Friday, June 05, 2009

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

I wanted to show Amber Tamblyn some love. Her show didn't get renewed, but at least she picked something that wasn't formulaic and contrived. Also, she gets the top spot because she is Amber. Yes, she would beat out Betty White. ECA.
Ashley Tisdale in Berlin. Apparently they like her there. Her albums fly to the top of the charts. I think they believe she is the love child of David Hasselhoff.
Christopher Meloni and his lovely wife.
You don't see Caroline Rhea out very much anymore. I miss her on The Biggest Loser.
Denise's show starts Sunday. I only watch it for her dad and her sister and brother-in-law. Oh, and to see if her dogs will pee on her bed.
Even if you don't like Denzel Washington as a person, he is an incredible actor.
Somewhere in the world Victoria Beckham is screaming right now because she realizes Eva stole her hat.
This is a look I haven't seen from Eve before.
Goop on GOOP.
For those of you who are very young, this is what everyone did with their fingers in photos before everyone started doing the scissor salute.
Justin Bartha's hair seems to disappear right into the bush. Oh, wow, on a second glance that could almost be considered sexual.
Josh Lucas might need to start thinking about plugs. You don't want to wait and then have a Nicolas Cage comeback from baldness because then everyone knows.
Kelly Ripa eating. Definitely CNN worthy which is why Anderson Cooper is there.
Nick and Mariah headed to prom.
The lovely Michelle Williams.
Didn't even recognize Nicole Kidman.
This is the best I have seen Paula Abdul look in a long time.
I think it might be time for an Entourage marathon this weekend. I need to hear Perry Reeves swear at Piven all weekend.
Rachel Bilson in what is described as Mischa Barton fashion.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Rob Thomas enjoying a cigarette and a drink. You will notice he leaves his wife empty handed.
Robert Vataj is not a bad looking guy.
I think someone gave Sienna Miller an award. I think it was for staying out of the tabloids for three consecutive months.
Taylor Swift - Enterprise, Alabama
Still no signs of Usher's wife.

46 comments:

Emobacca said...

Bad plastic surgery of the day awards goto Caroline Rhea and Merloni's wife. The latter may just be botox and an ill-advised chemical peel.

Mooshki said...

"Her show didn't get renewed, but at least she picked something that wasn't formulaic and contrived."

YES!!! It's torture watching these last episodes knowing it didn't get renewed. God, do I love "quirky" shows...

"Goop on GOOP."

LMAO!!!

My god, Nicole looks almost human!

Mooshki said...

Yummy, just imdb'd Mr. Vataj, and I will definitely be seeing Pelham now!

AnonMom said...

Are you sure that's Nicole Kidman? Looks a lot like Charlize Theron.

Quintessential Southerner said...

denzel sure does have the stylist to die for. he's always looking hip and up-to-date.

ashley tisdale is an attractive young lady.

Quintessential Southerner said...

i think that is kidman, and she looks NATURAL and attractive.

nancer said...

that doesn't look like nicole kidman to me.

did goopy smear herself with lard before she walked onstage? i'm surprised she didn't slide off the chair.

ashley tisdale is ugly and mariah carey's a pig.

Quintessential Southerner said...

if that is indeed kidman, just goes to show us how much make-up many of these women wear on the red carpet and the ridiculous airbrushing in mags.

DNfromMN said...

Did we ever figure out ECA?

Chris Meloni's wife is a lucky woman. He's probably one of the sexiest men with a receding hairline.

Bartha looks like an ex of mine who had a lot of issues. Good looking, but a LOT of issues.

Is Rob Thomas's wife pregnant? Is that what you're implying, ent?

Robert is good looking but clearly straight, that shirt is WAY too long to be untucked over those jeans. Enjoy ladies.

Sienna's award looks like an oversized bottle of perfume. Apparently she smells?

Kat said...

It's definitely Nicole. Have seen this photo all over the place in the last couple days. It's a scene from a movie she's filming.

I like Rachel Bilson's boots. I've never liked anything Barton has ever worn.

Lisa (original) said...

Josh Lucas needs SAY NO TO HAIRPLUGS age gracefully! Guys can look very handsome with less hair if they've got a great face and a great smile, which I think Josh does (+ twinkly eyes!). Just keep it trimmed up.

califblondy said...

ITA, Lisa. Keep it real Josh. I love bald guys.

Pookie said...

holy mary, what happened to josh lucas? =O

eep at the prom couple!

aww, you go, reader photo peeps!

empyrios said...

you know how you can always tell if it's nicole kidman?

her hands are always a freakish red colour while her face is pale white. kinda like michael jackson, no?

Harriet Hellfire said...

Nicole Kidman's face appears to be melting!

selenakyle said...

That's Nicole Kidman? I would've sworn that was Charlize Theron.

Michelle said...

Gwyneth needs a bra...

littleoleme said...

It looks like Sienna is holding one of those oversized department store perfume bottles.

Green Wave Gal said...

Chris Meloni is HOT! He just does it for me!

I'm not a fan, but Siena actually looks pretty there.

Bummer that Rob Thomas is a smoker...yuck.

Michelle looks great.

Paula looks LUCID...it's been awhile since she's looked sober.

LOL at the prom comment...

Josh is yummy regardless...

Arachne said...

sienna's doing a promo spot for hugo boss:
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_promoting_Boss_Orange_in_Spain.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

and it is nicole kidman, filming, meaning she's made up to look so "natural". pity.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_at_the_Goodwill_shooting_Rabbit_Hole.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

Rocket Queen said...

As much as I dislike Sienna Miller, I think she's an incredible beauty.

What's with Paula's jeans?

jax said...

Dn- yes, nothing scandalous, an inside joke.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Really liked The Unusuals. Way better than most of the cop shows.

I prefer Paula's overlong jeans to Rob Thomas' rolled up jeans. What - they don't sell men's jeans by inseam anymore?

Not only were the Goop's legs really really shiny on Conan last night, but I'd swear she was getting a lot of hoots from the audience when she sat down because they could see her Iron Man, if you know what I mean. She spent most of the rest of the segment with her hand down there, so someone must have tipped her off.

DN, I lmao at your Sienna comment.It fit perfectly.

Caroline said...

I saw Gwyneth on Conan and her legs were really shiny. It was weird. I don't like her and I am not wild about Conan, so I switched it to Letterman and Paula Abdul was on and she was almost normal acting. In fact she was funny. She was talking about how she was duped by Sasha Baron Cohen.

One voice of many said...

Actually I see Caroline Rhea frequently on the UWS and she looks pretty good in person-she always has the baby stroller and she's pleasant to everyone, especially the kids that are over there, who I guess she sees pretty often (maybe they live by her).

Majik said...

Nicole looks like she's had her lips inflated again.

monalisa999 said...

It's okay, Josh. Bald men are sexy. And, I never realized just how huge Mariah Carey is. For the longest time, I thought she was petite, but she is just friggin huge!

jagerlilly said...

Dammit!!!! The Unusuals didn't get renewed! Stupid flippin' idiots!!! That was such an awesome show.

Allison said...

Yeah. I'm bummed about The Unusuals cancellation.

not on my dollar said...

Still no sign of Usher's wife and he isn't wearing his wedding ring. hmm..

Bebedog said...

Why does Michelle Williams always have the exact same look and pose in every picture? drives me nuts!

Josh Lucas and Chris Meloni = yummy!!!

And your right about Nicoles hands, they are always red. I don't know if that is some kind of condition she has or what, but it is kind of strange.

ardleigh said...

Sienna won an award for being the biggest home wrecker. She was awarded a lage bottle of Listerne for those special swish and swallow moments. :)

Casual Observer said...

I, too, am sorry to see The Unusuals cancelled. It had a great, quirky cast.

(A pox upon network execs who make me love something and then callously snatch it away.)

mngddess said...

What bothered me about Gwyneth were her boobs! Even though you're flat chested you desperately need a bra, woman!

Jerry said...

Amber Tamblyn beats out Betty White for top spot? Enty, I know you remember that video I sent of Betty White with Craig Ferguson because you posted it.

No one, and I mean NO ONE, friend of yours or not, beats out Betty White for top spot. Now put down that crate of donuts and go to your basement, young man.

libby said...

I like Michelle Williams' pose. Very few 'stars' are confident enough to be photographed head on -- you appear much thinner if you turn slightly, and cross your feet. Everyone else does it, notice it.

Michelle is so beautiful to me, and I love her 'what you see is what you get' attitude.

And I'll take Michelle's non-pose over hard-posing celebs like Renee Z. any day! She always looks like she is an IBS sufferer who has to stay clenched at all times.

Ella said...

Not sure what the comment about Rob Thomas is supposed to mean, either. Is that literally or sexually? That's not such a great photo of him but he's still one sexy guy so I can't imagine it's the latter.

shakey said...

Caroline Rhea looks like a regular person. I wonder what all these celebs would look like if a) they didn't do shit to their faces, and b) ate healthily without throwing it all up or doing coke.

I, too, was surprised to see Goopy on Conan. She was a bit of a snoozefest. (To me anyway, because I fell asleep.)

Can someone PLEASE tell me what is up with that scissor hand pose? Where did it come from, and why does every man/woman/child have to copy it? It drives me crazy. Maybe I should send in a reader photo with the "rock on" (or bullshit) hand sign (which actually means love in sign language, doesn't it?)

I love Anderson Cooper. Who would you rather look at - Anderson Cooper or the new D&G male model (I'm sure a few of you had that email circulating through your companies).

Sienna Miller looks like she's holding a clear Big Turk chocolate bar.

Ella said...

Um... by "scissor hand pose" do you mean the peace sign? I'd rather someone flash me that than something else I can think of!

Jerry said...

First time I ever saw the scissor hands pose it was called "Hook em Horns" and was used by fans of the University of Texas football team. Wikipedia says they started doing it in 1955, which makes it six years younger than Gene Simmons.

Ella said...

That's not the scissor hands pose. That is the "Rock on" or "Love" sign. People mean the "V" sign when they're saying "scissor hands" pose, which is because it was originally used in WWII to mean "Victory". It got taken over as the peace sign, as in victory of peace over war.

Casual Observer said...

Maybe it means something else to Gene, but that scissor hand thing is "I Love You" in sign language.

shakey said...

If it's the peace sign, why is it almost always done sideways? Makes no sense.

Signed,
Crabby Old Lady Who Remembers The Original Peace Sign During The 60s.

Miss Ramona said...

I like Michelle Williams. If you don't feel that way already, see Wendy and Lucy. It's a brave performance. Gwyneth, on the other hand, bugs the shit out of me. She is so good at giving self-congratulations under the guise of good ole gal self-deprecation. I always take a very smug, totally snotty and unfair glee in the fact that for all her elevated diction and talk about how she was going to be an anthropologist, she couldn't get into college until Michael Douglas,a huge UCSB donor, picked up the phone.

Jamie's Girl said...

Nicole Kidman is donating to Goodwill! In no makeup, also! Y'all pick on her, but I LOVE HER. I know this is truly the way she is, not the way people slam her!

Janet said...

Quintessential Southerner said...
i think that is kidman, and she looks NATURAL and attractive.

Ditto.