Friday, January 01, 2010

Blind Items Revealed

Friday, November 20, 2009

#1 - You just never know when and where you will run into a former A list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody. Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch where you are going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a neighboring shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special herb. Why? The herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating the odor of booze on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a pizza place the night before for being drunk. The only time in the history of the place it had ever kicked out anyone.

#4 & #5 - So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny.

#1 - The Hoff
#4 & #5 - Levi Johnson & AnnaLynne McCord

31 comments:

Jacinta said...

What was #2 and 3 in this riddle?? Enty....LOVE the reveals....we will all show our T*ts if you reveal Coke mom....puleassssee????

ny emerald said...

Levi = definition of 'celebutard'.

Preciousredtx said...

hahahaha Jacinta!!!

Preciousredtx said...

hahahaha Jacinta!!!

MizCaramel said...

I'll show mine for sure if he reveals it!

IrishGossip said...

@Jactina
I'll show mine too (even though am a guy!)

The Hoff never fails to deliver!!

I guessed Levi on this but it was too easy. That McCord seems just awful, her and her sisters. Aren't they all trying to land a Reality TV show? Yuck.

mouth.like.a.sailor said...

wow, what a huge block of assiness. all three of 'em. poor little levi is just so out of his element. i seriously wonder what goes through his pretty little head.

Dr. Spaceman said...

Haha. I'm too shy to show you mine, but I can draw them for you.

IrishGossip said...

@Jactina
2 & 3 were supposedly Cassie and P Diddy. Mediatakeout.com reported this BI after Enty posted it and showed pics of her with her hair shaved at the side.

mouth.like.a.sailor said...

and oh... i'd DEF show you my tits for coke mom!!!! absolutely 100% would. coke mom and hiv singer will forever be burned in my brain.

chihuahuense said...

embo got #4:



Embo said...
#4 has to be Levi Johnston. He just made a huge ass out of himself at the GQ Man of the Year party the other night, and Tank the Bodyguard was with him.

2:07 PM




#1 was:




lauramart said...
#1 is David Hasselhoff

2:13 PM



ftw

and anonymous won the last one...should've been brave and used your name ;)



Anonymous said...
what about Annalynn McCord (sp?) for the actress who blew off the reality "star"? There was a story just yesterday about her refusing to be photographed with Spencer Pratt's sister at some event. If so, go her. "Mad Men" is on HBO, not a network, so it can't be January Jones.

4:10 AM



oh and #2-3 was the head shaving singer/producer boyfriend thought to be Cassie/P.Douchey

PollyPureBred said...

Wow. I am LOVING the blinds today, but Levi is just depressing. I hope his money manager is smarter than his body guard.

chihuahuense said...

OH, and I am all for tit showing for coke mom...I got some big ole milk filled ones too, in case he needs a snack---packed with goodness!

chihuahuense said...

wow, that was much grosser in writing than it was in my head.

sorry folks.

.robert said...

Levi knocked up the Alaskan Governor's daughter, of course he is special. I don't even know if the #4 most populous state I live in's Governor has kids or a wife.

Tranquil Moonlight said...

It's not nearly as gross if you throw in some Oreos, too.

Just sayin'.

Jacinta said...

@chihuahuense
Been there...don't apologize...boobs are boobs and if Enty wants to see ours....we'll learn Coke mom's ID! heeheehee!!

IrishGossip said...

@mouth.like.a.sailor
HIV singer!? was that a blind here?? who was it thought to be??

Wil said...

Real not imitation 44D's here .. and my MacBook has a camera if you don't mind frozen pale white Minnesota Haus Frau tits, EL!

And now I find myself back in the "Who?"? Zone. : / .. I have no clue who this gal is! But since I am a political junkie .. I am well aware of who Levi is. What a twit!

shakey said...

Did a hip check from the Hoff happen to a reader? See, one of the problems with us Canadians is that we're not so litigious.

whole lotto luv said...

I hate to have to remind everyone, but Coke Mom was an early 2009 blind, so I don't think it's even in the running for a reveal today.

FWIW, and I think I've typed this in the past, based on Enty's clues regarding photos and absences, etc, the only possibilities for Coke Mom are
Debra Messing, Hope Davis (I have no idea who she is), Keri Russell, and Posh Beckham.

Mooshki said...

Enty could afford to buy miles and miles of boobs with the amount he'd be sued for if he ever revealed Coke Mom. There's no way he could ever prove his story in court. If none of the people involved have turned her over to CPS, there's no way they'd testify. :(

Dr. Spaceman said...

chihuahuense, that wasn't gross--it was hilarious!

.robert said...

Measuring boobs in miles is yuk.

chihuahuense said...

lol, ok, so that wasn't gross, but measuring boobs in miles is.

that is good to know :)

.robert said...

whole lotto luv, American Splendor is the only thing I can recall Hope in. Had forgotten that role.

jax said...

your welcome!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

I thought the Coke Mom consensus was either Debra Messing or Angie Harmon? I just don't see the other 3 ladies mentioned above quite fitting.

TheGoldenSockPuppet said...

Levi is a joke that he himself doesn't even get and I wouldn't blame any woman from laughing him out of the room.


That said, AnnaLynne McCord is a complete bitch who has probably done that to more genuinely nice guys than we can count.

mouth.like.a.sailor said...

@irish gossip - The HIV+ singer is a blind from a while back... maybe 2007/2008... i really can't remember but it was HUGE because it involves a major pop star that had to get a physical for something and it came out that she was HIV+, which was really bad because she supposedly pretty promiscuous and probably had passed it to many other people and wasn't telling anyone the truth.


if i can find the orginal post somehow, i will post the link. i know a lot of the readers from a while ago know what i'm talking about because, for some reason, we all thought it was going to be revealed during one of the reveals and when it wasn't there was almost a CDAN riot. A LOT Of peeps were disappointed because it was so juicy and so terrible and SOOOO SOO SO SO dirty that everyone wanted to know.

Lisa (original) said...

Yeah, we LIKE dirty gossip! Huzzah!