajun cutie said...

Sounds like Jamie Fox

libby said...

DaveR, I have never heard a more perfect description of Nic Cage's acting: "the wooden, possibly mildly mentally retarded side of awful"....

You have captured lightening in a bottle there, DaveR. You should write his PR statements.

And I agree. I think the guy is supposed to be Black from the references, too.
Probably Foxx. he has been dogged by these rumors forever.

Kim said...

"the wooden, possibly mildly mentally retarded side of awful"....

I just snorted coffee all over my screen. Thanks for the Friday lunchtime laughs DaveR!

Sylvia said...

Their is also Eddie Murphy and his Trannies.

Lori said...

I thought Terence Howard, but then, I never really thought he was straight to begin with.

Pamela S. said...

Easy. Janmie Foxx.

chucky-baby said...

I first thought of DeNiro or Pacino, If I remember right both seemed to have a thing for curvy women in the ninties, otherwise no clue

Rebecca said...

Sir-Mix-Alot. He does like big butts.

Rebecca said...

Actually, I think this is Vin Diesel getting the vroom treatment from his male conquests.

Pookie said...

i'm jumping on the DaveR train of the person in question being in the african-american community.

ice-t is the first one that comes to mind when i read "big butts" (coco!). plus, he also has a son from a previous relationship. not to mention to date he's done more acting than rapping, non?

SG said...

Bruce Willis?

pomme said...

i'm with Vin Diesel team! i'm with Rebecca

MontanaMarriott said...

This could be Jamie Foxx or Dwayne THE ROCK Johnson, both have a kid. Vin Diesel has no children.

SFG said...

Pookie....but is Ice-T attractive? *shudders*

DaveR - BEST. DESCRIPTION. EVER. I couldn't have said it better myself. Or I would've.

What about Will Smith? The rumors around him have been going around FOREVER.

Sylvia said...

Montana, Diesel does have a kid. Just recently I believe.

canadachick said...

chucky-baby i thought you wrote women IN THEIR NINETIES......haha...

Jamie's Girl said...

Jamie Foxx is definitely effortless-looking and extremely smooth in everything he does, but he has been around for almost 20 years, wouldn't we already know about him. I'm thinking so. I'm thinking more like an Ice T who may be on the down lo.

Pookie said...

eep, SFG, good point! teehee...but who knows what Ted C finds attractive... ;)

Jamie's Girl said...

Yeah, I agree with the Vin Diesel team too. That sounds more like it. He is a pooftah, and it is very clear.

Jamie's Girl said...

Isn't one of Vin Diesel's parents black? I believe so, sneaky Ted.

Jace said...

Please, please not Dwayne Johnson. Cant the ladies get The Rock for once!

libby said...

One last guess involving Jamie Foxx--Remember when those XXX nudie sex photos were in his trash, and he flipped out about it? If Jamie were with a woman, why would he be so upset about it? He's never seemed particularly private, but when the sex photos were found, he acted right away and buried them.

Hmmmm?

Jayme said...

You know why I think it's Foxx and not Smith...he talks about this guy being a dad but he would've mentioned the husband thing too if it were Smith. Ted C's done other Blind Vices on the open marriage between Jada and Will. I'm for Foxx on this one. Not married but a father and never seems to have a serious girlfriend.

Dizzy Lizzy said...

i'm totally clueless but love the jamie foxx guess...he does seem a lil on the fem side...remember in living color...he played that character perfectly...what was her name....??? her name escapes my mind...

Rocket Queen said...

Definitely Vin Diesel. Hardly news he's gay though, Ted!

David D. said...

It definitely sounds like a single dad rather than a married one.

SkittleKitty said...

I never hear of Vin Diesel in the clubs, hitting on women, etc.
I read that of Jamie Foxx quite frequently.

Harriet Hellfire said...

My first thought was Clooney until I got to the kids part. Then I thought Jamie Foxx.

DNfromMN said...

I'm more on the Vin Diesel train only because Fast and Furious 4 comes out this weekend (or next?). And Ted will often time his blinds to when a movie comes out starring that person.

I just don't get how Colin Farrell and Kiefer Sutherland fit in. (Even if it were Jamie Foxx or Terrence Howard, how do they support these guesses?)

Nature Girl said...

Jamie Foxx parades around with 'dates' to events etc, way more than Vin.

They're both dads and they both swing that way, but I think the blind is about Jamie.

He does have a movie coming out soon - The Soloist.

Isabel said...

The language of this B.I. does hint at the person being black. Jaime Foxx has multiple endeavors: singer, actor, and comedian. Doll-babes could be a hint at Dollicia Bryan, nicknamed "Doll".

Chatty said...

well, Jamie Foxx was in Miami Ice with Colin Farrel, Jamie Foxx has said that Denzel Washington is his Hero and has modeled his career after him, and Keifer Sutherland's show is a major hit on? FOX.

Jamie Foxx, FTW!

nancer said...

i'd love for it to be mcconaughey. i never forgot the drunken naked bongo session with another dude years back.

Chatty said...

I meant, Miami "Vice"

Terrance said...

I really don't get the down-low vibe from Jamie. Down low men almost always have a small effeminate qualities that show up. Kinda like Will Smith.

CM said...

You know Chatty, I am betting on Foxx for the win with that description as well. The three people were odd in their selection, but when connected as you did ... Where do we collect our winnings?

DNfromMN said...

Chatty - thanks, I think that clinches it for me (in addition to Nature Girl mentioning The Soloist is coming out).

Rebecca said...

I tought Jamie Foxx's only "vice" is that he prefers white women over black women. Not that that's really a vice, although some black women may disagree. I wouldn't put it passed him to be down-low. But I don't think he's very good looking like the BV describes.

Jamie does have a new movie coming out. Who knows.

Cheryl said...

Definitely Jamie Foxx. The rumors have been around for a while. Oh, and the character from In living Color is Wanda, but I always thought Martin Lawrence as Shanaynay was funnier.

lutefisk said...

I'll go with the Jamie Foxx guess also.

mngddess said...

Clooney has no children to speak of, so don't even start, lol.

I also think that there are enough paps on Clooney that he'd be caught by now if her were gay. those paps are relentless.

I'd go with Foxx. Single dad, and the paps aren't on his case so much so he could get away with a sneak here or there..

(Enty, I need a job. Can I come work for you?)

The Bee said...

What about Ben Affleck. Ted posted this right after the Blind Vice:
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b107472_morning_piss_afflecksmdashlips_together.html

I think that's a clue, and also J. Lo and her booty.

J said...

Vin's daughter is an infant, so she won't be finding out that her dad did gay porn anytime soon

Jamie just had an incident this week with a guy attempting to enter his hotel room(there was an altercation) and the rumors have been around for a while(ever since ILC)..plus his daughter(the oldest) is a teenager

B-O-S-S = F-O-X-X

Tidbit: Those naked pics were allegedly of Foxx and Cruise

NYC2008 said...

Johnny Depp is not Gay! He's my future husband/lover...

Anonymous said...

It's Diddy!

Audrey said...

Both Vin and Jamie are gay, but I'll go with Jamie as the person in this blind.

Gayla said...

I'll go with Foxx. I don't think rumors have been that widespread, but on one particular urban site I read the gay rumor has been around for a while. The other tie b/t him and Denzel, besides Jamie admiring him, is that they are both Af-Am Oscar winners, an important distinction.

Rebecca, I have no problem with interracial dating but I can't stand it when some black men go out of their way to put down or disrespect black women. (I can't stand it when anyone does it of course, but there is an extra sting to it coming from black men...self-hatred at its finest.) I have heard Jamie is one of those types which is what I think gets black women riled up.

Anonymous said...

terrance howard

J said...

Terrance has 3 kids

He is a real creep, really weird

I think he's bi too

Judi said...

Yeah, J, I think he is, too.
Chatty, good job linking the Ain'ts. My vote's for Foxx.

nancer said...

i just don't get the jamie foxx guess for the description of this guy. just re-read it. really? jamie foxx???

LauraM said...

Totally Jamie Foxx.
WOW, Most BI's today were kind of easy to figure out. Can it always be like this? lol

Katja said...

Nancer- I agree, I was still innocent enough when I heard about the bongos to have that image imprint permanently whenever I hear his (MM) name. lol~ how sad!

DivineJoy said...

We need more reveals posted. I have it bookmarked and there hasn't been a new one since 02/17/09.

My guess for this is ... Chris Rock.

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