Friday, May 01, 2009

Five For Friday

This B list television actress on a very hit network drama has A list name recognition. She was paid to be at an event for two consecutive weekends for teens and was expected to be a good example for those in attendance. Strict? Yeah, but she was getting paid big bucks and could have skipped it if she didn't want to follow the rules. She chain-smoked her way through the thing, refusing to do most of the stuff she was being paid to do. (this included an argument over her check which she opened up and argued through most of a show she was in the audience for. Apparently she thought she was being paid less than what had been agreed on.)Don't ask me why the check didn't go straight to her agent, but I wonder if she did this on her own without coughing up the 10%.

She didn't want to do opening remarks for a C list male R&B singer with one huge monster hit, and not much else because she thought his people were "ogling her too much" She lied about her age and drank two bottles of wine the first night and ended up drunk off her ass with people pushing her in the right direction of where to go and what to do. If any of the audience tried for an autograph or picture of her while she was walking around, she would put up her hand to block her face and ignore them. These same kids that paid to be at an event she was HOSTING.

Her first weekend there she was with her family. The next weekend, she brought her friends, including this D list movie actor who was in one of the biggest franchise movies of all-time and has really done nothing since, and looked like he was on crack the entire night. She was required to get approval for her outfits beforehand and when the event organizers came to check on it, she ignored them.

On the other hand, this annoying female A list singer (for now), but probably just a one year wonder who we will hopefully never hear from again was headlining the event, was sweet and appreciative. There was bad blood between her and our hostess because they apparently got into it over this A list movie actor who starred in a failing television show before starring in one of the biggest movies of all-time. Our A list singer refused to be drawn into an argument while our hostess tried to bring it up several times by telling everyone that she was dating the A list actor now and that it was a secret. Uh huh. He does so much better than her.

#1 - Hostess/B list actress
#2 - C list R&B singer
#3 - D list movie actor
#4 - A list female singer
#5 - A list actor

76 comments:

Harriet Hellfire said...

Wow, this is a good one! And LONG! I'll still have to think about it for a while though *L*

lutefisk said...

#4--Katy Perry?

Beca said...

lets see.
so far i have
#1: Hayden Panyteirre (i know i spelled that wrong and do not care)
#5: Katy Perry

that is just based on the clues in the blind. later i will look up if they were at any events together.

Kate said...

Wow. Let's start with what seems easy: the C-list R&B singer with one monster hit and not much else.
--Ray-J
--Trey Songz
--Mario

Beca said...

duh, i totally meant KP for #4. so used to four for friday that i lost count!

HookedOnCDAN said...

#1 - don't know
#2 - don't know
#3 - Edward Furlong (from Terminator? He has a history of drugs/alcohol)
#4 - Miley Cyrus
#5 - Anthony Michael Hall (He was in Dark Knight??? I didn't recall seeing him)

sexymexi said...

OMFG!!! I just heard...Patrick Swazey died!!!

HookedOnCDAN said...

seximexi - what's your source? I can't find news about that anywhere, except in the "internet rumor" category.

jw12 said...

sexy,

who is reporting it?

Nature Girl said...

Agree w/ Beca
1 - Hostess is Hayden P
4 - Temporary A-list singer is Katy P

What event was it?

Ror said...

Wow, first Danny Gans and now Swayze. That sucks. Not a shocker on Swayze though. Suprised he lasted as long as he did.

MontanaMarriott said...

#1 - Hayden P.
#2 - Soulja Boy
#3 - Mark Hamill of Star Wars
#4 - Katy Perry
#5 - Leo DiCaprio, show being growing pains and Titanic being the movie

littlemanwhatnow said...

where did you read that he died! please advise.

brum said...

#1 sandra bullock.

sunnyside1213 said...

Sexymexi - where did you hear that?

Kim said...

Holy Crap MontanaMarriott you're good!

Nature Girl said...

Both Hayden & Katy were in Florida at Disney World the last weekend of April - and Hayden was the emcee!

They were there for "Disney's Grad Nite" an annual in-park concert for high school seniors.

Courtney said...

Mark Hamill hasn't done much live-action acting since SW, but he's HUGE in the voiceover industry. I like the Edward Furlong guess for #3.

MontanaMarriott said...

@Kim, they are just wild guesses lol

MontanaMarriott said...

Disney Grad Night, R&B singer is Lloyd

Julia said...

Growing Pains was on for a really long time, I don't think of it as a failing tv show. But I like all of the other guesses Montana!

sunnyside1213 said...

I think you nailed it Montana Marriott.

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ATP said...

Julia--Growing Pains was definitely failing by the time they brought Leonardo on in the last season, and then he went on do Titanic. The whole "he gets way better than her" makes a lot of sense (assuming one considers models better than Hayden).

I like the Edward Furlong guess for #3 a lot, and I totally agree with Hayden Panatierre and Katy Perry. I have no clue who the R&B singer would be, but that's kind of the least interesting one of them all.

vitazza said...

I agree with the Llyod guess

Kate said...

R&B singer is Lloyd -- he performed at the event.

shazzzba said...

MY EYES CROSSED JUST GETTING TO THE END OF THIS ONE....GOOD FOR ALL OF YOU ..

Audrey said...

I still want to know about Patrick Swayze. The only thing I could find is this:http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,24719398-7485,00.html

cricket said...

Has anyone heard anything about Patrick Swayzee? I'm praying that's not true.

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Turk said...

Here's the link to the Disney event: http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/hayden-panettiere-and-katy-perry-disney-darlings-212371/

AnonMom said...

Good job, Montana Marriott.

Ms Cool said...

I call foul on Sexymexi. No news reports on it and mexi hasn't given up any sources.

jax said...

i would have said Lady Gaga for the #4.

jax said...

isn't SexyMexi Ror's gf?

Ror, you fuckin with us about patrick Swayze???

sunnyside1213 said...

I like the Lady Gaga guess.

alexxxa said...

what about Shia for the actor?

Ms Cool said...

Here is the list of people at this event:

Katy Perry
Lloyd
Metro Station
Mishon
The White Tie Affair
Leslie Roy
Wynter

New! Also featuring, Celebrity Host: Hayden Panettiere
and Celebrity Appearances: Jaslene Gonzalez, Paula Meronek, Ryan Kehoe

I have no idea who anyone is besides the brat Hayden and Katy Perry. But I'm guessing the C list R&B singer is from this list. Got the names from here:

http://www.explorethemagic.com/disney-world-grad-night.asp

Mrs.M5 said...

i thought of Lady GaGa, too, but i think i like the Katy Perry guess even better. she is SSSOOOO annoying!

HeyThere said...

That's wrong if SexyMexi is fucking with us.

Crystal said...

i doubt SexyMexi has inside information. no news source is reporting his death, so let's stay hopeful!

Lizzy and David said...

Google shows that Katy Perry went to dinner with Rob Pattinson - http://www.theinsider.com/photos/1447210_VIDEO_Robert_Pattinson_and_Katy_Perry_Dinner_Pals.

According to IMDB, Rob Pattinson started out in a TV acting gig: "his first acting job - a supporting role in the television film Ring of the Nibelungs (2004) (TV)" http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1500155/bio

I'm not sure if I'd call Rob Pattinson A List, or Twilight one of the biggest films, but he could be guy 5.

jagerlilly said...

Wow, what's up with everyone hating on Katy? I don't find her annoying and haven't really heard anything bad about her, am I missing something?

jagerlilly said...

I'm hoping for Lady Gaga for #4 as well. Now SHE bugs me!

Mooshki said...

"ogling her too much"

CRAP! I could swear I read this exact phrase yesterday, and for the life of me, I can't remember who it was.

Ice Angel said...

Nothing on Patrick dying....where was this shown? Was it on TV or something?

warmislandsun said...

Good job MM, you should do this professionaly!

Dana said...

i think it's the grad nite event. definitely thought of hayden and katy for 1 & 4. i like the robert pattinson guess! but perez reported a few weeks ago that katy and josh groban are dating...but he can't be #5!

http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-23-new-couple-alert-31

nunaurbiz said...

I'm just trying to figure out what the hell Mark Hamill would be doing with Hayden Pantyhose!!!!! :-?

Otherwise, the other guesses sound right on...

Myrlin Hermes said...

There are pictures on Getty Images of Hayden P. and Katy Perry together with Minnie Mouse at Walt Disney World last week...sounds like the right age group.

Myrlin Hermes said...

Oops, looks like faster-fingered sleuths beat me to it. Good job.

Diana said...

Trying to find the info on Patrick-- anybody, any luck? (Or, rather, not luck but sadness.)

newsgrrl said...

I think it was started by the Oz newspaper reporting he is saying goodbye to his friends and loved ones. No news organization is carrying this, including my own.

Mooshki said...

There have been fake reports of his death for months. None of the news organizations have said anything today, so I think this is bs.

PollyPureBred said...

Katie Perry and Josh Groban? WTF? It's a crazy world we live in. He's hot talented, humorous and has class!

Diana said...

Moosh, I so hope you are right!!!

Dana said...

well said polly!

Clarely! said...

I've got what I think is a good guess for #5:

James Franco.

Failing TV show: Freaks and Geeks (albeit beloved -- but the long, slow process of the show failing is notable; it wasn't just a show that got canceled). One of the biggest movies of all time: Spiderman.

I could totally see Hayden pretending she is in a secret relationship with him. They float in some of the same circles (doing bits on Funny or Die comes to mind, specifically).

Karmen said...

Damn, MM. What's your secret? I think you're dead on. I figured for the trilogy it was either Star Wars or LOTR for #3.

#4/#1 Although Katy Perry can be annoying, I must give her snaps for putting up with Hayden Panetroll.

#2 "Crank Em" was a monster hit. You couldn't go anywhere in fall 07 to spring 08 without hearing that nonsense (can't lie, I still have the dance memorized). Haven't heard much of Soulja Boy since.

#5 From my understanding, Leo seems to fit.

And seriously, SexiMexi, unless it's legit, don't mess with our heads like that.

linnea said...

I dont think Twilight can be considered one of the biggest movies of all-time... RIght? I mean, MAYBE one of the biggest this year, but not more than that.

Nutty_Flavor said...

If Hayden has indeed pissed off The Mouse, she will be sorry. Deeply, deeply sorry.

Bad Fish said...

As someone else said, Mark Hamill is very successful in the voice over industry. Everything I've seen of him recently would indicate he has it together.

muccimooch333 said...

I agree with you Nutty Flavor. The Mouse will cut her out like nobody's business. Very stupid to bite the hands that feed you.

Share said...

After watching a certain South Park episode, I wouldn't want to piss off the mouse either. Especially if that is where I got my start at.

ThaRealestGyrl said...

Soulja Boy is a Rapper, not an R&B singer

Local Tourist said...

Definitely Hayden at Grad Nite. I thought of Akon from the R&B Singer but he was at Grad Bash at Universal.

Karmen said...

Actually, I retract jumping on the Mark Hamill bandwagon. Edward Furlong makes more sense.

I also agree that it's Lloyd for #2.

Guess I shouldn't drink and comment, hehe.

Gabba Ghost said...

Ok... though everyone is loving the Edward Furlong and Mark Hamill guesses for #3... They seem a bit... unrealistic. Though Furlong often looks like a crackhead I'd feel he was even more pathetic than the person I am going to offer up as #3, for hanging out with Hayden Panettiere. But I am gonna guess Joseph Mazzello (played Timmy in Jurassic Park). He like Furlong have done stuff since their big films, but equally unmemorable. Also Mazzello was in some stupid movie with Hayden... Raising Helen... or something like that. So if he is really lame and not as put together as he seems... then maybe he was hanging with Hayden in Disney World looking like a crackhead!

CRISTA said...

1. Hayden P.
2. Lloyd
3. Joseph Mazzello
4. Katy Perry
5. Chace Crawford

CRISTA said...

Hayden auditioned for the new footloose with chace in it... oh and hello .... "secret".. "i'll never tell" .. gossip girl!!

Jungle007 said...

ok being un-biased based on everyone else's guesses, here's what came t MY mind. (I just woke up):
1- Chloe Sevigny
2- Michael jackson (Thrillaaaa) :D
3- Hmmmmm..... Marky mark's brother was in saw right...?
4- Gaga
5- Leo


Just thought I'd throw in my guess for shits n gigs ;)

No Funeral said...

No offense, but would you learn how to write.

slappywhyte said...

i liike Katy Perry and hasn't she had at least 3 hits from this album

Miss X said...

For sure this is Disney's Grad Nite 2009

http://disneyyouthgroups.disney.go.com/wdyp/listing/listingPageRender?page=GNThisYearsEventListingPage

Gabba Ghost said...

Well Miss X... I think that solidified what everyone already thought. Now after looking at a list of the top grossing films of all time I have my list... Its a shame... cause I thought these actors were better than this.

#1: Hayden
#2: Lloyd
#3: Joseph Mazello (Though I hope this isn't him, perhaps Jake Lloyd who played Anakin in Phantom Menace?... he REALLY hasn't done anything since. But Mazzello has a Hayden connection)
#4: Katy Perry
#5: James Franco (I have a very hard time seeing Leo with these females. Its got to be someone a bit younger. It makes the most sense if you look at the biggest films of all time and then the people who had been on a failing tv show before hand)

GoddessNow said...

#1 Hostess/B list actress - Hayden P.
#2 C list R&B singer - Rapper Lloyd
#3 - D list movie actor - Ryan Kehoe (Gauntlet 3)
#4 - A list female singer - Katy Perry
#5 - A list actor - Robert P.
Event - Disney World Grad Nites 2009 (April 2009)